Read this and lmao

[JEGGS]

Reading this weeks papers i came across a cartoon strip ILMFAO at it i know theres no pictures but the dialoge is fun..

There's 2 people in the story 1st person is an english woman in her 20's black hair and an emerald green dress on showing plenty of clevage and thigh,the second person is a fat arab dressed in his robes.

1st drawing grabbing her round the waist pulling her towards him he says "your eyes are like the sparkling waters of an oasis..."

2nd drawing stroking her hair "your hair is like black silk"

3rd drawing rubbing his hand up her leg "your thighs are as smooth as marble"

final drawing grabbing her wrist's pulling her are outstretchedhe says " and when you struggle your breasts wobble like the humps of a galloping camel"

What a way to describe the way a pair of tits move.

 

[Laurel]

What a mental image!

" and when you struggle your breasts wobble like the humps of a galloping camel"

We need to start a sexual simile/metaphor thread... I'm sure we can all think up some good (and bad) ones...

 

[Never]

Your nipples are like diamonds, all hard and pointy.
*chuckles*
Hmm, not my best stuff.

 

[asphaltangel]

read this one and lmao

Well all I can say is I have a sticker on my skid lid that says!
My nipples get Harder than Most guy's dicks!!!!!!
LOL!!!

 

[Jeff726]

Sports and Sexual Metaphors.....or something

Hockey: Ed Belfour walks up to a hot chick and says, "I'll pay you $1,000,000,000 to do some 'high sticking' baby!"

Baseball: Randy Johnson "The Big Unit". 'Nuff said.

Football: John Madden commentary when he watches pornography. "Everyone is slopping around and grunting and groaning. You get mud and stuff flying around there, gang tackles, scrums, and quaggmiers."

Basketball: Kobe Bryant takes it to the hole.

Golf: David Duval wins the Masters and says to the hot female commentator "Let me show you my driver."

Hating boredom,

Jeff