RE: annual Lit Negligee inspections
According to electronic communication act 17.4 section 12.5: all female participants on Literotica must comply with a thorough examination of all undergarments worn during time spent on said site.
At this time it is requested that all such persons display any and all of said undergarments lest they fall afoul of the law and incur the wrath of the inspector in the form of a brisk spanking to be performed at a later date.
Undergarments should be displayed in a clear and unambiguously feminine manner (while still attached to the nubile bodies of said participants). Excessively amply endowed participants are especially encouraged to undergo inspections, with the understanding that winks, pouts and strategically placed fingers in mouths of said persons will serve only to distract the inspector, thus necessitating a more thorough examination to take place on Yahoo or (God willing) in person.
Thank you for your cooperation.
According to electronic communication act 17.4 section 12.5: all female participants on Literotica must comply with a thorough examination of all undergarments worn during time spent on said site.
At this time it is requested that all such persons display any and all of said undergarments lest they fall afoul of the law and incur the wrath of the inspector in the form of a brisk spanking to be performed at a later date.
Undergarments should be displayed in a clear and unambiguously feminine manner (while still attached to the nubile bodies of said participants). Excessively amply endowed participants are especially encouraged to undergo inspections, with the understanding that winks, pouts and strategically placed fingers in mouths of said persons will serve only to distract the inspector, thus necessitating a more thorough examination to take place on Yahoo or (God willing) in person.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I'm sure no-one would like to see *me* in anything lacy but I'm willing to be on the inspection team. HAVE AT IT
