Reasons I might be gay/straight

[sexy-girl]

how about other people come up with their own lists on why stereotypically they might be gay or straight (the catch is you have to do equal number of both)


i might be straight because :

i have longish hair
i wear skirts (short ones too) lingerie and even some days make up
when i was young i used to play with girls even sometimes with their dolls
i actually went on a date with a guy once

i might be gay because :

i like to watch football and not for the guys in shorts ... even worse i play football
i don't have talon length finger nails
i wear jeans more then skirts
i like computers and geeky stuff like sci-fi

more reasons i might be straight :

sometimes i just like to dress sexy and look hot
i like some types of porn
"sexy-girl" it just doesn't sound very gay
semi nude av's on a site where their are "MEN" *shock*

more reasons i might be gay :

i hate men
likes glam even more as a person not just his for his av's and gayness (unlike most straight women here )
i have steamy sex with a very hot girl pretty regular
has a crush on never (ok ok i know a lot of straight women do too)

 

[Guest]

I hate men, too.

A bit sexual discrimination, though.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Hmm. Curiouser and curiouser.

 

[Guest]

Hmm. Curiouser and curiouser.

LOL

Let's kill all the cats off. They are all on ignore, anyway.

 

[P. B. Walker]

OMG... you might be bi.

PBW

 

[sexy-girl]

Hmm. Curiouser and curiouser.

wonders what i have done wrong now ?


noticing the completely lack of lists on this thread

nobody would like to try one of their own ?


PBW shocking isn't it unless someone is ultra fem or extremely butch they must be bisexual surely

 

[Gilly Bean]

OMG... you might be bi.

PBW

Curiosity aplenty.








Inquiering minds want to know, s-g.... are you bi?!?!

 

[Gilly Bean]

wonders what i have done wrong now ?


noticing the completely lack of lists on this thread

nobody would like to try one of their own ?


PBW shocking isn't it unless someone is ultra fem or extremely butch they must be bisexual surely

you've done nothing wrong a'tall, doll.


List... hmm...


I don't know if I have one. I think I'll have to come up with one of my own, though.

 

[glamorilla]

reasons i might be gay:

i sleep with men.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Reasons I may be Bisexual
Women turn me on, and I have an unending fascination with Nicole Kidman.
Men turn me on, and I have an uneding fascination with Mel Gibson, and James Marsters.

Reasons I may be Straight
I have only had sex or dated men.
I love feeling a nice hard dick in me.

More reasons I may be Bisexual
The female form fascinates me. It's so much more aethsetically (sp?) pleasing.
I've kissed another girl, and didn't mind it.





You be the jury.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

i might be straight because :
I rather enjoy sex with the missus
I can rebuild a car engine
I never ask for directions when lost
E on the gas gauge DOES mean Eeeeee a little more is there
I keep a deathgrip on the remote control


i might be gay because :
I am a pretty damn good cook
I am better at home stuff than the wife is
I am a better care giver for our children, more understanding and such
I prefer waxing the floors over shooting hoops
I am addicted to hand lotion, I have a bottle in every room

more reasons i might be straight :
I drink beer
my undies have holes
Can't ever remember have a wet dream over a guy (Sorry Glam)
I have chosen a new car based on 0-60 times

more reasons i might be gay :
I like to cuddle
I am paticular about my clothes and hair if going out
I can interior decorate with the best of them
I'll flirt with a guy in public if I think he is extremely homophobic
I once kissed another male as a dare

 

[sexy-girl]

Inquiering minds want to know, s-g.... are you bi?!?!

nope all gay here

(the point of the thread is to try and show that stereotypes don't mean anything when it comes to sexual orientation)


glam seeing as you've succumbed to my whim ... do you have any stereotypes that would identify you as straight im sure all the straight/bi women here are dying to know



edited to say thanks gilly and brokenwave some cool reasons there i loved the undie's with holes in

 

[Rhys]

Reasons I might be gay:
I write gay porn
I hang around with gay people (or at the very least bi)
I own a feather boa
I give a shit about how I look

Reasons I might be straight
Women!
Women!
Women!
I watch baseball and occasionally football
I play guitar in a band (although that doesn't really say much: Look at Rob Halford or Freddy Mercury)
I write straight porn
I give a shit about how I look.

Reasons I might be bi;
Uh. I can't really think of any.

 

[sexy-girl]

caring how you look is a sure sign of being gay ... or a sure sign of being straight um

 

[glamorilla]

glam seeing as you've succumbed to my whim ... do you have any stereotypes that would identify you as straight im sure all the straight/bi women here are dying to know

there are maybe 4 guys here who could take me in a fight.

 

[Gilly Bean]

caring how you look is a sure sign of being gay ... or a sure sign of being straight um

This could get confusing!


I like to wear flannel shirts. Does that mean I'm gay?

 

[sexy-girl]

This could get confusing!


I like to wear flannel shirts. Does that mean I'm gay?

yes it does its time to ditch your husband and shave your head and buy some chunky lesbian boots

glam you're so straight

 

[Gilly Bean]

yes it does its time to ditch your husband and shave your head and buy some chunky lesbian boots

glam you're so straight

-sighs- I just knew it!

And here, I had JUST grown all my hair back.


Should I rip the sleeves from my flannels, and wear t-shirts under em, too?

 

[sexy-girl]

-sighs- I just knew it!

And here, I had JUST grown all my hair back.


Should I rip the sleeves from my flannels, and wear t-shirts under em, too?

that sounds about right lol you're better at this then me

 

[seXieleXie]

reasons i might be gay
i've had a serious relationship with a woman for over a year and haven't dated a man since
i wear doc martins and birkenstocks
i fell like i'm in drag is i wear a dress
i like to wear ties
i'm a feminist
i don't wear make-up
i play softball
i don't have long finger nails
i like science
i have sex with women
i have crushes on women
i have a lot of queer friends
i'm involved with a queer women's group on campus
i marched in the s.f. dyke march last summer
i'm from san francisco
i eat tofu
i like melissa etheridge


reasons i might be straight
i've had short relationships with guys in the past
i have long-ish hair
i occasionally wear skirts




hmm...

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Reasons I might be gay:
I cook and clean better than any woman I've ever met.
I find myself color-coordinating the things in my kitchen.
I love Moulin Rouge.
I use hair-salon products.
I don't enjoy watching sports.
I have an obsession with blowjobs.
I wouldn't mind a woman doing me with a strap-on if it turned her on.

Reasons I might be straight:
I can kick your ass.
I like manly things like hunting and building shit.
I enjoy playing sports.
I can't dance.
I find many gay people to be ...annoying, I guess is the word.
and the number one reason is:

because I'm actually straight!!! heh heh

 

[sexy-girl]

could the cliche of short finger nails be true

and kicking someones ass seems to be the straightest thing you can do (which is why im glad im not straight)

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Uh, actually, these are all not REASONS that you may or may not be gay. They are INDICATIONS that you may or may not be gay.

Sorry to be so specific. Carry on.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Uh, actually, these are all not REASONS that you may or may not be gay. They are INDICATIONS that you may or may not be gay.

Sorry to be so specific. Carry on.

Thank you. being able to kick someone's ass is part of the straight stereotype, not necessarily proof of sexuality. I'm sure there are gay bodybuilders who could crush me like a grape, but that doesn't change that he sucks dick and I don't.

 

[sexy-girl]

Uh, actually, these are all not REASONS that you may or may not be gay. They are INDICATIONS that you may or may not be gay.

Sorry to be so specific. Carry on.

um the threads a joke

they aren't reasons or indications that you might be gay or straight ... i typed reasons to make the thread seem more obvious that it wasn't to be taken serious