Re-released songs with new lyrics to accommodate an aging audience

[Dillinger]

For all of you who are feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes, there is good news. Some of your old favorites have re-released their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience. See what you can come up with - here are some examples:

• The Rolling Stones--"You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
• Paul Simon--"Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
• Carly Simon--"You're So Varicose Vein"
• The Bee Gees--"How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?"
• Roberta Flack--"The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
• Johnny Nash--"I Can't See Clearly Now"
• Leo Sayer--"You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
• Procol Harem--"A Whiter Shade of Hair"
• The Beatles--"I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"
• The Who--"Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"

 

[sexy-girl]

lol hey dilly missed seeing you around

how about

van morrison - brown coloured drink

 

[Mountain Man]

Jimmy Buffet - Wasted Away again in Metimucil ville

 

[Rex1960]

Jimmy Buffet - Wasted Away again in Metimucil ville

lmao - that's great

..... searching for my lost shaker of cayenne pepper

..... some people claim there's hot food to blame

 

[Rex1960]

The Beatles - "Yellow Submissive"

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Chicago--"Saturday and I can't fart"

 

[Dillinger]

lol hey dilly missed seeing you around

how about

van morrison - brown coloured drink

Travelling on business - still am - so haven't been online all that much.

 

[sexy-girl]

Travelling on business - still am - so haven't been online all that much.

well i did notice

be nice to have you back i hope your trip is going well