Rate Your VD

[Guest]

Rate your Valentines Day / Evening Festivities

Click All That Apply

Inquiring minds want to know!

 

[dececious]

and here am I thinking this was a thread on diseases

 

[McKenna]

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[whispering_surrender]

I was actually expecting it.....because my elderly aunt wished me a happy VD yesterday. I just about fell over at first!

Whisp

 

[English Lady]

*chuckle*

I had sex with my lover.....oh and to go with the current trends round here we made it Anal sex....there was no option for that in the poll though!!!

 

[CharleyH]

LOL - there wasn't any option for me either, but laughing - thought the same thing about VD - I wonder if there is a strange correlation there.

 

[Guest]

Hey Perdita - love your furry little bunny

You mean the one in my AV?

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My VD was rotten. Hubby didn't call.

 

[CharleyH]

You mean the one in my AV?

Perdita

uh - ya, ya - that's it! LOL

 

[CharleyH]

My VD was rotten. Hubby didn't call.

I'll lend you my . . . new cane . .

gloating again

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I think he needs some... breaking in.

 

[CharleyH]

Definately the point. Purolator! Tommorrow

 

[SensualCealy]

Well I had the worse VD day ever! Found some suspicious ads on his computer, and I guess in Austin they dont have card shops. He got home and all I got was a kiss. I guess VD snuck up on him!

Next year I know will be better- Ill buy myself a new toy just in case he is gone!

Things look brighter today!
Cealy

 

[mystic_Arrival]

Well I had the worse VD day ever! Found some suspicious ads on his computer, and I guess in Austin they dont have card shops. He got home and all I got was a kiss. I guess VD snuck up on him!

Next year I know will be better- Ill buy myself a new toy just in case he is gone!

Things look brighter today!
Cealy

Must be nice, I didn't even rate that (the kiss) it wasnt as though he could have forgotten it, my son was talking about it all day too. After i had to cook supper i gave the day up as lost and went to bed early.

Next year however will be much better, guaranteed.

 

[minsue]

My VD was rotten. Hubby didn't call.

Ignoring the goddess on Valentine's Day?!? Dead man walking.

 

[Guest]

What's with this 'next year will be better" crappola? You're gonna give them another year!?! Better start with today, sisters.

Perdita (always expects nothing, often gets pleasantly surprised).

 

[shereads]

My VD was rotten. Hubby didn't call.

Yes, he did, Flicka, he --

Oh. You wanted him to call you. Sorry. Let's both give him a good talking-to about that.



jmt, you left out the "I made love to your lover" category.

 

[shereads]

My Worst Valentine's Day Ever:

I had recently divorced and was head-over-heels in love with a man who was, shall we say, not very considerate in the area of birthdays, holidays, etc. So when Valentine's Day arrived I was elated - shocked, in fact - when two dozen gorgeous enormous pink tulips were delivered to my office.

I was so happy I was almost in tears when I called to thank him.

"How did you know I love tulips?"

"What are you talking about?"

"The flowers, silly. Thank you sooo much, I - "

"No, really. I didn't send you any flowers."

(pause)

(pause)

(click! lightbulb appears over my head; I had recently had lunch with a friend of my cousin's who had just moved to town. Same first name as the one on the phone.)

"You didn't send them."

"No, I didn't. What is it with women and flowers anyway?"

The worst of it was, he didn't fly into a jealous rage. Never asked who they were from.

Am I bitter? Heavens, no. Give it another dozen years and I'll forget all about it.



Note to men with fairly common names: Do not send flowers to a woman you've just met without providing some indiciation of which "Bob" or "Jack" or "Jake" you happen to be. We may know more than one.

 

[Liar]

My Valentine: Went with some friends to the movies. Saw Lost In Translation. It kicked just about as much arse as I had expected. Then went for beer, black russians and occational cigars. Got hit on by something too young to even be there and something old enough to be my grandma. Nailed nobody. Got poured out of a cab early next morning.

 

[Guest]

Shereads That sux, sorry to hear about it.



Jmt

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmm

No category for mine either, I had sex with an all girl marching band and had a nasty accident with the Trombone player.

Ok truth, gave the wife one up, as well as a bunch of flowers and we talked all mushy and daft all day, then I gave her another one, (no, not more flowers).

 

[Guest]

I would have liked to have had an accident with the Swedish Bikini Team; you know lots of clothing being ripped off as I ran into the pack of them on my unicycle, while juggling a six pack of brew.

But it turned out to be dinner and a movie with the missus, and well you know the rest

J

 

[shereads]

Re: Hmmmmm

I had sex with an all girl marching band and had a nasty accident with the Trombone player.

She was a clumsy one, wasn't she? I saw the whole thing and I think it was deliberate.

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Hmmmmm

She was a clumsy one, wasn't she? I saw the whole thing and I think it was deliberate.

You're so right, she could never have hit it so perfectly square on the end like that by accident.

 

[Guest]

Well according to the poll results so far…more people had bad “V.D.” as opposed to the good kind. If there is such a thing as good “V.D.”

2 lucky peeps said they had a wild group thing going on, I bet they are lying.

J