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[XXXmandieXXX]

Lessons in name-calling

Ever notice how you can add "-head" to the end of almost any word and it instantly becomes useful in name-calling situations? For instance: If you were to call me stupid, it wouldn't be very original, fun, or effective as I tune out anyone who calls me anything like that. But if you call me Stupid-HEAD, it would not only get my attention, but most likely make me want to kiss and hug you!

I have way mucho alotta to say on this subject. I think I might write a book about effective name-calling strategies. I'll call it, Effective Name-calling Strategies. Whuddya think?

Signed,
Big Stinky Poopoohead Dorkface BoogarEater

P.S. I teach a name-calling course at our local community college. If anyone's interested, please let me know.

 

[bradd]

Hey Mandie, sorry we couldn't hook up ystrdy. I think you are one funny, nerdy chick for sure. Good luck with the name-calling course, I'll bet it fills up fast! So long nerdhead,

Bradd

 

[XXXmandieXXX]

Awww... shucks.

Hey Mandie, sorry we couldn't hook up ystrdy. I think you are one funny, nerdy chick for sure. Good luck with the name-calling course, I'll bet it fills up fast! So long nerdhead,

Bradd

LOL, thankies muchies, Braddhead! I shore as heck hope you're right! If you ever wanna try again with the phone thing, lemme know. I'd still love to talk to you.

Mandie

 

[Psiknight]

Very funny. Is that similar to the How to Avoid Cooties for Girls...or maybe not?

 

[XXXmandieXXX]

Very funny. Is that similar to the How to Avoid Cooties for Girls...or maybe not?

LOL, I'm not familiar with that... but I'm thinkin' it's about time I make myself familiar. Sounds fun! And I'm glad you think it was funny. Although I was dead serious. :|



Mandie

 

[Nora]

I find it interesting that in the fine art of name-calling, both "butt" and "head" can be used interchangeably and with similar results. Not to mention that putting them together works, as well.

~Nora
The meaniebutt-poopiehead

 

[XXXmandieXXX]

Right on

I find it interesting that in the fine art of name-calling, both "butt" and "head" can be used interchangeably and with similar results. Not to mention that putting them together works, as well.

~Nora
The meaniebutt-poopiehead

Ooh, good point!!! Way to be, Nora. We lub you here.

Mandie

 

[peachykeen]

used judiciously, adding "-wad" to the end of an already off-color name often improves it's effectiveness, as well.

dorkwad

 

[XXXmandieXXX]

Woooohop!

Glad to see that there are other educated name-callers out there! I totally agree, Peachy. I'm sure there are so many more... keep 'em cumming, guys.

Er... coming, ruther.

Mandie