Ravenloft

[April]

Would you please list for me the movies of Kevin Smith? I'm thinking of having a mini film festival over the next few days, and am too lazy to look them up. LOL

I can remember Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and I think Mallrats. Is there more?

 

[April]

Okay, never mind. I looked them up. Thanks anyway.

 

[Ravenloft]

Mmm... Sorry I didn't get in here in time to help you out but you forgot the cameo in scream 3...

 

[Jester]

April

If you're looking for anything Kevin Smith, you should go to his film co.'s website. It's got everything! It's viewaskew.com

Enjoy all that is Kevin Smith.

"What's a Nubian?" -Bankey,Chasing Amy

 

[Ravenloft]

Hooper-X - You got Luke Skywalker, nazi poster boy! Blond hair, blue eyes! He gets a whole CLAN of whites together, goes and busts up Vaders crib! Now what the FUCK you call that?!

Bankey - Intergaliactic civil war?

Hooper-X - Gentrification!!! And JEDI is the most insulting installment of them all! When Vaders beautiful black vissage is SULLIED when he removes his helmet to reveal a feeble, crusty old WHITE MAN! They trying to tell us that deep down inside... We all wants to be WHITE!!!

Bankey - Well, isn't that true?!

Hooper-X - BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jester]

Hooper X- What's a Nubian? Bitch, you almost made me laugh.

Bankey- Me? What about you? How was I supposed to know you were gonna yell Black Rage? Christ, I nearly pissed myself!

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Blonde moment...*sigh* Kevin Smith? Am I supposed to have heard of him?

 

[Jester]

In a word...

Yes.

Or should have if not supposed to. He made the aforementioned movies and is a great writer/filmaker. You should check some of his stuff out!

 

[Nobody Special]

hey don't forget the Xena and Hurcules TV and Movies too, he is in them too some how playing a GOD no less.. but hey nothing like the God of War to get the blood going ey?? but any way, now that Xena has to teach him how to fight again, really makes you think about how usfull the god of war really is.. Kind of like Ravenloft..

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PS (Yes Ravenloft that is from C)

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[Ravenloft]

Thats a DIFERENT Kevin Smith for fucks sake!!!

And jesus christ, get that girl some milk or something already!!!

 

[Dragonlady]

Ravenloft.....

Just to let you know it was not milk i wanted.....


Its sticky white love piss...I wanted you cad see how you are *sniff*





KISS MY ASS
DRAGONLADY

 

[Ravenloft]

...
N.S. Get the feather duster now, okay? I think she needs it... *Blatant inside joke*

 

[Dragonlady]

Ravenloft.....

What is the scariest movie you have ever seen in your life..... OH!! I think we need to Auction off NObody!!
See How he would Feel about that..hmmmmmmmmmm


Happy Hell Night
Dragonlady

 

[Ravenloft]

Scarriest would have to be Stephen Kings "IT" That fucking clown gave me nightmares!!!

We all float down here... And when your down here... YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!!

 

[Dragonlady]

Ravenloft.....

That Was a Sissy movie ....Try Dean Kootz's Hideaway that movie was awsome



Are you Really dead ......



Dragonlady

 

[Jester]

Aaawwww, Ravenloft, man, you left a floater!

Dude, how about a courtesy flush?

 

[Guest]

King, Koontz, yada yada... They're ALL TOO TAME. ~sigh~ Between now and twenty years from now, look for horror novels by Lindsay Rae!!


~Tiggs~
http://www.freebackgrounds.com/kit12.gif

[Edited by Tiggs on 10-29-2000 at 12:17 AM]

 

[Ravenloft]

Lindsay Rae! Lindsay Rae!!! Will you sign my cock!? Its... Detatchable you know!!!

 

[Guest]

Hee hee hee... Ummm, uhhhh, sure thing babe! <Snapping Ravenloft's penis off and running with it!>

 

[Ravenloft]

Hey!!!! I said sign it! Not STEAL IT!!!

 

[RoseThorn]

Anita Blake?

Hey, has anyone read Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter by Laurell k. Hamilton?

 

[Dragonlady]

Hay Ravenloft I heard you like to have you knees scratch and stroked is this true???


(Tiggs REmber to stroke lightly with a little nails brushing him too!)

Keep Smilein'
Dragonlady

 

[Guest]

Tiggs Remember to stroke lightly with a little nails brushing him too!

Oh, I know! I know!

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh gawd!!! the nails! The nails!!! AHHHH!!!!

 

[Nobody Special]

Hey Ravenloft I have the perfaect song for you and Tiggs

Tho she has your detachable dick in her hand and is running away teasingly and now thinking about stroking your knees with her nails, as if Dragonlady didn't already do that and drove you nuts the song is........................................
by Billy Squire

THE STROKE

"stroke me, stroke me..
STROKE.... STROKE....
stroke me, stroke me..
STROKE.... STROKE...."

Have fun
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P.S. Tiggs don't stroke to hard or too fast... you may have a bigger mess to clean up later.. ( mainly his Keys and screen, and he just got the comp back too!!!!!!!!!)