Really? I mean REALLY? Funny "Missed Connections"

[Super-Surprise]

Okotoks Weed Boys

To the young fellows who were taking care of the weeds in Okotoks this summer - a few of us older gals sure enjoyed watching you work and will miss you dearly. Perhaps you could shovel snow this winter to warm us up in the cold months? Also boys, us gals would love you to wear shorts next summer so keep us in mind and give us a little show when you're hard at work!

 

[Super-Surprise]

Lost My Heart In The Sky


I flew over your house on a plane. I saw you standing on your roof and we made eye contact. You know who you are. <3

 

[Super-Surprise]

17 years regretting?

Brad?-MRC 1995

Hi, I apologize that I don't remember your last name, but we were really good friends back in 1995 and I loved that you were kind, funny and a farm boy...we were both taking Social Work at MRC and I was dating/engaged to someone who didn't work out...he cheated on me...it was funny because I wanted to be with you, but didn't because of my commitment to him lol!

Anyway, I have been wondering how you turned out and would love to grab a coffee if you are still single?

Jessica.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Stunning brunette female cop that pulled me over last week


since then i have been thinking about you...i think we need to talk...if its you tell me when did it happen and where??

 

[Super-Surprise]

Hey, I miss you.


Hey, I am a 25 year old female who had a one night stand with the guy of my dreams.
You said you would call me, but I think I gave you the wrong number.
Email me

 

[Super-Surprise]

Vegas Gal Looking 4 You...


I am a cocktail waitress at THE Wynn.. You are the man of my dreams. We met on July 4th...I cant stop thinking about you.. Love and Kisses

 

[Super-Surprise]

I saw you see me


I saw you looking at me while I was grocery shopping at Sobeys. We made eye contact briefly, and as you know, when a woman makes eye contact with a man it obviously means she wants him. So, if you read this and you were indeed the guy I made eye contact with, call me. We'll probably bone. Susan

 

[Super-Surprise]

5

I hope one day I will be able to muster up the courage to talk to you. Hopefully by then it won't be too late. I don't even know if you know I am around being the wallflower I am, but I guarantee you I will not disappoint.
You: tall blonde older gentleman
Me: youngish (I guess ?) long black hair and glasses.

 

[blobfish]

Do those missed connections things work, ever?

 

[lovecraft68]

We'll probably bone. Susan

Classic, absolutely classic!

 

[Lorilei]

These are sad.

 

[satindesire]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ash/3194086955.html

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/vpi/3175901038.html

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/3148365387.html

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/2549849730.html

 

[KRCummings]

I'd love to know how often those ads work. It's gotta be like .03% of the time.

 

[SCcreampieLvr]

Roomate

The link to the Roomate ad was hilarious.

 

[satindesire]

The link to the Roomate ad was hilarious.

Thanks.

 

[dirtwrench]

As a former victim of the vasectomy squad, I truly laughed so loud it woke up my wife. Wiping tears from my cheeks and still gigling like a little girl, I handed her the laptop.

She read it, said, "Oh for Christs sake shut up and go to bed."

She may not have any sense of humor at this time of nite (1:37 am here) but it's the most hilarious thing I have read in months.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!

 

[satindesire]

As a former victim of the vasectomy squad, I truly laughed so loud it woke up my wife. Wiping tears from my cheeks and still gigling like a little girl, I handed her the laptop.

She read it, said, "Oh for Christs sake shut up and go to bed."

She may not have any sense of humor at this time of nite (1:37 am here) but it's the most hilarious thing I have read in months.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!

Glad you liked it!