Rumple Foreskin
The AH Patriarch
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Greetings,
So you think it's easy to be an editor. Just sit back and make fun of a writer's hard-work. Well, yeah, that's true. But then there are other times.
The following are all true excerpts from stories submitted to Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine. (Spelling, punctuation, and syntax are all as in the originals.)
Those into heavy pain who wish to find the complete list should check out the blog, Miss Snark, http://misssnark.blogspot.com/
Just remember, I warned you to read with caution.
Rumple Foreskin
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Weston was known for the firm but genital hold he had on his men. It was one of the reasons he was chosen for this mission over six other equally qualified men.
Freddy was in the habit of staring at Beverly's legs as they peaked from her Susie Wong slit dresses. She had a dozen of them.
"Something must have happened, since it's not like her to come back naked and not aware of anything."
He groped in his trousers and came up with a dirty piece of trash which I thought he'd just throw away.
The two naked bodies, which were lying beneath the satin sheets, were no longer the people whom everyone, who was anyone, knew whenever reality was in existance.
Kree's voice grabbed my heart from behind.
Kincaid was an older man with sparse grey iron hair.
He gazed at what appeared to be an invisable column coming from an infinite distance.
Sudenly, all the eyes in the room rose from their fixed positions on the floor to stare at him.
Out of the dark void came what looked like a giant rabbit followed by small rabbits which had looked as if they had undergone a mutation with three ears and 2 tails. They discovered they were on Rabbitania.
So you think it's easy to be an editor. Just sit back and make fun of a writer's hard-work. Well, yeah, that's true. But then there are other times.
The following are all true excerpts from stories submitted to Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine. (Spelling, punctuation, and syntax are all as in the originals.)
Those into heavy pain who wish to find the complete list should check out the blog, Miss Snark, http://misssnark.blogspot.com/
Just remember, I warned you to read with caution.
Rumple Foreskin
==
Weston was known for the firm but genital hold he had on his men. It was one of the reasons he was chosen for this mission over six other equally qualified men.
Freddy was in the habit of staring at Beverly's legs as they peaked from her Susie Wong slit dresses. She had a dozen of them.
"Something must have happened, since it's not like her to come back naked and not aware of anything."
He groped in his trousers and came up with a dirty piece of trash which I thought he'd just throw away.
The two naked bodies, which were lying beneath the satin sheets, were no longer the people whom everyone, who was anyone, knew whenever reality was in existance.
Kree's voice grabbed my heart from behind.
Kincaid was an older man with sparse grey iron hair.
He gazed at what appeared to be an invisable column coming from an infinite distance.
Sudenly, all the eyes in the room rose from their fixed positions on the floor to stare at him.
Out of the dark void came what looked like a giant rabbit followed by small rabbits which had looked as if they had undergone a mutation with three ears and 2 tails. They discovered they were on Rabbitania.
