Really weird story idea

[LaRascasse]

I just had this idea for a... (can't find any words to describe it) story.
It would go under Humour & Satire.

The inspiration comes from this- As a VE, I get loads of stories which have small to large errors. Most commonly spelling hiccups, mishaps in punctuation, grammar, tense, choice of words........... and I haven't even started on the story itself.

So I thought, as a parody of sorts, I write an entire story which is fucked up in every way possible. Scores of misspellings and grammatical disasters to start with. It would have no discernible paragraphing structure and would be replete with sexual situations which are unrealistic to the point of comical (think 50 inch erections, multiple orgasms in seconds and so many more...) So this story would, quite intentionally, be the worst story on Literotica by some distance.

There are two things I want to ask here
1. Does this idea appeal to anybody?
2. How to get a story this badly flawed through? Any one of the aforementioned reasons could be the reason for rejecting a story.

 

[Darkniciad]

As to getting the story through -- that's easy.

My LST3K series frequently contains horrible spelling and grammar in the original story I'm making fun of. I just add a note in the "notes" section of the submission, saying that the terrible technical errors are intentional, and are part of the humor of the story.

Haven't had any problem with any of them passing through the queue first time.

 

[SailorJerry]

Interesting. I have had 1 story rejected because of one, and only one, grammatical error: I placed a comma outside of the quotation marks instead of inside...... So go figure. I have read awful stories here with way worse grammar.

Maybe try to claim that it is an 'inspired piece', like James Joyce's Finnegans Wake, or the likes of William S Burroughs....... and defies the rules of grammar !

Good luck !

 

[Darkniciad]

The most common grammar rejection is for punctuation in relation to quotations. For whatever reason, Laurel catches those more often than anything else.

I'm making fun of the bad grammar of the stories in my series ( amongst many other things ) so fixing all the errors would eliminate half of the jokes

 

[PayDay]

Totally doable

So I thought, as a parody of sorts, I write an entire story which is fucked up in every way possible. Scores of misspellings and grammatical disasters to start with. It would have no discernible paragraphing structure and would be replete with sexual situations which are unrealistic to the point of comical (think 50 inch erections, multiple orgasms in seconds and so many more...) So this story would, quite intentionally, be the worst story on Literotica by some distance.

This almost describes every story I write. (short of the 50 inch erections)

There are two things I want to ask here
1. Does this idea appeal to anybody?
2. How to get a story this badly flawed through? Any one of the aforementioned reasons could be the reason for rejecting a story.

You'd be surprised how many people like stuff like this. Just be prepared for some outlandish hatred and neverending responses on how you 'need' an editor. (ask me how I know)

As the rejection goes, I would not worry about it. As far as I can tell, the only things that could get you rejected are the formatting or anything required by the submission guide.

Spelling and punctuation, even off the charts, gets through with ease, though intentional mis spacing will be forced into single line separations. (if you find a functional way around this spacing issue, let me know)

Be wary of random corrections though. I find that things I do (like mis spells or grammar that can be misunderstood or ambiguous) get 'repaired' with 'fixes' (that you do not do yourself) that detract from the style. These are changes from what I had originally posted, and actually cause genuine errors in an unerrored errored story. I blame gremlins, but who knows why it happens.

 

[lovecraft68]

Scouries gets his stories posted, so I don't why yours wouldn't.

Sad thing is, his stories are not meant to be funny, they just are.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Writing a silly or negligent or bad story is easy, but writing a worst-ever story would be every bit as difficult as writing a best-ever story.

Years ago a smart and funny Literotician named MathGirl wrote what was considered about the worst sex story any of us could come up with. It read:

So I kikced in the dor and camed in her face.​

Anyone who thinks they can do worse is welcome to try

 

[PayDay]

Writing a silly or negligent or bad story is easy, but writing a worst-ever story would be every bit as difficult as writing a best-ever story.

Tell me about it...