Ranting

[KillerMuffin]

You gawddamn mutherfucking piece of shit I should throw you out the fucking window and feed you to those insane, maniacal squirrels that throw sticks at cats! You're not even good artillery fodder! You suck, you're a joke! The moron that allowed you to be created seriously needs to be taken out and shot all over with rocksalt then covered with honey, staked to the ground near some fire ants. We'll superglue the skin on his penis to rigidity and use the fucker as a maypole while we dance merrily around him like the fiend from hades that he really is. Death won't come easily, oh no, we'll torture him for everlasting eternity just so you won't get the joy of being tweaked some more. You'll fall into nothingness obscurity, for the long weeks between the times we open the basement door so we can dance on your worthless bones. You're pathetic. How does it feel to be reviled the world over? Only idiots and people with chronic nasal drip will ever care about you and I hope you choke on the mono-inducing haze they bring. You such a nasty thing that you don't deserve to exist, but since you do, you don't deserve to die peacefully. You're the worst piece of junk it's ever been my displeasure to have to deal with.

*bursts into tears*

 

[Sillyman]

Well thank you for making fun of those of us with emotions. We always appreciate it.

 

[weed]

oh, man

Don't cry. It was such a good rant I was hoping you would feel better after.

(offers hankie or a hug, whichever you prefer)

 

[curious2c]

Ummm. I'd offer a hug, but I don't know if this is the time or not.

So instead I offer these:

(I know that they are not as good as the real thing, but the best I can do.)

 

[Guest]

 

[FallenSeraph]

Take a deep breath...

...now doesn't it feel better now that you've gotten that off your chest?

*making sure NEVER to piss you off*

 

[TN_Vixen]

whoa! Now THAT'S impressive! Why can't I say all that shit BEFORE I burst into tears. Basically, this is what happens with me....

I burst into tears and then I say; you'reamannilmma I swearingtommmgn *sniff* and, mndfignnlrgr, *sniff* LISTEN TO ME, motherfllickngrmphmph, *sniff*... and so on.

It's not pretty.

 

[Guest]

I think she's just a tad angry at her calculus professor since the midterm examination...

 

[intrigued]

 

[Cheyenne]

I think she's just a tad angry at her calculus professor since the midterm examination...

I was going to guess professor, too. I've learned to recognize the studmuffin rants over the years and that wasn't one of them.

 

[christophe]

damn you mean she received an "A" minus instead of an "A"

 

[Guest]

 

[TN_Vixen]

Personally I feel moved to soothe Ms.Muffin personally.

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's Java. I can't get the stupid thing to compile now. And it's a stupid program and I probably wrote the stupid output view wrong.


*beats head on desk*



And to think that I live for days like this. If I didn't already know it, I'd say I was nuts.

 

[HeavyStick]

I know it isn't me this time.

 

[TN_Vixen]

It's Java. I can't get the stupid thing to compile now. And it's a stupid program and I probably wrote the stupid output view wrong.


*beats head on desk*



And to think that I live for days like this. If I didn't already know it, I'd say I was nuts.

sheesh! All that for a software problem? And I was going to drive 13+ hours to soothe her? Someone shoot me now.

 

[Aquila]

You can PM me for programming help if you want... I can pretty much help with
java c vb and delphi
Its like what I do for a livin and uh stuff..

 

[KillerMuffin]

sheesh! All that for a software problem? And I was going to drive 13+ hours to soothe her? Someone shoot me now.

I mean that it's my whole life, it's falling apart around me and I'm going to, to, to, um, um, kill myself! yeah, kill myself! if I don't get some 13+ driving hours of Vixie soothing.

*nods emphatically*

 

[Guest]

 

[Aquila]

It's not like we could tell by your pic that you're a programming geek

What? programming geeks have a certain look?

 

[Sillyman]

It's Java. I can't get the stupid thing to compile now. And it's a stupid program and I probably wrote the stupid output view wrong.


*beats head on desk*



And to think that I live for days like this. If I didn't already know it, I'd say I was nuts.

Sorry muff. I would give one of those flower thingies if I didn't know you had images turned off and hate that sort of thing.

 

[Guest]

 

[Aquila]

Yes

YOUR look

Chubby, facial hair and GEEKY looking

What.. Jealous?

 

[Guest]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Geeks are sexy.

*shrugs*