Really bad advice....

[triptoceylon]

I once saw this as the title to one of the better chat rooms on Yahoo years ago. I figure I'd resurrect it and see how clever we all really are. I'll start things off...

"Start off a presentation with an ethnic joke." GO>>>>

 

[bobb_sledd]

Hit on your mother-in-law at your wedding.

 

[eric_erosfan]

You should bareback that chick with the open sores.

 

[bobb_sledd]

Don't worry, paying taxes is optional.

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

Always swim toward the shark to establish dominance...

 

[Great_Scot]

Sleep with your boss, it totally won't get awkward.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Granted that chainsaw vibrates nicely in your hand You could just hold in a better spot. You know you are thinking about it.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Believe everything you read on the internet, they wouldn't put it there if it wasn't true.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

"Your ankle hurts? Stomp down on it!"

 

[TheMrBurns]

Since salt is an electrolyte, seawater is just sugar free gatorade, drink up, especially after a workout!

 

[LostHorizon]

You have nothing to worry about. She said said she was 17.

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

You don’t need to use turn signals….it’s no one’s business where you’re going…

 

[bobb_sledd]

Trust me, your boss loves to be told where to go.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Most work places have a lingerie Friday. You should participate this Friday.

 

[Sappho_CGN]

You can turn left, nothing on the right .... only this old truck

 

[HoosierPapi]

Next time you see a little old woman in the grocery store, reach down a grab a handful of that granny ass and let her know she’s still go it.

 

[HoosierPapi]

Next time you see a police officer say, “hey that looks just like mine!” And as quickly as you can, pull out your gun and show it to him.

 

[drobert44]

Next time you see a little old woman in the grocery store, reach down a grab a handful of that granny ass and let her know she’s still go it.

I fuck a hot married granny, but dont grab ass when out.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Fingers are the best tools to fix that clogged garbage disposal

 

[TheMrBurns]

Fingers are the best tools to fix that clogged garbage disposal

And be sure to keep it turned on otherwise how will you know it's unclogged?

 

[Photog1rl]

Always reply to emails when you are mad.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Drunk dialing will get y'all back together

 

[MisterChillax]

Speed limits are optional. Best to ignore them.

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Of course you can take your nude pics for Lit in the market square!

 

[Yarglenurp]

Lube is for the weak.