Rant

[Just-Legal]

I fucking HATE having periods! If God exists he is DEFINATELY male for this gods damned stupid idea...

It doesn't help I'm *supposed* to have prescription meds for the pain and my dad a) hasn't got my prescription filled and b) isn't home, so I'm stuck with store bought crap as opposed to the wonders of mefenamic acid.

*growl*


(Threadjack away, I'm done)

 

[Selena_Kitt]

preach on, sistah! I hear ya!

 

[Samandiriel]

My boobs hurt.

 

[Just-Legal]

My boobs hurt.

So do mine *whimper*

This is the point I start wanting a stomach and back-rub and the only volunteer I want is the wrong side of the Atlantic.

We don't even have comfort food in *weeps*

 

[hugo_sam]

Old grizzly arrives with coffee, 25 lbs of chocolate, fritos, doritoes, peanuts and salsa dip. Plus one case of blackberry brandy.

edited to add. Two tubes of deep heat and heating pad.


*ducks out quietly*

 

[Samandiriel]

So do mine *whimper*

This is the point I start wanting a stomach and back-rub and the only volunteer I want is the wrong side of the Atlantic.

We don't even have comfort food in *weeps*

I'd hug you but it would hurt.

I'll eat a bag of crisps smothered in chocolate for you.

 

[entitled]

Suggestion: get the coffee out of here. Caffeine makes symptoms worse.

 

[Samandiriel]

Suggestion: get the coffee out of here. Caffeine makes symptoms worse.

I'll suffer first.

 

[hugo_sam]

Suggestion: get the coffee out of here. Caffeine makes symptoms worse.

Sorry, I have heard differing opinions on that. Included if wanted, hot choclate otherwise or something else.

*slides quietly out*

 

[Just-Legal]

I'm nursing green tea with lemon, it does wonders for my hangovers so I'm hoping it will do the same here.

And... Ent, you're telling me I have to give up my Thursday morning pre-brainnumbing lecture Grande Latte? Noooooooooooo...

*whimper*

I'll take hugs from people, so long as they're gentle...

 

[Samandiriel]

I'm nursing green tea with lemon, it does wonders for my hangovers so I'm hoping it will do the same here.

And... Ent, you're telling me I have to give up my Thursday morning pre-brainnumbing lecture Grande Latte? Noooooooooooo...

*whimper*

I'll take hugs from people, so long as they're gentle...

I was thinking a gentle massage with cool hands would work just as well.

 

[hugo_sam]

*Gentle massages and Grizzly bear Hugs* to all that want.

heated massage table,
Chocolate IV available

 

[Just-Legal]

I was thinking a gentle massage with cool hands would work just as well.

Warm hands - my body doesn't do cold - would be greatfully received Sam *smile*

 

[Samandiriel]

Warm hands - my body doesn't do cold - would be greatfully received Sam *smile*

I think we should go for the chocolate IV too....*rubbing hands together*

 

[hugo_sam]

Warm hands - my body doesn't do cold - would be greatfully received Sam *smile*

Either way is do able.
Have nice faux fur gloves, or bowls of ice water.
Anything that will help.

 

[Just-Legal]

I think we should go for the chocolate IV too....*rubbing hands together*

For the next four hours or until my stomach settles food is a baaad idea *Stockpiles it for later* And... oo... the tea is working...

 

[SeaCat]

Okay ladies, come and visit Le Plaza del Sol.

Massage is a specialty of the house.
Hot chocolate, green and herb teas are readily available.
Coffee is always brewing.
Foods cooked to order, if I don't know how to cook it I will learn.
My wife is always willing to lend an ear.
Completion of the course is celebrated with a tongue bath, starting at the shoulders and working south. (My payment. )

Cat

 

[LadyCibelle]

Don't know if you know of it but S&P recommended raspberry tea to me a couple months ago and it worked wonders for all my aches and pain.

You might want to give it a try.

 

[Just-Legal]

Okay ladies, come and visit Le Plaza del Sol.

Massage is a specialty of the house.
Hot chocolate, green and herb teas are readily available.
Coffee is always brewing.
Foods cooked to order, if I don't know how to cook it I will learn.
My wife is always willing to lend an ear.
Completion of the course is celebrated with a tongue bath, starting at the shoulders and working south. (My payment. )

Cat

Mmm... massage
*snaffles green tea with lemon*
Coffee... I'll need that in the morning
I have a weeeeird craving for chicken satay with peanut dipping sauce
Heh, she'd be welcome in the Monday Bitching Session
Can the tongue bath wait a few days? Right now things like that are last on my mind...

And... I need a cigarette, and its damn cold outside...

 

[SeaCat]

Mmm... massage
*snaffles green tea with lemon*
Coffee... I'll need that in the morning
I have a weeeeird craving for chicken satay with peanut dipping sauce
Heh, she'd be welcome in the Monday Bitching Session
Can the tongue bath wait a few days? Right now things like that are last on my mind...

And... I need a cigarette, and its damn cold outside...

Well as I said the massage is a specialty of the house.

Green Tea with lemon? Would you prefer that lemon as juice or a thin wedge?

Chicken Satay? With Peanut dipping sauce? It may take a couple of minutes for me to whip up the sauce, but the rest can be ready in about ten minutes.

You mean she has to wait until Monday?

Tongue Bath will wait until things, um, quiet down. (Oh and it's a complete tongue bath. )

Well it's 76° out right now, and the ashtray has just been emptied.

Cat

 

[entitled]

*goes perk*

Satay?

 

[Guest]

 

[SeaCat]

*goes perk*

Satay?

Perking is for coffee.

Satay? Yes.

Cat

 

[entitled]

Smartass.

 

[SeaCat]

Smartass.

But of course.

Cat