real life blurt it out thread

[paganangel]

i noticed a few people in the other thread wanted to say real life stuff. me too. let's face it, as difficult as it may be for some people to let loose here, it's even harder in real life.

i'll start.

 

[alexandraaah]

what the hell are you waiting for?

 

[paganangel]

it's not you, it's me. i...just...can't stand you.

 

[MissTaken]

The sign says

"Express lane , TWELVE items or less"

Learn to count on your own time, twit!

 

[alexandraaah]

you can't stand me?


good. I can check that one off the list.

 

[paganangel]

whoa!! you eat your mother with that mouth?

 

[xMorganx]

Ahhh just the thread for those of us employed in health care...

"no sir your daughter dosent have the flu... she is pregnant." (said to a 50 year old pastor when he asked about his 14 year old daughter in the ER)

"Well the piercing is so infected you'll have to get it removed."(to the 20 year old college guy who pierced his dick during a drunken frat party 2 weeks earlier.)

"Weren't you on cops for prostiution with an 80 year old man."(my brother said this to some chick who was bothering the hell out of him at the bowling alley on the loudspeaker.)

 

[alexandraaah]

whoa!! you eat your mother with that mouth?

nope, and I won't eat yours either, no matter how hard she begs.

 

[paganangel]

yeah, go ahead give me the finger you fuck. you wouldn't be so tough if you weren't in your car. by the way, way to behave in front of your kids.

 

[Ice Cold]

You have two speeds... slow and reverse!!!

 

[paganangel]

fuck you with a bent cattle prod. and if you talk to me like that again i'll smack the shit out of. that's right, beat you like your daddy shoulda done.

 

[WaxNWane]

You can be my wingman anytime...


Bullshit, you can be mine.


(Swordfight! Swordfight!)

 

[Ice Cold]

You know you amaze me... most people actually stop to think before they say something that stupid.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Okay, so my boyfriend goes away for 15 minutes.. to get YOU a pizza.. and you decide to hang all over me, and even remove your PANTS? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I'm not some public property, just cus I'm drunk! PUT THOSE PANTS BACK ON!

 

[RisiaSkye]

There are so many people I'd like to tell...

Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

 

[paganangel]

stop talking smack about black people you fat fuck. you are 35, have gold chains dripping off you, slip your 4000$ pinky ring into the conversation whenever you can, spend 6 to 8 hours a day in the bar. blow your paycheck on the jokerpoker machine and coke, live with your mother, drive her car, and are constantly borrowing money from her, usually for your aforementioned vices.
i've got news for you. YOU'RE the nigger!!!

hypocritical fuck.

 

[Laurel]

It's called a GREEN light. GREEN means GO. It does NOT mean turn around and rearrange the crap in your backseat!

 

[paganangel]

honey, u r not good looking enough to be this much of a cunt.

 

[RisiaSkye]

for paganangel:
Am I the sweat you feel in your hands? the shadow on your face? the tune inside your head that put you here in the first place?

Well, I don't wanna be.

 

[lilminx]

Use your fucking BLINKER, dickwad!!!!

And no, your child is NOT in the proper setting- he doesn't fucking know the alphabet, he can't read a godddamn word, he doesn't speak English, he doesn't understand a fucking word I'm saying, he missed half the school year because your genius of a wife took the kids away to South America and didn't even enroll them in school ,and you think he should go on to second grade here? What the fuck kind of drugs are you on?!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I agree lilminx


USE YOUR FUCKING BLINKER! What is with people who don't signal?

Oh, how bout this one?: GET YOUR BRAKE LIGHTS FIXED. Asshole.. almost got into a car accident because you're a cheap-ass who's unsafe!

 

[Wiggles]

Dude, your wife is right there...

*Smack*

 

[RisiaSkye]

To my students...

"But, I worked really hard!" does not mean "I deserve an A." If you're working that hard to be mediocre, what are you even doing in college in the first place?

Besides wasting your parents' money?

 

[paganangel]

for paganangel:
Am I the sweat you feel in your hands? the shadow on your face? the tune inside your head that put you here in the first place?

Well, I don't wanna be.

didn't i tell you i fucking loved you. do you feel the same?

look me in the eye and let me know.

 

[JazzManJim]

I have a few..some of them are even original.

"Why don't you slip in a fucking puddle of aids and die, you moron!"

No, I'm not a nice guy. I just want to fuck your brains out. That's all. Can't you understand that?"

"I don't want to be your friend. I have plenty of friends. I want to fuck you. That's all."

"Give me the fucking dollar, you non-tipping bastard. I'm trying to feed my kids here!"