Read my profile, PM me maybe!

[sventastic]

(Sung to the tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call me maybe")

I wrote out many PMs,
to many ladies on here,
but I am looking for you,
and now you're oh so near!

I'd write to you if I knew,
How well you know I'd groove
I have been looking to chat
and now you're oh so near!

Your "about me" showing,
all the things that I'm liking.
Hot girl, read the full post,
where do you think you're going, baby?

Hey you just read this,
and this is crazy,
see my profile,
PM me maybe!

Its hard to figure out
if you read this,
read my profile,
PM me maybe!

And all the other guys,
try to chase you,
read my profile,
PM me maybe!

You have to sing this in your head along with the lyrics to know how well this fits in - if you'd like to engage with me in fun, witty, intelligent, creative conversation, please do drop me a line!

 

[NaddyKnight]

Bellissima!​

 

[sventastic]

And in case you were wondering, this is one of the many reasons why this song is so popular and fun - though this is definitely not my kind of music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o

 

[kaciemay]

you sound so kewl and fun. id like to tlk if youll tlk to me...

 

[sventastic]

you sound so kewl and fun. id like to tlk if youll tlk to me...

Thank you, but you say you're submissive and are looking for an online master / Dom. I am not a dom at all

What do we do about that?

 

[blur42]

Gayest thread ever.

 

[sventastic]

Gayest thread ever.

And also the lesbianest ever too. So fucking what?

 

[Cherry_Rose]

should just ignore them sventastic, He's just jealous of your epic singing skills!

 

[sventastic]

should just ignore them sventastic, He's just jealous of your epic singing skills!

You mean my poetic prowess and my prim and proper prose? And thank you!

 

[sventastic]

Bumping to the top - I'm good for a Monday evening. PM me, maybe?

 

[sventastic]

Hey I just noticed,
and it all makes sense.
Parodies don't work,
bumps might maybe

 

[SecretRogue]

Lol. Well said.

 

[MikeCasanova]

And in case you were wondering, this is one of the many reasons why this song is so popular and fun - though this is definitely not my kind of music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o

Holy shit, that's funny.

 

[C5MiGuy]

And in case you were wondering, this is one of the many reasons why this song is so popular and fun - though this is definitely not my kind of music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o

That might have been the funniest thing I've seen all year.

 

[Yukki_love]

Hah I think this is my favorite personal I've seen on here, its just pure brilliance!

And in case you were wondering, this is one of the many reasons why this song is so popular and fun - though this is definitely not my kind of music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o

I never get bored of watching that video and now Ill have the song stuck in my head for the next week or so

Good luck with your search!

 

[Cherry_Rose]

You mean my poetic prowess and my prim and proper prose? And thank you!

Yeah.. in my head... total singing! lol but sure we can call it all that too

 

[sventastic]

Lol. Well said.

Thank you! - you're an absolute delight, btw!

Holy shit, that's funny.

That might have been the funniest thing I've seen all year.

That sure tops the list!

Hah I think this is my favorite personal I've seen on here, its just pure brilliance!

I never get bored of watching that video and now Ill have the song stuck in my head for the next week or so

Good luck with your search!

Wouldn't you like to try me, maybe?

Yeah.. in my head... total singing! lol but sure we can call it all that too

I'd prefer it that way, but sure, whatever makes it funnier!

And yes, lovely literotica ladies, will you please PM me so I can get a chance to entertain you? Look at it also as a way of strengthening ties between Denmark and your nation World peace!

 

[sventastic]

Any wonderful ladies willing to help strengthen ties between Denmark and your own country? I know a way to that. PM me maybe?

 

[sventastic]

What better way to bring up my 100th post than to bump up this amazingly funny thread?

Oh wait, this is my own thread! God, I am not as modest as I thought I was!

 

[Cogan]

And in case you were wondering, this is one of the many reasons why this song is so popular and fun - though this is definitely not my kind of music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o

This made me laugh in to tears! Thanks I needed that.
Det var virkelig sjovt!

 

[sventastic]

This made me laugh in to tears! Thanks I needed that.
Det var virkelig sjovt!

Mange takk!

 

[Teddybarehead]

Gayest thread ever.

funniest personal ad i've seen in awhile

 

[Quantified]

funniest personal ad i've seen in awhile

I must agree.

 

[sventastic]

funniest personal ad i've seen in awhile

I must agree.

Ladies, I have endorsements even from the men! But no PMs. I wonder why?

The Lit universe behaves very strangely.

 

[WetJuicyCunt]

My name is WetJuicyCunt and I approve this message.

( That should bring the girls running, right? )