Real Slaves

[AnonymousSlave]

perfection ??!!

Damn it Netzach, why didn't you tell me this a long time ago?!!! I've been like a dog chasing it's tail trying to achieve perfect true slavedom though perfecting all those tasks, and now you tell me I don't have to?!!!!!

Catalina

"Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it" ~ Salvador Dali


"It is the flaws and imperfections in people that make them endearing. Venus de Milo was nothing until her arms fell off." ~ Michael Flocker

 

[graceanne]

Re: Re: Re: Real Slaves

singing "when you wish upon a star" in my best Jiminy Cricket voice Say hi to Pinnochio for me.

I was beginning to wonder if anyone had gotten my joke.

Pinnochio is firewood.

Although that reminds me . . . why did raggedy anne get kicked out of the toy box? Cause she kept sitting on pinnochio's face and moaning 'lie to me.'

 

[graceanne]

I can't believe my only fluff thread ever started a tiff.

Heh.


A true slave never would fling dustbunnies at her PYL while wearing a tin foil hat, either.

You just can't win, netzah. *whispers* It's a giant consipiracy.

 

[catalina_francisco]

http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/fingers/fing05.gif Phew, I'm safe after all......he told me last night I AM perfect!!! Now I can put my feet up and enjoy that 'real slave' title to it's fullest glory. No more cracked fingers from renovating, no more housework, no more cooking when I don't feel like it, no more doing battle with crazy supermarket shoppers, no more, no more, no more, YAH!!!

Catalina http://www.smilies4you.de/content/smileypics/a16.gif

 

[Aeroil]

*wonders when a slave gets to be lazy*

 

[catalina_francisco]

*wonders when a slave gets to be lazy*

Oh didn't you know? A 'real slave' gets to relax all day and be pampered so they can provide optimum pleasure for their Masters/Mistresses just by gazing upon their rested and perfected beauty!! Can't have them working hard and worrying about gettting all those nasty tasks right.......they just leave worry lines and marks of wear and tear.....nasty nasty thought.

Catalina http://www.smilies4you.de/content/sonstige/c90.gif

 

[Aeroil]

hmm, it sounds very interesting catalina , where do I sign up?

 

[catalina_francisco]

hmm, it sounds very interesting catalina , where do I sign up?

LOL, perhaps in our nightmares, or maybe it would be dreams depending on taste.

Catalina

 

[sunfox]

Oh, man. Now I have an urge for quiche. Damn you, Netzach!

 

[Vixandra]

Thanks Netzach. I'll have to head over to the library to hunt for it. Or break down and buy it off Amazon for a penny.
Either or.

And Catalina- the flasher smily gal pic is adorable.

 

[Guest]

Oh didn't you know? A 'real slave' gets to relax all day and be pampered so they can provide optimum pleasure for their Masters/Mistresses just by gazing upon their rested and perfected beauty!! Can't have them working hard and worrying about gettting all those nasty tasks right.......they just leave worry lines and marks of wear and tear.....nasty nasty thought.

Catalina http://www.smilies4you.de/content/sonstige/c90.gif

For Catalina....

http://www.wizdomme.com/humor/conversation.shtml

 

[Guest]

I can't believe my only fluff thread ever started a tiff.

*Strained Grin* Sorry Netz....It was supposed to be funny..

*Sigh* such is fucking life....

 

[graceanne]

Oh didn't you know? A 'real slave' gets to relax all day and be pampered so they can provide optimum pleasure for their Masters/Mistresses just by gazing upon their rested and perfected beauty!! Can't have them working hard and worrying about gettting all those nasty tasks right.......they just leave worry lines and marks of wear and tear.....nasty nasty thought.

Catalina http://www.smilies4you.de/content/sonstige/c90.gif

I have got to get Kenny to start reading these things.

 

[Netzach]

Oh I dunno, Im begining to think M in a sari and perfume and a chain around one ankle would be the way to go.

 

[catalina_francisco]

For Catalina....

http://www.wizdomme.com/humor/conversation.shtml

LOL, now why didn't I see that a long time ago?....our relationship could have been so different!!! Ah, the blessings of spending Saturday morning in bed instead of shopping like we were supposed to be doing.

Catalinahttp://www.smilies4you.de/content/liebe/a66.gif

 

[esclave_PP]

Hehehehh this is a great fluff thread Netzach.

And those hungry for Quiche -- here is a nummy recipe:

(after all, a real slave is a cornecopia of info lol (heheh ehehh)


Quiche, Basic Recipe Mixture
Recipe By :James T. Ehler
Servings : 6 Yield: 1 Quiche

Amount Measure Ingredient
-------- - ----------- --------------------------------
1 each 9 Inch Pie Shell -- unbaked
2 Ounces Swiss Cheese -- shredded
1/2 Cup Cooked, Meat, Vege, Seafood

6 each Eggs -- large
1 1/2 Cups Half And Half
Salt and Pepper -- to taste
Herb Or Spice -- to taste


[1) Sprinkle Cheese and Meat, vegetable etc in Pie Shell.

[2) Beat Eggs. Blend in Half & Half and Seasonings. Pour Egg mixture over filling in pie shell.

[3) Bake at 375°F in deck oven for 35 to 40 minutes OR---at 325°F in Convection oven for 25 to 30 minutes. Quiche is done when a knife in center comes out clean

[4) LET STAND 10 MINUTES. Cut pie into 6 wedges.

NOTES : QUICHE LORRAINE: Swiss, bacon, onion. Dash nutmeg & cayenne.

OPTIONS: Other quiches - onion, parsley, ham, sausage, leeks, nutmeats, green pepper, mushrooms, paprika, dill, basil, thyme, curry powder.

And for the more adventurous:

This recipe for crab quiche is made with crabmeat, swiss cheese, eggs, and nutmeg.

INGREDIENTS:

1 pastry shell (9 inch), partially baked
1 tablespoon butter
2 tablespoons shallots, minced
1 cup crabmeat
1 tablespoon flour
1 1/2 cups Swiss cheese, shredded/divided
3 eggs
1 cup half and half
1/2 teaspoon salt
dash white pepper or hot pepper sauce
dash nutmeg
minced parsley

PREPARATION:

Have a 9-inch pastry shell partially baked. Saute shallots in butter until tender, about 2 minutes; mix with crabmeat and flour; set aside. Sprinkle 3/4 cup the cheese in the pie shell, then spread with crab mixture. Sprinkle with remaining 3/4 cup of cheese. Beat eggs, cream, salt, pepper, nutmeg, and parsley until mixed. Pour into shell. Bake for 25 to 30 minutes at 350 degrees.
Serves 6 to 8

 

[Guest]

Italian hot suasage, and shrimp..

Though for breakfast I tend to prefer something with bacon...Hmmmm Perhaps a few experiments with salsa.......

(See I'm being nice) {Even though it makes my liver hurt}

 

[esclave_PP]

Here you go:

Bacon Quiche

(5 servings) Printable Version


1/4 cup melted butter
1 and 1/2 cup milk
1 tsp. salt
dash pepper
3 eggs
1/2 cup Bisquick
1 cup Swiss Cheese (shredded)
1/2 cup bacon (about 7 slices pre-cooked) -- cut or broken into small pieces.




Mix first 5 ingredients together and beat well (wire whisk works well). Stir in Bisquick. Pour into 9 inch (deep) cake pan. Put in meat and cheese on top of mixture (do not mix).

Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes.

 

[graceanne]

Italian hot suasage, and shrimp..

Though for breakfast I tend to prefer something with bacon...Hmmmm Perhaps a few experiments with salsa.......

(See I'm being nice) {Even though it makes my liver hurt}

Ekvitkar being nice . . . hm . . . YOURE SCARING ME!

 

[blue kat]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Real Slaves

I was beginning to wonder if anyone had gotten my joke.

Pinnochio is firewood.

Although that reminds me . . . why did raggedy anne get kicked out of the toy box? Cause she kept sitting on pinnochio's face and moaning 'lie to me.'

I got it. But then, I've use Disney as an implement of destruction before! I heard that Raggedy Andy wasn't really pissed about her messing around, it's because she wouldn't share when his turn came around.

Oh I dunno, Im begining to think M in a sari and perfume and a chain around one ankle would be the way to go.

Sub assembly is being outsourced overseas now too? Oh well, I guess it was only a matter of time.

 

[graceanne]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Real Slaves

I got it. But then, I've use Disney as an implement of destruction before! I heard that Raggedy Andy wasn't really pissed about her messing around, it's because she wouldn't share when his turn came around.

I don't think that old Walt ever intended his cartoons to be used like that. *giggles* Talk about rolling over in his grave.

 

[blue kat]

I'm betting Ol' Walt was kinky bastard, rampant McCarthyism aside.

 

[shy slave]

Re: Re: Real Slaves

Right, that's MY voice.

Thank God all the voices in my head are you RR.

The question is now I know its you, should I worry more or less about hearing voices?

 

[graceanne]

Re: Re: Re: Real Slaves

Thank God all the voices in my head are you RR.

The question is now I know its you, should I worry more or less about hearing voices?

I'd be very very scared.

 

[Guest]

Ekvitkar being nice . . . hm . . . YOURE SCARING ME!

Probably wise...I'd say that one could hear my teeth grinding ten feet away..