Really Dumb-Ass PM's

[Jenny_Jackson]

Ok... I know you get them. This is the place to paste them. One word though... Block out the names to protect the guilty.

This is so much fun. I'll start :d

"Saw yer proild [?] pik. I wannt to snarf you hole wit my big balone."

Jesus... talk about trailer parks

SNARF? Is that even a word

 

[behindthewheel]

lol............you know how to attract them

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

lol............you know how to attract them

No shit and I have no idea why?

 

[behindthewheel]

No shit and I have no idea why?

and I almost sent a pm as well.......lol

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

and I almost sent a pm as well.......lol

Awwww sweety... your PMs are fine

 

[behindthewheel]

I feel honoured ............

 

[Yakkul]

maybe it's that delightful finger of yours, that attracts the less literate of lurkers?

Personally, I've always hated those who feel that emails or pm's can be composed entirely of "mobile phone speak".

How can "o babe wun 2 fuk reel gud?" possibly be consided sexy?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

maybe it's that delightful finger of yours, that attracts the less literate of lurkers?

Personally, I've always hated those who feel that emails or pm's can be composed entirely of "mobile phone speak".

How can "o babe wun 2 fuk reel gud?" possibly be consided sexy?

Dunno... but that's tame compared to some I've gotten... makes me wet just thinking about it

 

[behindthewheel]

Dunno... but that's tame compared to some I've gotten... makes me wet just thinking about it

tell us more then

 

[Azuldrgon]

I think you get the weird ones because
A.) You have a beautiful av..
B.) cause you are a new girl from Oregon

Only reason I haven't sent you one is because I don't do it that way. I prefer sending nice ones.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I think you get the weird ones because
A.) You have a beautiful av..
B.) cause you are a new girl from Oregon

Only reason I haven't sent you one is because I don't do it that way. I prefer sending nice ones.

Send a nice one then, handsome

Oh... and I ain't new. Look up Jenny S. I've been here since 2001
That's not me in the AV anyway. That's my mother.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

tell us more then

You pervert!!!

Well... Ok

I got one that said,

"I want to tenderize your nether regions with my man juice [sic] while you scream for more."

Am I wrong in wondering how you tenderize a pussy? Sounds sort of cannabilistic actually. And Man Juice? Give me a break

 

[behindthewheel]

You pervert!!!

Well... Ok

I got one that said,

"I want to tenderize your nether regions with my man juice [sic] while you scream for more."

Am I wrong in wondering how you tenderize a pussy? Sounds sort of cannabilistic actually. And Man Juice? Give me a break

that is enough to make you scream.........for the puke bucket
tenderize your nether regions............he has been reading your other posts about paddles........
man juice .......no comment!

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

that is enough to make you scream.........for the puke bucket
tenderize your nether regions............he has been reading your other posts about paddles........
man juice .......no comment!

Actually, Behind, I was laughing so hard a did almost puke. Hahahahahahahaha.

 

[behindthewheel]

Actually, Behind, I was laughing so hard a did almost puke. Hahahahahahahaha.

lol....
call me wheely, behind sounds such a arse!!!

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

lol....
call me wheely, behind sounds such a arse!!!

LMAO... Gives me the image of something else

But from now on it's, Wheely

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Here's a little gem from my box, thanks to a reader:

R U Wet and I want my dick feeling your pussy spasming, clenching, controlling my own pleasure, making me cum in orgastic pleasure while your own orgasm overtakes you and makes you mine."

Huh?

Thanks reader

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

OMG

"hi jenny if you want to tie me up and bang me go ahead i wont struggle"

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Jesus... another one...

"Jeany [fucker doesn't even get the name right],
I hope your ass is as tight as you profile pic because I want to ram my hard boner where the son [sic] don't shine."

Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse Me

ROFLMAO

 

[Needfull Thing]

Jesus... another one...

"Jeany [fucker doesn't know who I am},
I hope your ass is as tight as you profile pic because I want to ram my hard boner where the son [sic] don't shine."

Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse Me

Hi Jenny long-time listener first-time caller. I was wondering if you'd let me fuck your bunghole with a whiffle-ball bat? I promise to use lotion!

*rolls eyes*

Its the whole minor celebrety thing dear. We tend to deify those who are popular in any socially structured invironment and whether we like it or not, an internet community is a exactly that. Think back to school. You're one of the popular cheerleader chicks now! Gimme a Y! Gimme an A! Gimme another Y! That spells YAY!!! *falsetto giggles*

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Hi Jenny long-time listener first-time caller. I was wondering if you'd let me fuck your bunghole with a whiffle-ball bat? I promise to use lotion!

*rolls eyes*

Its the whole minor celebrety thing dear. We tend to deify those who are popular in any socially structured invironment and whether we like it or not, an internet community is a exactly that. Think back to school. You're one of the popular cheerleader chicks now! Gimme a Y! Gimme an A! Gimme another Y! That spells YAY!!! *falsetto giggles*

LMFAO... Even those cheerleaders couldn't spell... hahahahahahaha

Hiya Needful s for you

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Hey baby [Baby ],
"I have a 20 inch dick. Want me to show it to you? I have a cam"

My response: I assume thise a LIT INCHES where 1 inch = 4 LIT INCHES... right?


Haven't heard from him again

 

[RampantLecher]

OMG

"hi jenny if you want to tie me up and bang me go ahead i wont struggle"

I'm going to assume that this was the only acceptable one.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I'm going to assume that this was the only acceptable one.

I was actually... She's cute too

 

[RampantLecher]

She? oooo la la!!!