Rate Killswitch's Mullet

[HeavyStick]

http://www.ratemymullet.com/show.php




Click on "Rate all mullets" off to the side.

 

[Lasher]

Eddie Money just called and said he wants his hair back.

 

[Killswitch]

I'd give it a 2.

It aint a very good mullet......but damn, I look pretty good for 42 years old......

 

[marksgirl]

Eddie Money just called and said he wants his hair back.

ROTFLMAO!!! Good one Lasher!

 

[honeylick]

is that a members-only jacket KS is wearing?

 

[Killswitch]

is that a members-only jacket KS is wearing?

Nope.....It's a Brooks Leather.....same one motorcycle cops wear, or used to anyway.

 

[Lasher]

Nope.....It's a Brooks Leather.....same one motorcycle cops wear, or used to anyway.

You mean like Ponch and Jon?

 

[HeavyStick]

I think so, he likes the return policy at Long's Drugs.

 

[honeylick]

hmm. works for you i guess.




heavy, wonder if i should jump on the mullet bandwagon next time i get my hair done?

 

[HeavyStick]

Nope.....It's a Brooks Leather.....same one motorcycle cops wear, or used to anyway.

So you were a fluffer for the Village People?

 

[Lancecastor]

I'd give it a 2.

It aint a very good mullet......but damn, I look pretty good for 42 years old......

Keep in mind that unlike the thread starter....you have hair.

 

[Lasher]

oops.

 

[HeavyStick]

heavy, wonder if i should jump on the mullet bandwagon next time i get my hair done?

It wouldn't look good on you.

I would though. ;-)

 

[HeavyStick]

Keep in mind that unlike the thread starter....you have hair.

Thank you Mr. I have gerbil jizz on my chest man.

Sam's Club is having a sale on Pec's go pick up a pair.

 

[Lancecastor]

Thank you Mr. I have gerbil jizz on my chest man.

You're welcome; let me know if you'd like some donor hair.

 

[Killswitch]

 

[HeavyStick]

You're welcome; let me know if you'd like some donor hair.

Not necessary, I chose to shave my head. If I want to smell like fresh hamster fuck I'll give you a call.

 

[HeavyStick]

You're boring. I'm done mentally raping you.



*waiting for witty Limpstick or Xanex line*

 

[Lancecastor]

Not necessary, I chose to shave my head. If I want to smell like fresh hamster fuck I'll give you a call.

Ishmael will be heartbroken if you take your heart out of Florida Ferret goo and switch to Gerbil Jizz mixed with Hamster Fuck, you realize.

There could be Serious Allegations if that ever got around...but you're a big boy...just let me know when you're ready to move up.

 

[Killswitch]

http://www.hairclubformen.com

 

[Killswitch]

Not necessary, I chose to shave my head. If I want to smell like fresh hamster fuck I'll give you a call.

I've heard that popping Xanex besides handling the anxiety attacks, also has hair growing properties.

Theres hope for you yet soldier.


There.....ya happy.....

 

[HeavyStick]

http://www.hairclubformen.com

I like your homepage .

 

[HeavyStick]

Ishmael will be heartbroken if you take your heart out of Florida Ferret goo and switch to Gerbil Jizz mixed with Hamster Fuck, you realize.

There could be Serious Allegations if that ever got around...but you're a big boy...just let me know when you're ready to move up.

I don't like Canada, I'll stay where I'm at. How are those government run Catholic school boy brothels doing for you?

 

[Killswitch]

7,500 miles from where I should be.



Hmmmm, I said that just the other day.

Theres guys from the coast gaurd going to Iraq, and you are here fluffin around on line.

Just thought I would remind your conscience of that.

 

[HeavyStick]

There.....ya happy.....

I will be when your brains see the light of day.