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I recall the days not to long ago when drinking till 3am resulted in a slight headache and the need for an extra cup of coffee before starting the day. Now it means a day wasted, feeling like shit and laying on the coach.....

Getting old sucks.
 
VaticanAssassin said:
I recall the days not to long ago when drinking till 3am resulted in a slight headache and the need for an extra cup of coffee before starting the day. Now it means a day wasted, feeling like shit and laying on the coach.....

Getting old sucks.
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You have a coach? You are old.
 
I've never been able to drink without feeling myself die a little.

And then I do something retarded like drinking on shrooms and I'm just laying in the kitchen floor begging people to take me to the hospital because I am legit dying, right here on the goddamn floor, and everyone is just like, "move bitch, you're in front of the fridge."

You wake up with a hell of a hangover, but you're so happy that you survived the night it kind of cancels each other out.
 
VaticanAssassin said:
I recall the days not to long ago when drinking till 3am resulted in a slight headache and the need for an extra cup of coffee before starting the day. Now it means a day wasted, feeling like shit and laying on the coach.....

Getting old sucks.
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Some days it does!
 
That is why I only drink the expensive vodka. No being sick the next day.

Phsst, young people these days....
 
Once-ler said:
I've never been able to drink without feeling myself die a little.

And then I do something retarded like drinking on shrooms and I'm just laying in the kitchen floor begging people to take me to the hospital because I am legit dying, right here on the goddamn floor, and everyone is just like, "move bitch, you're in front of the fridge."

You wake up with a hell of a hangover, but you're so happy that you survived the night it kind of cancels each other out.
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I have not done shrooms since I was 17......

So do you, as a grown ass man, jump a barbwire fence and search cow shit for fungi?

If I recall right, early in the morning or about 3 hours after a rain was prime time....
 
ms_ann_thrope said:
You have a coach? You are old.
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I post from my iPhone. I do not spell check and when the phone assumes the word I want I trust it. Just like when I type A into google and it assumes I want Asian anal porn.... It may not always be right but the odds are.
 
lovetoread said:
That is why I only drink the expensive vodka. No being sick the next day.

Phsst, young people these days....
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Good vodka is my choice as well... But who am I to refuse those random shots ...

Patron
Patron coffee
Mind eraser
Patron coffee
Lemon drop
Sex on the beach

There were more but I most go get sick now...
 
VaticanAssassin said:
I have not done shrooms since I was 17......

So do you, as a grown ass man, jump a barbwire fence and search cow shit for fungi?

If I recall right, early in the morning or about 3 hours after a rain was prime time....
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No, my fatass biker friend does that when he goes to Florida on buisness. Then he says he's going to charge me, spends the entire time flirting with me, and I have to make the uncomfortable decision to either blow him (it's a bj I REALLY would rather not give) or pay him (it's money I REALLY don't want to spend b/c, I could get it for free). You also have to fucking sit there with him until like 3am even if you're not doing them THAT NIGHT because you have to pretend like you're friends- not that we're not, but you know what I mean.

I was throwing a party one time, and it was at this totally hot chick's house, and she was an artist, so she had painted the walls in this totally fucked up spiral pattern for some trippy-ass reason. And Shadow (which is what we called my friend who always had shrooms) had fully intended to sell shooms that night. That was the first time I had ever done them, I was like 18 or 19. And half-way through the night he just comes up and he's like, "Open your mouth". And he always hit on me and I wasn't out at the time so I was like, "Shadow, no, you are high." And he was like, "no- not that, just eat this."

And he hands me a handful of these shooms and I ate them, because at the time, i was seriously like, "ooh, some sort of drug." And I was like, "HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE WORST TASTE IN THE WORLD!!"

So he gets right in my face and he's like, "That's because it's poooosioooon."

And I was like, "YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

So I had no idea what it was going to do at all. And I had just gotten my dog at the time, and he was a puppy. And my other friend Shaun was sitting on the floor fucking with him, and you know how puppies love to be fucked around with and will bark about it. And I could not stand the sound of that fucking dog's voice. And I love my dog. But goddamn that sound on shrooms pissed me off. So I got really pissed off and I was like, "SHAUN STOP FUCKING WITH MY MOTHERFUCKING DOG OR I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!"

Which was an idle threat, because Shaun's a good two feet taller then me- it was like Link fighting Gannondorf. But I was legit pissed off because you know how when you're on shrooms and one thing throws you off you have a bad trip and you get really mad for absolutely no reason? Well it also pissed him off, so we went outside with every intention of having a fight. One of us was going to the hospital.

Well her house had this steep ass hill for a backyard. So before I even gained my footing, he tackled me and we rolled down this hill. And when we got to the bottom we both just stopped ourselves and were like, "This is fucking stupid."

Then we smoked a blunt at the bottom of the hill and stared up at the stars as the world kinda moved around us. It was AWESOME.

And the moral of that story is I hate sobriety and miss my friends....
 
VaticanAssassin said:
Good vodka is my choice as well... But who am I to refuse those random shots ...

Patron
Patron coffee
Mind eraser
Patron coffee
Lemon drop
Sex on the beach

There were more but I most go get sick now...
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Sex on the beach is my secret shame, I cant resist it.
 
VaticanAssassin said:
I post from my iPhone. I do not spell check and when the phone assumes the word I want I trust it. Just like when I type A into google and it assumes I want Asian anal porn.... It may not always be right but the odds are.
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Now I'm disappointed. Riding your coach sounded like fun.
 
LiFeNdEaTh said:
eh... i'd rather drink my shots straight, if not.. a little bit of juice, not too much.
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I'll drink it strait if I have to, but I usually get sick if I don't have a chaser of some kind. I'm a lightweight. I can smoke you under the table, but I can get shitfaced on $6 worth of cheap rum.
 
Once-ler said:
I'll drink it strait if I have to, but I usually get sick if I don't have a chaser of some kind. I'm a lightweight. I can smoke you under the table, but I can get shitfaced on $6 worth of cheap rum.
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wow, i wish i can get fucked up that easily.

the only way it could happen is, after 7 to 10 shots i take than i smoke a blunt of kush. that'll do it to me
 
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