Ranting as an artform

[Ezarc]

AAAArrrggghhhh. I am ready to scream. I started a new job a couple of weeks ago. Friday was the Payday for both my new job and my old one. On friday I find out that the company I work for delays you first paycheck and nobody warned me about it.
The HR manager wasn't in and nobody could really explain why.
So I stop by were I used to work today for my last paystub(direct deposit). Well I look over the paystub and they had really badly screwed up my paycheck. My payrate for the personal days was half my rate and they hadn't payed me my owed holiday pay(which was showing the reduced rate too).
I now can't pay my bills. I was going to drive out to visit my kids for the first time in four months and now I can't. Does this hellasuckdonkeydickandchokeonthespunk or what?
I also had to call off a date that I really wanted to go on.
AAAAArrrrrgggghhhhh,
Ezarc

 

[Kitte]

Yes it does hellasuckdonkeydickandchokeonthespunk...I think you should kick them in the shins

 

[Problem Child]

Ezarc, I'd give that rant about a 2.5 out of 10. You need to practice up a lot. Here, check this thread for some good examples.

rant thread

 

[StrawberryPez]

"hellasuckdonkeydickandchokeonthespunk" I LOVE this!! LOL

I'm going to have to use that. If you don't mind Ezarc.

And I really hope your week picks up. ((hugs))

 

[pipercatt]

Hugs, Ez...I know how tough it is when you're short on cash.

PC, yer just jealous you didn't come up with hellasuckdonkeydickandchokeonthespunk...

 

[Ezarc]

Ezarc, I'd give that rant about a 2.5 out of 10. You need to practice up a lot. Here, check this thread for some good examples.

rant thread

Wow that is some impressive work. I do agree that my general rant lacked venom. You do have to give me a few points for the closing lines though.
Take Care,
Ezarc

 

[Suzi]

Aaaaaaavv!

I am really sorry, D., for your vveekend! I knovv hovv much your children mean to you--I also knovv hovv it is to depend on your paycheck and find out it is novvhere near vvhat you thought it vvould be! Look, I knovv this is the last thing you vvanna hear from me, but if you ever need to talk about hovv you feel about your kids, you can. I realize you already have someone in vvhom you are interested--so I am not looking to hookup.

Again--I'm sorry about your vveekend!

 

[Suzi]

Ahem!

BUMP!