really chill people only

[gunforhire]

NOTICE

PERSONS attempting to find a motive in this thread will be prosecuted;
persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished;
persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.





By Order Of The Author,
Per G.G., Chief of Ordnance.

 

[Kiwikitty]

poserrrrrrrr.

 

[bimmerman330]

tell him kiwi

 

[gunforhire]

poserrrrrrrr.

tell him kiwi

This is ....awkward....and....ummm....a bit disappointing.

I clearly asked for all potential posters to wait for my approval before desecrating my thread in post one.

I will give you two the benefit of the doubt and not hold a grudge but please respect my little piece of cyberspace. You can always submit an application for permission to post. There have been many many applicants, but oddly enough I have yet to find any worthy of my standards. Perhaps you two can be the first?

 

[theapproachingcurve]

This thread is intended for the really really really chill people I deem worthy enough to post here. PM me if you would like an application but it's probably not worth the effort as my standards are pretty high.



Please refrain from posting here unless your name is on the list :




























Thanks for your cooperation. I hate awkward situations.

Props.

(I know I haven't been invited buuut thank you for being brilliantly caustic )

 

[Kiwikitty]

This is ....awkward....and....ummm....a bit disappointing.

I clearly asked for all potential posters to wait for my approval before desecrating my thread in post one.

I will give you two the benefit of the doubt and not hold a grudge but please respect my little piece of cyberspace. You can always submit an application for permission to post. There have been many many applicants, but oddly enough I have yet to find any worthy of my standards. Perhaps you two can be the first?

Ha.
You just copied exactly what I said in my thread in different words.
Carry on talking to yourself.

 

[funluvinaj]

This thread is intended for the really really really chill people I deem worthy enough to post here. PM me if you would like an application but it's probably not worth the effort as my standards are pretty high.



Please refrain from posting here unless your name is on the list :































Thanks for your cooperation. I hate awkward situations.

oh my... i keep checking my pm box for my invite... when i get out of the fridge long enough ... i'm about as chill as i'm gonna get gun!!! i'll be waiting.

 

[gunforhire]

Props.

(I know I haven't been invited buuut thank you for being brilliantly caustic )

Insulting me in no way enhances your resume. Your application is under review but is in serious jeopardy of being permanently blacklisted. Please refrain from posting here until further notice.

 

[gunforhire]

Ha.
You just copied exactly what I said in my thread in different words.
Carry on talking to yourself.

Your insight into human nature will be a brilliant addition to my thread. I will forgo the normal application process and permit you to share here as you desire. One warning, all participants are on a 90 day trial period. Your contributions will be monitored and reviewed during this time.

Congratulations on being the first really really really chill poster (other than myself, or course)

 

[gunforhire]

oh my... i keep checking my pm box for my invite... when i get out of the fridge long enough ... i'm about as chill as i'm gonna get gun!!! i'll be waiting.

Perhaps I should have made myself more clear about uninvited posts in my thread. This should have been handled through a PM and not out here in the open.
Awkward.

Against my better judgment, I will allow you to post under limited conditions until I can fully judge your worthiness. Your track record and references have allowed this one time exception. I must ask you to post here no more than once a day until otherwise notified.

Thank you for your interest in my thread and good luck with your future posts.

 

[monique1971]

This thread made my day.

I am, of course, not worthy.

 

[AsterChance]

Please do not respond to or quote this post, or even read it. I am not one of the godlike super beings who has been blessed with permission to post here and I made this post in error.

Unfortunately, I am so inferior that I don't even know how to edit or remove this post. Again, please totally ignore this post. Very nice thread though, for those who are worthy.

 

[muffalo]

Is this the "really really chill people" thread? Or did I stumble into the "real chill people" thread. Cause I think I might be too chill.
Awkward.

 

[gunforhire]

This thread made my day.

I am, of course, not worthy.

I appreciate the fact that you recognize your unworthiness. The demand for applications to post is overwhelming and one less request only eases the burden.
Thank you for not wasting my time but I still must chastise you for posting your thoughts. What is so hard to understand about that?

 

[gunforhire]

Please do not respond to or quote this post, or even read it. I am not one of the godlike super beings who has been blessed with permission to post here and I made this post in error.

Unfortunately, I am so inferior that I don't even know how to edit or remove this post. Again, please totally ignore this post. Very nice thread though, for those who are worthy.

As much as I'd like to ignore your post, I just can't. It's comparable to graffiti on a loved landmark.

Nothing wrong with being inferior either. It's much easier when you come to terms with it though.

 

[gunforhire]

Is this the "really really chill people" thread? Or did I stumble into the "real chill people" thread. Cause I think I might be too chill.
Awkward.

Your attempts at embarrassing me are not appreciated. I have determined that you are no degree of chill.

Talk about awkward. Don't even bother turning in your application.

 

[funluvinaj]

hmmmm

my one post for the day... I should make it really worthwhile and insightful.

oh i know.....


HAWKEYES RULE!!


i'm so gonna get my chill membership canceled.

 

[gunforhire]

my one post for the day... I should make it really worthwhile and insightful.

oh i know.....


HAWKEYES RULE!!


i'm so gonna get my chill membership canceled.

This post is juvenile and not in the least bit thought provoking. The other members on the list continue to share their wisdom and their insight and this is the best you can come up with?! Do you not get what a privilege it is to post here? Do you understand why I had to limit your postings now?

Please take a little more care next time or I will indeed be forced to revoke your membership.

 

[pixxel]

i burned the popcorn.

awkward.

 

[gunforhire]

i burned the popcorn.

awkward.

That is indeed an unfortunate circumstance. Freshly buttered and heavily salted popcorn would have been a worthy token of apology for this breach of protocol.

Hopefully there are no food stains on your application. It is utterly amazing the lack of pride some people show when they should be putting their best foot forward.

 

[erigeron]

.....

 

[gunforhire]

satire ftw.

additionally, san dimas high school football rules!

the very fact that you had to clarify san dimas as high school level football makes them as unchill as you obviously are.

please refrain from any further dumbing down of this previously thought provoking thread

 

[funluvinaj]

HMMM... let's see if I can improve upon yesterday's post.

It would seem that the amazing Michigan State University has provided a good deal of talent to the Indianapolis Colts. I look forward to another stellar season. Thank you for your very chill place to hang out. My one post of the day is such a highlight. Oh and here, a threadwarming gift... leaving a case of your most favorite beer.

toodle-oooo!

 

[pixxel]

i'd post here to tell you today's batch of popcorn is perfect, except then i'd be violating the code of conduct since i'm not on the guest list.

and that's not really chill.

dilemma.

 

[gunforhire]

HMMM... let's see if I can improve upon yesterday's post.

It would seem that the amazing Michigan State University has provided a good deal of talent to the Indianapolis Colts. I look forward to another stellar season. Thank you for your very chill place to hang out. My one post of the day is such a highlight. Oh and here, a threadwarming gift... leaving a case of your most favorite beer.

toodle-oooo!

Congratulations on avoiding your second strike.