only_more_so
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I was inspired by those grosser than gross stories that I always heard as a kid.
Anyway, translating that to Lit:
Real sex: A large penis stretches a vagina
Lit Sex: A large penis stretches it so much you can see the stomach distend slightly
Cartoon Sex: The woman's entire body conforms to the shape of the penis
Real sex: A woman is so lubricated it drips out
Lit Sex: The woman drenches the man's face as he eats her out
Cartoon Sex: The man is washed out of the room on a tidal wave of juice
Anyone else have one?
Anyway, translating that to Lit:
Real sex: A large penis stretches a vagina
Lit Sex: A large penis stretches it so much you can see the stomach distend slightly
Cartoon Sex: The woman's entire body conforms to the shape of the penis
Real sex: A woman is so lubricated it drips out
Lit Sex: The woman drenches the man's face as he eats her out
Cartoon Sex: The man is washed out of the room on a tidal wave of juice
Anyone else have one?
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