Rate Your VD

[Guest]

 

[shereads]

You know it's amazing that according to the poll, most of us "don't want to talk" about our Valentine's Day, while only 27% of us had sex.

Are they mutually exclusive? Maybe some people were naughty and don't wish to discuss it.

 

[destinie21]

What more could a girl want?

what you gave me your heart

 

[SlickTony]

Some of you are probably too young to remember those—

The glass boxes? Not at all. They simply moved them from the gas stations to Ryans and CiCi's and places like them. I have forbidden my son to spend money on them. The box always wins.

 

[Guest]

 

[shereads]

The glass boxes? Not at all. They simply moved them from the gas stations to Ryans and CiCi's and places like them. I have forbidden my son to spend money on them. The box always wins.

For more of the freeform poetry of Donald Rumsfeld, see the "3 Word Story" thread.

Btw, we never said we expected to find anything in the box. We're in the box to spread democracy.

Oh. Back to V.D.

 

[McKenna]

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[Guest]

 

[Icingsugar]

T'was nice.

 

[minsue]

T'was nice.

Your enthusiasm is astounding!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Valentine's Day isn't suppose to suck.

I am.

 

[CharleyH]

LOL - but too bad you didn't get too

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*stares at pencil, licks lips*

 

[minsue]

*stares at pencil, licks lips*

Is that the same pencil as the one from the Inkpot thread?

 

[CharleyH]

L-O-L WAY too funny! sending tongue from a frog prince - sorry - that's all I can do.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Is that the same pencil as the one from the Inkpot thread?

LOL

 

[Icingsugar]

Your enthusiasm is astounding!

Well... t'was.
Had no memorable sexual escapades. Hard to when the gf is 8 months pregnant, tired from waddling more than walking, and thus not really fit for restaurants, dancing or anything else than a video night and outcall chop suey.

But that was nice.

 

[minsue]

Well... t'was.
Had no memorable sexual escapades. Hard to when the gf is 8 months pregnant, tired from waddling more than walking, and thus not really fit for restaurants, dancing or anything else than a video night and outcall chop suey.

But that was nice.

You're so sweet, Cakeman. *sigh* You do my heart good.

 

[Icingsugar]

You're so sweet, Cakeman. *sigh* You do my heart good.

You just gotta read this, mindy. Luvly.

 

[minsue]

You just gotta read this, mindy. Luvly.

Thanks for the link! I neglected to read today's new poems and I'd have missed it. Truly lovely and touching.

 

[LorriLove]

hiya

i wasn't going to answer this one, but he needs to know.

he got me some flowers and was really nice and loving all day, and i was a bitch!! i even went out without him that night and didn't get home til very late, and i'm sorry

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Oop. Wrong place, wrong time.

Everything else is fine.

---dr.M.

 

[shereads]

Good point. But I find it hard to believe that the authors of erotica would be shy about discussing their sexual adventures.

Au contraire.

 

[shereads]

Valentine's Day isn't suppose to suck.

Anytime you set up a test of love, especially one that's been created by marketing people, you will make some perfectly lovely men look like cretins.

Having known men who were considerate when it counted and scored Zero for Sentimental Gestures, and having been married to one who never failed to make a fuss over birthdays and Valentines Day but couldn't be relied upon for anything else, I've concluded that some men ignore special occasions for the same reason that some dogs don't learn to change the TV channel or fetch us a drink from the kitchen. It's not that they want to displease, it's that they simply don't comprehend the significance of the thing. It's something they see other people making a fuss about, but they tune it out for the same reason I tune out baseball season.

Svenska and others whose spouses and lovers disappointed you on the Big Day, try not to look at it as if another woman had forgotten an important day for you; women have the gene for sentimental gestures. We 'get it' without anyone having to let us know they find it hurtful when we don't. Neglecting the day doesn't mean he feels less for you, only that Valentine's Day is the ultimate chick thing: a complicated ceremony conducted in a foreign language.



On the other hand, screw the insensitive bastard.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Svenska and others whose spouses and lovers disappointed you on the Big Day, try not to look at it as if another woman had forgotten an important day for you; women have the gene for sentimental gestures. We 'get it' without anyone having to let us know they find it hurtful when we don't. Neglecting the day doesn't mean he feels less for you, only that Valentine's Day is the ultimate chick thing: a complicated ceremony conducted in a foreign language.



On the other hand, screw the insensitive bastard.

I wouldn't mind so much if he had called me AT ALL since Thursday. Oh, wait - he didn't call last Thursday - I did!

I haven't seen him for almost a year.