Raven's Beak - Land of the Long white cloud

[Beaker]

And here we are again my raven, expedition to New Zealand

Land of sheep, and our guide, Mr Juspar Emvan

You see Raven this land is full of things we have not seen...

 

[Ravenloft]

We have not seen, but soon we will, oh the longing to learn what our guide knows of sheep!

Will we learn how to snare them, how to sheir them, oh and how to care for them, or is that too deep?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

The isles of New Zealand, if you must know the truth,

Are far more than a pen for lambs and ewes.

Though, it has to be said, there are more than enough,

Many a Kiwi just isn't into that stuff.

See here the boiling mud, and over there the glaciers.

A pristine beatuy of mountains, lakes and rivers.

With miles of natural unspolied bush.

Just don't bend infront of the ram, if you value your toosh.

 

[Guest]

And here we are again my Raven, expedition to New Zealand
Land of sheep...

Sounds perfect for Ravenloft! The sheep, that is.

 

[Beaker]

Hmmm I see there is more than sheep

Dear me for that I weep

You see Raven was Cravin

Some sheepy anal raidin

And now you say there's something to see

Oh dear oh me

He'll hide you see

The sheep not for me

For him in a tree...

 

[Ravenloft]

I havn't hidden.
I will go where bidden.
If given a horse to be ridden.
Here in the land of sheep, how do I fit in?

 

[Xander]

Is this where the secret word is BBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

Xander... Like KR1 says: U can't compete with my mad posting skillz. *Rolling eyes.*

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Felt is nought but beaten wool

So take your friend the muppet fool

Grab a sheep that happens by

Pound that ewe 'till she does cry

When at least the deead is done

You'll have the stuff to make another one

Muppet that is

Henson Gold

 

[Ravenloft]

Felt only beaten wool?!

Don't be such a fool!!

In the skin of this muppet.

There is the soul of a strumpet!

And if he allows I would hump it!

 

[Beaker]

I am not a strumpet

Hump it?

first you must know the muppet

I am not wool

I am felt

Don't you dare say that

I will melt

The sheepish man sounds so rude

He seems to think Muppets breed

It is not so easy...

Neither are we!

 

[Ravenloft]

Wine you?

Dine you?

Your gonna be mine, you!

And if you run, I will find you!

And when I do, I will bind you!

...Maybe even get behind you!

I hope you won't mind too...

But the real me has to shine through!

 

[Beaker]

NO no,

We are here for the sheep

Not **** you beep

Get you mind off me

And listen to the kiwi

He will make you see

There is more to life than me

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Pleasure set to roll your eyes

As the sun over yon hill does rise

Kneeling in warm cow crap

Gazing across a wolly back

If you take the sheep

Your friend will Meep

A joyful sound

Forever bound

Daggy ass

Joy to pass

Explode

Unload

Bend

End

 

[Ravenloft]

I think too long on the sheep.

If I am not in them deep.

I fear I may weep.

The longing urge, it does creep.

And my hearts blood, it does seep.

Come, let us jump in Juspar's jeep!

We do have a schedule to keep!

So much to reap.

Throw it in a heap.

Hey now! No more diddling! Er... I mean dawdling!

And don't drink too much or you'll be Maudlin!

 

[Beaker]

Let us Jump Juspar
I mean in his Jeep
Lets go and explore
Who's on the top of the heap?

"A game of rugby,
We will see the mighty kiwi
And then we will play with our pee-pee"

Oh dear, we did not come
To rape sheep up the bum...