RavenLoft, Renee, Rolly Welcome Back

[Bobtoad777]

I know that none of you three have a clue in the world to who I am. I just thought that I would intorduce myself before the trolls influenced your opinion about me, I thought I would take the time to define who I am, Point out my flaws and my goodpoints. So here it goes.

My names is bobtoad777, well actually its Todd Brian Forgrave {yeah old joke boo boo hiss}. I am 25 year old Male virgin with an opinion on just about everything. I am a mid road Christian so sometimes I get preachy, feel free to slap me about the haed with a trout, Never and Deborah and Dixon do.

My Flaws sometimes I get in what I cal the 'postaholic mood' it usually only takes place once a week usually the weekend, but when I first joined I was an addict and hit 500 posts in 21 days , but I have calmed down now.

Upside, I am generally Cheery and good spirited and good mood, only when Trolls are around do I do I sometimes loss my pleasant disposition.

Anyways that is enought about me. Welcome back to the Board I am sure that those who know you have missed you, and I know I will look forward to reading your posts and listen while you all regale us with tales of joy and adventure over the next while. A tip of the hat and adieu. Pleasent postings.

 

[Never]

Abort, Fail, Retry?

 

[Ravenloft]

Let me get this strait... Most of the regulars dislike you or something? Hmph...

I've been gone to long...

You can't possibly be as bad as Fake Name and his ilk!

 

[Bobtoad777]

I dont know if I would say most but a good portions probably hold a great deal of distaste toward me, I just wanted to be nice and maybe set the record straight that I am not totally agravating and annoying all the time. Only partially annoying some of the time. I mean noone any harm, I just want to share a god time with anybody and everybody.

 

[Ravenloft]

Well, you seem decent enough to me.
*Shrug*

Any one seen boo?

He disappeared...

*Glaring over at Earthgoddess.*

 

[Magic Merlin]

I dont know if I would say most but a good portions probably hold a great deal of distaste toward me, I just wanted to be nice and maybe set the record straight that I am not totally agravating and annoying all the time. Only partially annoying some of the time. I mean noone any harm, I just want to share a god time with anybody and everybody.

No, bob is not a bad guy at all. Of course the trolls do set him off at times, but at those moments just whap him upside the head with that dead trout he carries around with him. It seems to work.


The only other thing about bobtoad that we should warn you about is his tendency to corrupt innocent animals with alcohol. You should of seen him with Wizard's bear the other night. Totally got him snockered and left him laying in the street, atop a bear truck, none the less.

Bob.....Stay away from the Bear! And no Beer for the Bear!

MM

 

[Never]

Sure just whap bob with the dead trout, it sounds good, unless you are the dead trout.
Then it hurts.

But no one cares about the trout's feelings, do they?
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This meaningless post was brought to you by the Dead Trout Preservation Society.

 

[Ravenloft]

Save the trouts?
Hey! I did my part! I don't eat fish! Blech! I hate fish...

 

[Slut_boy]

Hey Ravenloft, good to see you again

Mmmm, I know what you mean Ravenloft. I also can't eat fish. Actually I can't eat anything that's living - it just doesn't seem right. I also can't understand how people (no disrespect to canivores) can justify killing some living thing - with a family - so that they can eat it. Sounds absolutely fucking alien to me. Hey, maybe I am the wierdo, I don't even eat eggs - thats just as bad for me. Yuch!

 

[Magic Merlin]

Hey, Slut_boy, its good to see you spending more time around here lately... The masses have missed you. Okay, so its mostly the women that have missed you. But still its good to see you here.


btw, nobody said eat the trout. We said whack bob upside the lips with it, occasionally. We've got to keep him under control or he becomes an animal..

Right, bob?

 

[Guest]

good, bobtoad, good!

 

[Ravenloft]

But slut-boy, pork tastes good, bacon tastes good! Yummy nummy! Heheh! If it helps your opinion of me I do eat fruits and veggies too... Say, do you drink milk?

*evil grin*

 

[Renee]

Thanks for the welcome and the intro BobToad. You seem like an okay guy to me, so since I wasn't here when you arrived let me say... Welcome to the BB. Post (but not so much in one day I can't keep up) and have fun.

OMG Ravenloft! I can't believe you mentioned Fake Name ... lol. I forgot about that idiot. He was too much. I hope he isn't lurking or he might think we miss him since his name was mentioned.

 

[Guest]

Did someone mention my name?

 

[Ravenloft]

D'oh!

 

[Renee]

OMG!! SEE WHAT YOU STARTED RAVENLOFT!!! Get over here so I can punish you... you bad, bad, boy!

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh no! No! Not there Renee! For the love of god and country not there! Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

Re: Hey Ravenloft, good to see you again

Mmmm, I know what you mean Ravenloft. I also can't eat fish. Actually I can't eat anything that's living - it just doesn't seem right. I also can't understand how people (no disrespect to canivores) can justify killing some living thing - with a family - so that they can eat it. Sounds absolutely fucking alien to me. Hey, maybe I am the wierdo, I don't even eat eggs - thats just as bad for me. Yuch!

So you dont eat anything? absolutely nothing? man how do you live Slut_boy? Eating vegetables is murder, they live how else would they grow? Bean Sprouts is just another form of abortion as is baby carrots so how do you live if you do not eat any living thing?

 

[Rolly]

Hi Again

Thanks for the welcome Todd! If you have a chance read one of my stories (I have two) and send me your comments.

Hugs and smiles,
Jane Rolly

 

[Bobtoad777]

Re: Hi Again

Thanks for the welcome Todd! If you have a chance read one of my stories (I have two) and send me your comments.

Hugs and smiles,
Jane Rolly

are you finished going through all your mail yet Rolly, I wouldnt want to burden you with more until you were out from under the load.

 

[Renee]

Ravenloft hon, you know you enjoy the pain. Now comere and let me use a softer approach to make it all better.

What is this about bean sprouts and abortion???? I'm confused. Anyway, I know something else Ravenloft would eat besides veggies. Where the hell did this conversation come from??? Someone has some splanin to do!

 

[Bobtoad777]

Ravenloft hon, you know you enjoy the pain. Now comere and let me use a softer approach to make it all better.

What is this about bean sprouts and abortion???? I'm confused. Anyway, I know something else Ravenloft would eat besides veggies. Where the hell did this conversation come from??? Someone has some splanin to do!

He said he didnt eat anythig living, I was trying to put it in perspective that everything is living. and eating bean sprouts is the equivilent of abortion you are killing a living thing before it has had a chance to truley experinece life, same with baby carrots, they are merely fetus forms of plants. YOu think your confused what about me? Oh if Ravenloft is hungery for the meal you have prepared may I wat in his place?

 

[Xander]

Jeez I go away for ten days, and I miss the return of the three R's.

Welcome back Ravenloft, Renee and Rolly.

Oh btw Ravenloft, keep Boo the fuck away from me okay

 

[Slut_boy]

Aborting vegetables *laughs* yeah, I shoud have that seen that one coming.

Thanks Merlin, and its great to see you around too my old friend. Wb, also to you Xander man!

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh now watch it Xander! Don't make Boo mad... I might have to start singing the theme to veggie tales, to calm him down! Muahahahah!!!