Randy Greetings from the Morally Challenged

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As a morally challenged, psychotic, nympho slut, I've been an avid fan of Literotica for years. It gives me great pleasure to be able to now interact with the people who love it as I do. So, "HI" Guys!!!

A little about myself: I have just recently retired (read: thrown out) from a 30 year career in the United States Marine Corps. I graduated from college in 1977 with a wonderful degree in English Literature – which meant that I had absolutely NO marketable skills. What I still find extremely odd, is that it did qualify me to become an Officer in the United States Marine Corps (Go figure!) My time in the Corps was great because it meant that I did a lot of really fun stuff and got to travel to a variety of places around the world.

Let me interject here that it is my very heartfelt opinion that retirement SUCKS (Warning: Sucks is a highly technical military term which should only be utilized by someone with the proper training.)

Anyway, BECAUSE I’m now a retired morally challenged, psychotic, nympho slut I can truly indulge in my very mostest favorite past time which is Pornerotica (God bless you Phil Phantom, wherever you are!). Up until recently I only read Pornerotica. I had to be a little covert because, for some misguided reason, they thought that a senior officer being involved with any form of porn constituted conduct that was unbecoming. (of course, the self same people were perfectly willing to screw my brains out at the drop of a hat, but that’s a whole other story.) Now, I have started writing down some of the fantasies that I've repressed for the last 30 years. Woo Hoo. Stand by folks, the girl is come’en to town!
 
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As a morally challenged, psychotic, nympho slut, I've been an avid fan of Literotica for years. It gives me great pleasure to be able to now interact with the people who love it as I do. So, "HI" Guys!!!

A little about myself: I have just recently retired (read: thrown out) from a 30 year career in the United States Marine Corps. I graduated from college in 1977 with a wonderful degree in English Literature – which meant that I had absolutely NO marketable skills. What I still find extremely odd, is that it did qualify me to become an Officer in the United States Marine Corps (Go figure!) My time in the Corps was great because it meant that I did a lot of really fun stuff and got to travel to a variety of places around the world.

Let me interject here that it is my very heartfelt opinion that retirement SUCKS (Warning: Sucks is a highly technical military term which should only be utilized by someone with the proper training.)

Anyway, BECAUSE I’m now a retired morally challenged, psychotic, nympho slut I can truly indulge in my very mostest favorite past time which is Pornerotica (God bless you Phil Phantom, wherever you are!). Up until recently I only read Pornerotica. I had to be a little covert because, for some misguided reason, they thought that a senior officer being involved with any form of porn constituted conduct that was unbecoming. (of course, the self same people were perfectly willing to screw my brains out at the drop of a hat, but that’s a whole other story.) Now, I have started writing down some of the fantasies that I've repressed for the last 30 years. Woo Hoo. Stand by folks, the girl is come’en to town!

That makes your message easier to read.

Welcome to the Author's Hangout.

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-bites tongue on all those oh so lovely meanings for MARINE- :D Welcome to the AH Ma'am
 
Welcome Jarhead, from a former Wingnut! :D

You'll find a bunch of us present and former military types here including Ground Pounders, Swab Jockeys and Shallow Water Sailors. There's some cool civilians here too. ;)

Lookin' forward to readin' your stories. Post a linkie when they go up.
 
As a morally challenged, psychotic, nympho slut, I've been an avid fan of Literotica for years. It gives me great pleasure to be able to now interact with the people who love it as I do. So, "HI" Guys!!!

A little about myself: I have just recently retired (read: thrown out) from a 30 year career in the United States Marine Corps. I graduated from college in 1977 with a wonderful degree in English Literature – which meant that I had absolutely NO marketable skills. What I still find extremely odd, is that it did qualify me to become an Officer in the United States Marine Corps (Go figure!) My time in the Corps was great because it meant that I did a lot of really fun stuff and got to travel to a variety of places around the world.

Let me interject here that it is my very heartfelt opinion that retirement SUCKS (Warning: Sucks is a highly technical military term which should only be utilized by someone with the proper training.)

Anyway, BECAUSE I’m now a retired morally challenged, psychotic, nympho slut I can truly indulge in my very mostest favorite past time which is Pornerotica (God bless you Phil Phantom, wherever you are!). Up until recently I only read Pornerotica. I had to be a little covert because, for some misguided reason, they thought that a senior officer being involved with any form of porn constituted conduct that was unbecoming. (of course, the self same people were perfectly willing to screw my brains out at the drop of a hat, but that’s a whole other story.) Now, I have started writing down some of the fantasies that I've repressed for the last 30 years. Woo Hoo. Stand by folks, the girl is come’en to town!

Welcome aboard.
 
As a morally challenged, psychotic, nympho slut, I've been an avid fan of Literotica for years. It gives me great pleasure to be able to now interact with the people who love it as I do. So, "HI" Guys!!!

A little about myself: I have just recently retired (read: thrown out) from a 30 year career in the United States Marine Corps. I graduated from college in 1977 with a wonderful degree in English Literature – which meant that I had absolutely NO marketable skills. What I still find extremely odd, is that it did qualify me to become an Officer in the United States Marine Corps (Go figure!) My time in the Corps was great because it meant that I did a lot of really fun stuff and got to travel to a variety of places around the world.

Let me interject here that it is my very heartfelt opinion that retirement SUCKS (Warning: Sucks is a highly technical military term which should only be utilized by someone with the proper training.)

Anyway, BECAUSE I’m now a retired morally challenged, psychotic, nympho slut I can truly indulge in my very mostest favorite past time which is Pornerotica (God bless you Phil Phantom, wherever you are!). Up until recently I only read Pornerotica. I had to be a little covert because, for some misguided reason, they thought that a senior officer being involved with any form of porn constituted conduct that was unbecoming. (of course, the self same people were perfectly willing to screw my brains out at the drop of a hat, but that’s a whole other story.) Now, I have started writing down some of the fantasies that I've repressed for the last 30 years. Woo Hoo. Stand by folks, the girl is come’en to town!

You went in a little after they tossed me out. Welcome from another Jar head.

Simple forget us. ;):D
 
You make a lovely first post. This place can be crazy but I hope you can make yourself comfortable here. Welcome.
 
Hi, Foxy, and welcome to Lit. and to the AH in particular. :D If you like to read smut, this is the best place in the world. :D

I hope you are awasre of the rule thast you must post nude pics of yourself, front and rear views, if you are going to post here. :cool:
 
I will look forward to your expressive posts in the near future! Any subject is fair game. What have you always wanted to ask a group of sex-crazed writers? Anything come to mind...
 
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