Rate my shaft?

I'm very onto spreadsheets. At some point, this should be one. Set out the parameters of what 1, 5, and 10 are. It's all subjective at the end of the day.
 
I'm a bit of a philanthropist- don't mind a bit of charity work. Sadly, online doesn't allow for points for feel or smell. Game changers.
 
Yes, going just off visuals is not the same. Also- use of said dick. Some ugly motherfuckers have great dicks, but if you're human trash personality wise- I likely couldn't choke it down if I tried. Opposite applies as well- I could adore and want you, and then fully embrace a less ideal cock bc it's part of you. All part of the experience...
 
Yes, going just off visuals is not the same. Also- use of said dick. Some ugly motherfuckers have great dicks, but if you're human trash personality wise- I likely couldn't choke it down if I tried. Opposite applies as well- I could adore and want you, and then fully embrace a less ideal cock bc it's part of you. All part of the experience...
I truly enjoy your very holistic take on the subject. It is well-rounded and very well said. Seems like any guy would be lucky to be rated by you
 
Well now I’m intrigued 🤔
Of course you are. Its a lovely boost. Subjective honesty and always kindness- what's not to like? Haven't you always wondered- do they like it? Is it weird? Do women enjoy that birthmark or mole? Is it as oddly shaped as I think it is or do they not notice? Is it too hairy? Does it matter if it is? It's a lovely ego boost for most.
 
Of course you are. Its a lovely boost. Subjective honesty and always kindness- what's not to like? Haven't you always wondered- do they like it? Is it weird? Do women enjoy that birthmark or mole? Is it as oddly shaped as I think it is or do they not notice? Is it too hairy? Does it matter if it is? It's a lovely ego boost for most.
Or course

So to get your opinion I just have to send you a link and you’ll tell me what you think?
 
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