real life blurt it out thread

[Rhys]

I HATE FUCKING TOURISTS!!!!

I HATE TOURISTS, PERIOD!


AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES I DO LIVE HERE. NO, I DON'T LIVE IN A SUITE AT THE MIRAGE.

NO I WILL NOT VALET PARK YOUR CAR

NO I DO NOT WORK HERE

CERTAINLY I WILL BE HAPPY TO TAKE YOUR ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR TOKE FOR A BETTER TABLE...BUT I WILL TELL YOU NOW
I AM NOT THE MAITRE'D.

WHICH PART OF FUCK OFF DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND???

 

[lickerish]

Re: Re: sorry people, i know you prob want this thread to die... but...

Let me just say that I got strangely turned on reading this.

Oh you did, did you. You nut

If thats the case, do you want me to rant and rave about how I had to walk my daily mile in the freezing ass cold pouring down rain? And how my fingers are still frozen?

Or how about because I didn't get my yearly raise today. Not one fucking cent. About how angry I am that I making making a lil more than min wage... and every fucking new hire for the last year makes a dollar, or more, than me

Or how about how my EX- friend called me up in the middle of the night begging for comfort because her brother, the guy I was mad (in unexplainable love) for so many months ago, was thrown in jail for some bogus fucking charge.... and begged me to come to her apartment after work.. and when I get there, one of her 'friends' (um.. read that as 'suppliers') tells me she's 'laying down'.. and when I tell them she's expecting me, they say 'so?!'

Gawd.

Or how about how I found out that my 2 kids combined are getting LESS child support than this bitches 2 year old that my ex had an affair with.


Take your pick babe, I'm full of adrenaline right now.

 

[lickerish]

nice AV Rhys

 

[Rhys]

nice AV Rhys

Thank you...

 

[OldAllisWD45]

I hate summer..... it is too fucking hot

I fuckin' hate pollen and the way it makes my eyes itch and burn ant the fact that it makes my nose runny and drippy.

I hate the stupid shit some morons think is funny.

I hate the fact that my boss sometimes treats me like I am in pre-school when the fact of the matter is that my mental accumin blows him away.

Thank you..... I feel better now..... Maybe now I can enjoy my Friday!!! LOL

 

[SweetCherry]

No, I do NOT want to go out with you! Just because I'm getting divorced does NOT mean I need a man around. I am NOT into 40 year old juvenile delinquants. I am divorcing one man who drinks more than he should, if you ask me. Why the fuck would I swap to one who's into the recreational pharmacueticals as much as you are. Like I really wanna have my kids around all that shit? I don't freaking THINK so. Dumbass!



Ah, that feels so much better now!

 

[badasschick]

Do you really think I'm turned on by that?

I've had better.

 

[Kitte]

OMFG I DONT CARE WHETHER YOU DYE YOUR HAIR BLUE OR NOT JUST STOP BITCHING ABOUT IT AND DO SOMETHING 3 FUCKING DAYS AGONIZING OVER IT PU LEEEEEZ!!!!

 

[AriaSilverfyre]

I work retail so I get to deal with lots of idiots. This one was the best.

Small child: Can I use your bathroom.
Me: I'm sorry but we don't have one.
*child leaves, mother ends up in checkout line at my register*
Mother of small child: You'll be sorry if my child goes on your floor. You don't have kids do you?
(note: I am 20 years old, unmarried, and a student)
I simply look at the lady and ring her up calmly. As she leaves I say so she doesn't hear: Do I LOOK old enough to have kids? If anything you'll be the sorry one for not taking your kids to the restroom before you went shopping.

 

[AriaSilverfyre]

And now for the idiot drivers out there....


Please do not ass-rape me with your truck! I don't like to be ass-raped! (to guy tailing me as I'm going 80mph on the freeway in my Escort)

Hey! IDIOT! If you wanted to be in this lan in the first place you should have been on this side or the turning lanes! (to moron who cut me off while making a right turn from 2 turning lanes)

USE YOUR FUCKING BLINKER ASSHOLE, before you move into the lane not when your already partially in it. (to all the ppl who do that)

GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE AND DRIVE!



I feel better now....