Rant

[magicpenis]

why is it that if i say "i wana get laid" people tell me i wont ever get any if i say that. yet if someone else says "i wana get laid" people awnser "where are you this weekend? can i realy help it? to be bitter? at 19?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Your politics stink. You troll people. You attack members of the board in ways that aren't amusing. You can't spell. We don't know you that well. You call women "Laddies." Laddie is a dog.

You should rethink your approach and do an attitudinal makeover. Women are not attracked to sulky little boys with bouts of schitzophrenic-style posting mania.

To sum up, when you say "I need to get laid" you sound petulant and whiny--totally selfish. When Dillinger says it, he sounds like a person who will respect you in the morning.

 

[magicpenis]

and ive been cut off agian

 

[KillerMuffin]

How can you be cut off from what you never had?

Try this word on for size: RESPECT. Apply some respect to the people around you for a change.

 

[magicpenis]

Your politics stink. You troll people. You attack members of and whiny--totally selfish. When Dillinger says it, he sounds like a person who will respect you in the morning.

i say it the same way. a exact copy! do add extra letters or somthing????

 

[acitore_vuli]

Your politics stink. You troll people. You attack members of the board in ways that aren't amusing. You can't spell. We don't know you that well. You call women "Laddies." Laddie is a dog.

You should rethink your approach and do an attitudinal makeover. Women are not attracked to sulky little boys with bouts of schitzophrenic-style posting mania.

To sum up, when you say "I need to get laid" you sound petulant and whiny--totally selfish. When Dillinger says it, he sounds like a person who will respect you in the morning.

Stop beating around the bush. Say what's on your mind for gods sake.

 

[islandman]

i say it the same way. a exact copy! do add extra letters or somthing????

Somebody buy this boy a clue.

 

[littlekateyes]

Hi magicpenis.

 

[patient1]

Yes, you can help it. You are the only one that can control your attitude. I know of no guy that got as much sex as he wanted at that peak age.

I'd suggest you focus you real-life interest on other persons rather than sex, & see if it doesn't result in more sex long-term.

But that's just me.

Perhaps the women of LIT could share their opinions as to whether a guy's attitude affect his chances of having sex.

 

[HeavyStick]

Somebody buy this boy a clue.

can we put radiator fluid in his sports bottle?

 

[SweetCherry]

I just have a hard time taking the name of "magicpenis" seriously. It brings about some really odd mental pictures. I get this picture of some guy wanking off and a genie popping out of his penis instead of cum.

I know, I'm strange, but I can't help it sometimes.

 

[KillerMuffin]

i say it the same way. a exact copy! do add extra letters or somthing????

*disgusted*

Have you ever actually used the shift key on your keyboard?

Look. You're obviously a boy, no matter what your biological age. You don't respect people and you have no consideration for people. You throw yourself in here and you not only expect, but demand that we like and respect you. We get whiny and petulant and start threads in a pout when we don't stroke your silly ego.

Reality check: Your behavior is what dictates how people will take you. You act like a child--and you do--you will be treated with the disgust you so richly deserve.

Grow up, boy.

 

[lilminx]

Just the fact that you bitch, bitch, bitch (like this thread) if you don't get the attention you demand is a total turnoff.

 

[islandman]

can we put radiator fluid in his sports bottle?

And what would this do, exactly?

 

[I'mVan]

Go away for 10 years. Gain some experiece, intellegence and restraint. Learn where your shift key is. Then come back, post for a couple of years, and post quite a lot. Then, and only then, tell us how you need to get laid.

 

[magicpenis]

maybe if i got more smiles from people i wouldnt be such a pain eh? i think i should leave this lit place. you have to be of a differant <b> class </b> to be here.

 

[islandman]

So long and thanks for all the fish.

 

[Problem Child]

maybe if i got more smiles from people i wouldnt be such a pain eh? i think i should leave this lit place. you have to be of a differant <b> class </b> to be here.

I think you should leave too. And make a big speech about it before you do. Please threaten never to come back. And try to make us all feel bad about making you leave.

While you're gone, brush up on your html.

 

[I'mVan]

So long and thanks for all the fish.

hehe, so say the dolphins

 

[Debbie]

I don't hate anyone.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=127055

As in any new environment it can take time to get to know people.
Perhaps a more positive approach might help.
It is hard to converse with someone who just trashes some of us.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=128177

And no, I am not posting these links to your threads to stir shit but to show you that most of what you have posted since you
first arrived at lit has been negative.

Good luck.

 

[magicpenis]

Go away for 10 years. Gain some experiece, intellegence and or a couple of years, and post quite a lot. Then, and only then, tell us how you need to get laid.

its not experiance you want its class! you want a bunch of conformist zombies who are all alike! its not easy to be happie when i get shit from you people. you people dont welcome anyone new! you filter new people out.

 

[islandman]

hehe, so say the dolphins

exactly.

 

[KillerMuffin]

maybe if i got more smiles from people i wouldnt be such a pain eh? i think i should leave this lit place. you have to be of a differant <b> class </b> to be here.

If I had any doubts about your general age in relation to puberty, this sure killed 'em. Child, you're supposed to be an adult. You simply cannot expect to blame others for your own behavior and have anyone give a flying rats ass.

I said this before and I'll say it again.

Grow up.

 

[Problem Child]

its not experiance you want its class! you want a bunch of conformist zombies who are all alike! its not easy to be happie when i get shit from you people. you people dont welcome anyone new! you filter new people out.

Actually we only filter morons out. Welcome to the grate, bonehead.

 

[magicpenis]

I don't hate anyone.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=127055

Asthreads to stir shit but to show you that most of what you have posted since you
first arrived at lit has been negative.

Good luck.

hands you a daisy. here sniff