Really bad chat up lines

[Jennifer C]

I was in a club the other night and this bloke strolled up to me and said

'You're the sexiest thing since sliced bread!'

I mean did he really expect that to work? lol...Sliced bread?

That's got to be the worst line I have ever heard!...

Ladies what's the worst chat up line you've received and men what chat up lines do you use and do they work?

 

[impressive]

I was in a club the other night and this bloke strolled up to me and said

'You're the sexiest thing since sliced bread!'

I mean did he really expect that to work? lol

Ladies what's the worst chat up line you've received and men what chat up lines do you use and do they work?

Sliced bread is sexy?

 

[Jennifer C]

Sliced bread is sexy?

LMAO ~ apparently so!

Ok the guy was drunk but surely he could of come up with something better than that!...

 

[Guest]

He says "Hi. Do you want to grab a pizza, go back to my place and fuck?"

If girl responds unfavorably he says, "What - you don't like pizza?"



I've heard this in jest (at least I think it was in jest).

 

[Jennifer C]

He says "Hi. Do you want to grab a pizza, go back to my place and fuck?"

If girl responds unfavorably he says, "What - you don't like pizza?"



I've heard this in jest (at least I think it was in jest).

lmao ~ I hope it was in jest...

 

[Typo Fu Master]

I have never used a line in my life, but one of the corniest I ever heard was from the movie Weekend At Bernies.

"You know what would look good on you? Me!"

 

[Jennifer C]

I have never used a line in my life, but one of the corniest I ever heard was from the movie Weekend At Bernies.

"You know what would look good on you? Me!"

Lol, yes that is corny and way over-used!...

 

[scheherazade_79]

A guy once came up to me in a club and said, "Have you ever had a parrot on your left shoulder?"

I shook my head.

"Have you ever had a parrot on your right shoulder?"

Again I shook my head. He then asked me to open my mouth, and like I fool I did.

A leery smile spread across his face and he commented, "But I bet you've had a cock-or-two in there!"

I kid you not. I was so stunned that I just gave him a withering glance and walked away.

 

[erise]

Does walking up to me in the street and grabbing my boobs count as a chat-up line?

 

[AppleBiter]

By far, the worst line I have ever heard uttered (and thank God, it wasn't at me) was: "Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you seem like a very special lady."

 

[Jennifer C]

A guy once came up to me in a club and said, "Have you ever had a parrot on your left shoulder?"

I shook my head.

"Have you ever had a parrot on your right shoulder?"

Again I shook my head. He then asked me to open my mouth, and like I fool I did.

A leery smile spread across his face and he commented, "But I bet you've had a cock-or-two in there!"

I kid you not. I was so stunned that I just gave him a withering glance and walked away.

LMAO, oh thats awful ~ what us girls have to put up with!...

 

[Jennifer C]

By far, the worst line I have ever heard uttered (and thank God, it wasn't at me) was: "Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you seem like a very special lady."

Yeah that's just disgusting...

 

[Jennifer C]

Does walking up to me in the street and grabbing my boobs count as a chat-up line?

Not in my book! lol

 

[Saucyminx]

A man walked up to my friend in a bar and said, "You look like you have a very clean vagina."

 

[wishfulthinking]

To the parot guy: "But not as big as the cock on your forehead"

One of the worst I've had, because he must have made it up in an attempt to wing it, was: Hi, I'm Bondi ....close to Manly.

He was referring to the Sydney beaches.

Chicks just tell me they like my outfit or something, rather than using a line.

 

[Guest]

A man walked up to my friend in a bar and said, "You look like you have a very clean vagina."

Smile, move against his body, then hard stomp with your right foot on his left instep, shuto-uke to the groin, and then soto-ude-uke to the face.

Dickhead.

 

[Saucyminx]

Smile, move against his body, then hard stomp with your right foot on his left instep, shuto-uke to the groin, and then soto-ude-uke to the face.

Dickhead.

His friend came up and dragged his drunk ass away before we could hurt him too badly, mores the pity.

 

[Guest]

His friend came up and dragged his drunk ass away before we could hurt him too badly, mores the pity.

Tsk.

A shame.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Smile, move against his body, then hard stomp with your right foot on his left instep, shuto-uke to the groin, and then soto-ude-uke to the face.Dickhead.

Is that like a knee in the groin and a poke in the eye?

I've done that! Recently.

 

[Guest]

Is that like a knee in the groin and a poke in the eye?

I've done that! Recently.

Cool!

It's close. It's a down block to the groin (with the closed front of your fist) and then a back fist to the jaw.

It is fun.

 

[Liar]

A man walked up to my friend in a bar and said, "You look like you have a very clean vagina."

Um...that's just...odd.

Anyway, the correct answer would be "And I like to keep it that way. You look like you have knob cheese, so piss off."

 

[Guest]

Um...that's just...odd.

Anyway, the correct answer would be "And I like to keep it that way. You look like you have knob cheese, so piss off."

BWAH!

 

[SeaCat]

Absolute worst line I have ever used.

I walked up to this great looking redhead, (okay so she was an absolutely stunning redhead.) who was sitting alone in a halfway decent restaraunt locally. When I got her attention I told her:
"I want to take you to my place, get you drunk, and fuck you so you walk funny." Amazingly it worked.

Cat

(Then again it might help that we're married. )

 

[montrealgirl]

I had a guy say, "Hi, I'm Kelvin. As in Klein"

Yes, his name was Kelvin, not Calvin.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

He says "Hi. Do you want to grab a pizza, go back to my place and fuck?"

If girl responds unfavorably he says, "What - you don't like pizza?"



I've heard this in jest (at least I think it was in jest).

I know someone who got laid with this line... Except it was chicken. Maybe that's the key to success... Chicken.

Seems sad in a way, but on the other hand, it makes sense. She thought it was hilarious. Make her laugh, y'know...

A lot of these lines sound like maybe, well, dares... Y'know, go up to her and say the parrot line. If you do, I'll buy you a shot. It's immature, but it also happens a lot.

*shrug*

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