Real Introduction

[BoobsNBrains]

Ok...I'm obviously new here...and I'm bound (not literally) and determined to lose my Lit virginity tonight. I don't like the title of virgin...haven't been one for many years, so it doesn't fit.

So...ask me a question in this thread and I will gladly answer it.

HELP ME LOSE MY VIRGINITY!!!!! Please...

 

[beefyboy]

fellow virgin

Hi boobs.
how much do your boobs get in the way, so to speak, of men finding out about your brains?

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Well, if a man is interested enough in my brains, he's going to get past the boobs part. Of course, most men just stand and stare...which is fine, too.

 

[beefyboy]

branching out

are you interested in branching out with hubby, or without?

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Both. All with his knowledge, of course.

 

[Working Exec]

Both. All with his knowledge, of course.

My wife is gone, actually in Texas this week. Why don't you come on out to CA and see if we can lose our Literotica virginity together!

 

[BoobsNBrains]

My wife is gone, actually in Texas this week. Why don't you come on out to CA and see if we can lose our Literotica virginity together!

Hey, I'm in Texas, she's in Texas...why not have your wife give me a call instead?

 

[TxCowboy]

I have a question

Hey there Fellow Texan,

I have a question for you.. Since you have mentioned branching out would you ever consider trying younger men? I am not much younger but I have heard that women in their 30's love to have younger men. Just curious and of course I am volunteering if your answer is yes.

I have a fetish for women in their 30's they are so sexy by that age they know what they want and how to get it.

I would love to hear from you. You defenitely sound like you are quite a woman.

TxCowboy


Live Laugh Love Everyday

PS I am 23 but look older

 

[BoobsNBrains]

TxCowboy...

I've actually been telling my husband I'm going to have to find myself a younger man to keep up with me. It seems I'm wearing him out lately...can't imagine why. Tell me what you're good at and I will entertain the possibility.

 

[tonyzee23]

boobs and brains? that's like a two for one deal ain't it?
or is that like supersizing? hummm
you only need bout 10 more i think, somewhere around 35 i think it changes, i forget really.. i know 100 is an AV

 

[BoobsNBrains]

boobs and brains? that's like a two for one deal ain't it?
or is that like supersizing? hummm
you only need bout 10 more i think, somewhere around 35 i think it changes, i forget really.. i know 100 is an AV

You know, I think it is a two for one deal...all wrapped up in one easy little package. Supersized? I don't know...tell me what you think.

 

[tonyzee23]

You know, I think it is a two for one deal...all wrapped up in one easy little package. Supersized? I don't know...tell me what you think.

i think i can see some boobs, brains are hard to show now aren't they?

 

[BoobsNBrains]

i think i can see some boobs, brains are hard to show now aren't they?

Yes, brains are difficult to show, but I'm thinking that if I post enough, you'll be able to see that I am an intelligent woman whose chest just happens to...ummm...protrude quite a bit.

 

[tonyzee23]

Yes, brains are difficult to show, but I'm thinking that if I post enough, you'll be able to see that I am an intelligent woman whose chest just happens to...ummm...protrude quite a bit.

well so far so good on the brains hun, as for the chest... my protrudes a little too, somehow it doen't attract the ladies as much as your would men

 

[BoobsNBrains]

well so far so good on the brains hun, as for the chest... my protrudes a little too, somehow it doen't attract the ladies as much as your would men

Tonyzee, thanks so much for playing with me. Seems you're the only one who's taking an active interest in my losing "it." <VBG>

I don't know if the fact that I jumped right in and started posting offended the long-time members or what, but it seems my arrival hasn't been met with much enthusiasm from many on the board.

People, please, if my taking the initiative to post broke some unwritten rule here, know that I didn't mean to offend anyone.

 

[tonyzee23]

Tonyzee, thanks so much for playing with me. Seems you're the only one who's taking an active interest in my losing "it." <VBG>

I don't know if the fact that I jumped right in and started posting offended the long-time members or what, but it seems my arrival hasn't been met with much enthusiasm from many on the board.

People, please, if my taking the initiative to post broke some unwritten rule here, know that I didn't mean to offend anyone.

np hun, I'm very chatty most days. and I ramble too. lol
and okay on your back i can make you loose it in 3 seconds but it may hurt a bit... oh you meant here.... okay bent over the desk and spread.. lol

as for jumping into big posts and trying to get invloved go for it, they'll come around and your fit in fine, it just takes few days, but be nice say hi and your do fine.
i as a virgin here bout a month ago now took a few days to find a place to hang out and talk, and it grows from there.
oh and if they don't talk to you cause your knew, fuck'm (not fuck them, fuck'm) too bad for them if they don't want to talk you, there loss now ain't it?
gonna bust that cherry sooner or later. lol

 

[BoobsNBrains]

OK...I'm all bent over the desk...Is something supposed to happen?

 

[TxCowboy]

MMM WELL

I am good at many things. For starters, I have been told that I am very good at oral. I love to use my hot tongue! I love to pamper the woman I happen to be with at that time. I love to give full body massages then let things get more intimate after that. I love taking hot showers together and hot baths very romantic. Have you ever had your toes sucked?? Its such a great feeling. Anyways I love to just have fun and see what develops.

HOpe to hear from ya soon!!

TxCowboy


And MMM I love the thought of you laying over your desk awaiting for me to come up behind you and take you long and hard.

 

[tonyzee23]

OK...I'm all bent over the desk...Is something supposed to happen?

yeah and it'll happen soon as i can get a flight to TX.. lol

 

[Tobias]

I just read your profile!

.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Wow, gentlemen...

It's wonderful to be taken in so graciously by the fine-"up"standing citizens (or should that be denizens?) of Literotica. I am thrilled to learn that my profile has piqued some interest...not to mention my pic.

TxCowboy: Hmmm...what a coincidence. You love giving oral; I love being on the receiving end. A full body massage would probably work wonders for me right now, as I seem to have somehow tweaked something in my shoulder. Can you help me out with that? I just had a hot shower, but I wouldn't mind a hot bath later tonight...replete with candles, bubble bath, and a nice bottle of wine. Toes sucked? Not yet...but I'm open to most every possibility and new encounter.

Tonyzee: There are many non-stop flights into Houston's IAH. I would suggest you use Continental Airlines. It's the only airline I fly.

Tobias Ahh...the joys of finding another self-proclaimed grammar snob! Perhaps you could spin me a yarn that I could read without my mind's picking up every little misspelling, grammatical error, and misuse of common words.

I look forward to enjoying all your company.

 

[Harmless Pig]

Tonyzee, thanks so much for playing with me. Seems you're the only one who's taking an active interest in my losing "it." <VBG>

I don't know if the fact that I jumped right in and started posting offended the long-time members or what, but it seems my arrival hasn't been met with much enthusiasm from many on the board.

People, please, if my taking the initiative to post broke some unwritten rule here, know that I didn't mean to offend anyone.

Sorry BNB, I just saw this thread tonight. Welcome, and congrats on your own thread! I would be honored to help you pop your "cherry"

Talk about anything you like.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Sorry BNB, I just saw this thread tonight. Welcome, and congrats on your own thread! I would be honored to help you pop your "cherry"

Talk about anything you like.

Hmmm...never thought I could say this to a man without his being offended, but here goes: Thanks, ya Harmless Pig!

Getting closer and closer...can you feel it, too?

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Ha! I did it! Thanks for the help, fellas...

 

[Tobias]

Snobbery and the persuit of cunning linguistics!

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