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This thread is dedicated to those people with a vision...a vision of making the world a better place for you and me. I mean the inventors, not Eli Whitney with his cotton gin or Alexander Graham Bell with his telephone. I mean real inventors like the people who invented these .....and yes these are real inventions....


Duster Slippers for Cats [socks for your cat, with little mops attached, so that the cat dusts the floor as it moves around]

The Backscratcher's T Shirt [which has a grid on it so that you can tell people exactly where to scratch]

The Hydrophobe's Bath Body Suit [so that you can have a bath without getting wet]

The Heavy Smoker's Mask [so that you can smoke 14 cigarettes at once]
 
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If you're like us (and we hope you're not), you spend WAY too much time at the computer. You work, play, read, and even eat in front of your monitor. In fact, if you didn't have to visit the bathroom once in a while, you'd NEVER leave your desk.

Well, now you don't have to. Thanks to the absolutely glorious --

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You know sometimes I seriously wonder about the minds that come up with these things...
 
Ear Protector
US Patent No. US4233942. A device for protecting the ears of a long-haired dog from becoming soiled by food while it is eating. A tube contains and protects each of the dog's ears. The tubes are held away from the dog's mouth and food as it eats.


Gloves
UK Patent Application No. GB2221607. A glove for courting couples who wish to maintain palm-to-palm contact while holding hands. It has a common palm section, but two separate sets of fingers.
 
More inspired inventions...


Solar-Powered Flashlight
Inflatable Dart Board
Sliding Doors on a Submarine
The Macarena
Dehydrated Water
Pet Rock
Plastic Firewood
Soleless Shoes
A Parachute that goes off on impact
A book on how to read
A flammable fire extinguisher
A glass cricket bat
 
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Lol... lots of people bought Pet Rocks! Probably mid-1970s, it was a good sized river rock that was nestled in straw, and came with a carrying box. You also got instructions for care and feeding! I think it came out around Christmas, and was a fun gag gift.

I'm sure that inventor laughed all the way to the bank! :D
 
Arden said:
Lol... lots of people bought Pet Rocks! Probably mid-1970s, it was a good sized river rock that was nestled in straw, and came with a carrying box. You also got instructions for care and feeding! I think it came out around Christmas, and was a fun gag gift.

I'm sure that inventor laughed all the way to the bank! :D
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Lol...I heard my Mom say she had a pet rock....Plastic firewood??? What in hell do you do with plastic firewood??:confused:


Wow...this toilet comes with an edible plunger...:eek:


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You've seen it on TV, heard it on the radio, and read it in your local newspapers, "Our Public Water Supply Is Polluted and Dangerous!"
Every year millions of gallons of crude oil and toxic waste materials are dumped into our oceans and water reservoirs. Many have heard of the Exxon Valdez oil spill. But what about all those other chemical spills that seemingly go undetected under the cover of night. No matter how much your city tries to cleanse their water system, traces of these dangerous chemicals still prevail all around. Cities across the United States and around the world have old, corroded, lead pipes that poison your water. More than ever before, people are turning to bottled water as a safety precaution against all these pollutants. But many of these bottled waters are even worse than public water supplies. Some bottling facilities do not change their filters frequently enough and thus inject hazardous substances into your water. Other bottling companies don't date their supplies and end up selling old water, which is equally dangerous.

It's time to stop the insanity and insist on a better quality of life. Stop drinking tap water. Stop drinking well water. Refuse to touch water from desalination plants. And remember that mountain spring water is a disaster waiting to happen. Do you know how many people and animals urinated in your spring water, upstream? Yes, it's disgusting to think about (perhaps even humorous), but it happens. So stop drinking it. Insist on only one natural substance... Dehydrated water.

Unlike traditional water bottling facilities who bottle water only from one specific region, we have designed an innovative blending system that harnesses and compresses the benefits of waters ranging from the French Alps to the Rocky Mountains. Our 27-step process bonds the molecules and rigorously blends the waters together. It then secretes the water molecules and harvests them for the final stage. Once ready, the substance is introduced to the environment and the excess vapors are released. The remaining substance is pure, natural, dehydrated water.
 
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