Rats!!! A Heroic Tale

[sirhugs]

Three spelunkers are trapped in the cave they are exploring. Two guys, one gal. she has the hots for Kurt, the former Olympic swimmer. But when rats scurry about Kurt cowers in a corner and nerdy skinny Arnie turns into the master rat killer...

 

[littlesisters]

It would be better if the rats will rape the gal.

 

[sirhugs]

It would be better if the rats will rape the gal.

no bestilality on Lit

 

[LindsayRae]

It would be better if the rats will rape the gal.

Rats? Frankly, that sounds disgusting. And wouldn't they have extremely small cocks?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Are you certain that Arnie's real name isn't Willard?

 

[Carnevil9]

It would be better if the rats will rape the gal.

Especially if one of the rats was her half-brother!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Okay, so you don’t like "Willard."

What about "Ratboy?"

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Three spelunkers are trapped in the cave they are exploring. Two guys, one gal. she has the hots for Kurt, the former Olympic swimmer. But when rats scurry about Kurt cowers in a corner and nerdy skinny Arnie turns into the master rat killer...

White mouse runs into foot of Kurt in the corner

How'd I get into this cave and why is Kurt sore afraid?

White mouse runs past Arnie


Don't step on me, I am not a rat.
Just trying to escape mad cat in the hat.




good luck with your stirry.
I am off in a scurry...

 

[Sean Renaud]

no bestilality on Lit

Make em talking rats. Or glowing rats. Considering Lit's got a hard rule on no bestiality they consider Unicorns sufficiently different from horses that it's okay.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Make em talking rats. Or glowing rats. Considering Lit's got a hard rule on no bestiality they consider Unicorns sufficiently different from horses that it's okay.

There you go. Supernatural rats. Robot rats. With wings. and tiny steampunk goggles. and green limestone fangs.

Oh now I am excited.

 

[LindsayRae]

And apparently a cock three times its body size to make it "worth while".

 

[Fondelum]

I think that would be a female band name The Strap-on Rats. I'm not sure what kind of music they'd play but i'd love to get rat assed on cheap house wine grooving to them!

 

[Artina Heartflash]

I think that would be a female band name The Strap-on Rats. I'm not sure what kind of music they'd play but i'd love to get rat assed on cheap house wine grooving to them!

You're gonna like this illustration. I promise it's not gross.
here, sirhugs and all you rat heads...lol:

http://www.3rat.com/tube/strap_on.shtml


Oh crap. Are we allowed to post porn links? I found the pic on google and now I see there are tons of strap-on pics below it.
Oh, now I'm getting all weepy... God I miss his ass.