Rate blobfish!

[blobfish]

as i said, it wasn't about your picture. can't remember the hair except it was longer or something.

you're mostly sparky. sometimes a dick. it's ok, it's the human condition - which might be why you look a little down in the mouth as a blobfish.

I'm usually only a dick to people that deserve it. Usually. I blame my face mole.

 

[butters]

I'm usually only a dick to people that deserve it. Usually. I blame my face mole.

your face mole has its own web presence?

awesome.

 

[blobfish]

your face mole has its own web presence?

awesome.

It takes control sometimes.

 

[warrior queen]

Can't we just rate the bits of you?
Trying to put a score on the whole thing has fucked up my calculator.

 

[blobfish]

Can't we just rate the bits of you?
Trying to put a score on the whole thing has fucked up my calculator.

Doesn't it go high enough?

 

[warrior queen]

Doesn't it go high enough?

It only goes to 8 decimals.
Not enough, even with the cool anglerfish av.

 

[butters]

It takes control sometimes.

with its little mole-y hands, reaching out to the keyboard and typing evil mole-y thoughts while you snore on, head on the desk?

double awesome.

almost a minime of your own!

 

[blobfish]

It only goes to 8 decimals.
Not enough, even with the cool anglerfish av.

I'm tall and handsome, but not dark.

 

[blobfish]

with its little mole-y hands, reaching out to the keyboard and typing evil mole-y thoughts while you snore on, head on the desk?

double awesome.

almost a minime of your own!

That would be cool, but it's more of a split personality sort of thing. I fall asleep, and the mole takes control of my brain. I sometimes don't regain control for days at a time.

 

[warrior queen]

That would be cool, but it's more of a split personality sort of thing. I fall asleep, and the mole takes control of my brain. I sometimes don't regain control for days at a time.

My little facial mole (think Cindy Crawford) never does anything except sit there.

 

[blobfish]

I'm tall and handsome, but not dark.

For the record, this was the mole.

 

[blobfish]

My little facial mole (think Cindy Crawford) never does anything except sit there.

Did you know that facial moles are twins that died before developing and fused to the living fetus? Mine developed an evil sentience for some reason.

 

[warrior queen]

Did you know that facial moles are twins that died before developing and fused to the living fetus? Mine developed an evil sentience for some reason.

Mine does nothing except sprout a black hair on occasion.
Promptly plucked!

 

[deehere]

http://i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o582/taterfishy/9B3D98E2-B048-4466-ABC3-441A86CE9615-18724-00001641A5E2C878.jpg

Hey, pretty cute for a young guy old enough to be my son

 

[blobfish]

Mine does nothing except sprout a black hair on occasion.
Promptly plucked!

I'll bet you hate that.

 

[blobfish]

It's not weird until it gets into grandson territory.

 

[Aquagal]

Okay what do you want rated?

Your picture? Your posts? Your mole?

 

[blobfish]

Okay what do you want rated?

Your picture? Your posts? Your mole?

The whole package.

 

[dolf]

you haven't posted your package.

 

[blobfish]

you haven't posted your package.

I'm going to, to prove once and for all that the pictures are me.

 

[Aquagal]

Will you be posting the package so I can rate the whole package?

 

[blobfish]

Will you be posting the package so I can rate the whole package?

It won't increase my score.

 

[Aquagal]

It won't increase my score.

Okay I laughed out loud. Maybe I should bump you up a half point for your humbling reply.

 

[Tryharder62]

I only give you one 10 instead of three when you call me a moron though.
I will re-evaluate after I see your package.

http://www.rickey.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/dancing-with-the-stars-results-01-2007-10-09.jpg

 

[Super-Surprise]

I will re-evaluate after I see your package.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=833366