Real Slaves

[Netzach]

---are not made of corn husks and a pocket pussy.

--Do not wag their tails when you come home

--Are not an IM bot.

--Are not the voices telling you to find and kill the Dalai Lama

--Can't telekineticly clean your house

--Don't run around threatening to slap their bitches up

--Eat Quiche.

 

[Vixandra]

--Eat Quiche.

*takes notes*

Why don't they eat quiche? Isn't that some fluffy egg thing?

 

[Netzach]

They do they do!

Just like real men in the 80's!

 

[Vixandra]

I'm sorry. Been a long night, and for some reason I read that they don't eat Quiche.

I suppose eatting quiche could be a good quality, long as they're not allergic to eggs.

 

[Netzach]

Maybe you are not decrepit enough like me to recall that silly book....

they also are not eels
robots
or Ted Koppel. At least I don't think Ted Koppel is a real slave. He strikes me more as your generic non-submissive panty huffer.

 

[Vixandra]

Maybe you are not decrepit enough like me to recall that silly book....

they also are not eels
robots
or Ted Koppel. At least I don't think Ted Koppel is a real slave. He strikes me more as your generic non-submissive panty huffer.

Wouldn't say your decrepit, Netzach, not at all.
Still- not sure what book you're talking about though I like the quote and may have to find it if you can give me the title.
Yes, I read probably way too much.

 

[catalina_francisco]

--Eat Quiche.

Excellent idea, that way when Catalina makes it there is more for me.

Francisco.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Damn it Netzach, why didn't you tell me this a long time ago?!!! I've been like a dog chasing it's tail trying to achieve perfect true slavedom though perfecting all those tasks, and now you tell me I don't have to?!!!!!

Catalina

 

[Caitlynne]

Why isn't this stuff in the "Slave's Manual"?

 

[rosco rathbone]

--Are not the voices telling you to find and kill the Dalai Lama

Right, that's MY voice.

 

[Aeroil]

Why isn't this stuff in the "Slave's Manual"?

I think it's because this thread is meant as a joke.....

 

[Aeroil]

Re: Re: Real Slaves

Right, that's MY voice.

But netzach said voices, I wonder who the other ones are

 

[rosco rathbone]

Re: Re: Re: Real Slaves

But netzach said voices, I wonder who the other ones are

They are all me.

 

[Guest]

---are not made of corn husks and a pocket pussy.

--Do not wag their tails when you come home

--Are not an IM bot.

--Are not the voices telling you to find and kill the Dalai Lama

--Can't telekineticly clean your house

--Don't run around threatening to slap their bitches up

--Eat Quiche.

By Gods, they'll eat damn quiche if I make it and put it in front of em..Or else...

I'll have you know I make a pretty damn good quiche..

And "Real Men" eat any damn thing they want to..And pussy for dessert.

 

[graceanne]

Re: Re: Real Slaves

By Gods, they'll eat damn quiche if I make it and put it in front of em..Or else...

I'll have you know I make a pretty damn good quiche..

And "Real Men" eat any damn thing they want to..And pussy for dessert.

She said they DO eat quiche, not don't.

 

[graceanne]

---are not made of corn husks and a pocket pussy.

--Do not wag their tails when you come home

--Are not an IM bot.

--Are not the voices telling you to find and kill the Dalai Lama

--Can't telekineticly clean your house

--Don't run around threatening to slap their bitches up

--Eat Quiche.

Oh boy! I'm a real sub! I was so sick of being a little wooden sub!

 

[Aeroil]

Re: Re: Real Slaves

By Gods, they'll eat damn quiche if I make it and put it in front of em..Or else...

I'll have you know I make a pretty damn good quiche..

And "Real Men" eat any damn thing they want to..And pussy for dessert.

so you're saying I'm not a real man because I'm a sub?.... well that's interesting lol

 

[Marquis]

Re: Re: Re: Real Slaves

so you're saying I'm not a real man because I'm a sub?.... well that's interesting lol

No, you're saying that.

 

[Miss Diva]

Why isn't this stuff in the "Slave's Manual"?

As part of the Dummies series of books: "Slaves for Dummies"

 

[Aeroil]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Real Slaves

No, you're saying that.

I'm using the word 'saying' as in stating, I'm not stating that I'm asking that, personally It doesn't bother me at all I just find it amusing

 

[Marquis]

I believe you also made an inference he did not imply.

 

[Aeroil]

perhaps I took the statement further than he intended it to be, but he was being very arrogant which I don't like, but anyway I think we were both kidding lol, well I was at least

 

[Netzach]

I can't believe my only fluff thread ever started a tiff.

Heh.


A true slave never would fling dustbunnies at her PYL while wearing a tin foil hat, either.

Vixandra the book is a fluff book I recall from the 80's entitled "Real Men Eat Quiche" I have no idea if it's any good, but it must be the preppy precursor to the metrosexual boom.

 

[blue kat]

Re: Re: Real Slaves

Oh boy! I'm a real sub! I was so sick of being a little wooden sub!

singing "when you wish upon a star" in my best Jiminy Cricket voice Say hi to Pinnochio for me.

 

[Aeroil]

not once have I ever even heard of quiche, and I doubt I'd eat it if I had