Random Thoughts

[BrokenRomantic]

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
Why is it called a pair of panties when there's only one?
Why are there groups for self-help?
Why is cock sucking known as a blowjob?
Why is phonetic not spelled phonetically?
Why is a slim chance the same as a fat chance?
Why do people only have laps when they're sitting down?

 

[DianaofThemyscira]

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
Why is it called a pair of panties when there's only one?
Why are there groups for self-help?
Why is cock sucking known as a blowjob?
Why is phonetic not spelled phonetically?
Why is a slim chance the same as a fat chance?
Why do people only have laps when they're sitting down?

This made me laugh!

 

[seth6138]

If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

 

[Bunnylily]

If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Scary shit! *hides*

 

[Bunnylily]

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
Why is it called a pair of panties when there's only one?
Why are there groups for self-help?
Why is cock sucking known as a blowjob?
Why is phonetic not spelled phonetically?
Why is a slim chance the same as a fat chance?
Why do people only have laps when they're sitting down?

So confusing indeed.

 

[Wolfias]

Squirrel!

 

[Bunnylily]

BunnyLily and Miles Long would make the best lipped babies on the planet.

*blushing super scarlet* *hides under the covers*

 

[Bunnylily]

Don't hide. You're gorgeous.

And you're a doll! A perfect doll!

I will never forget the day I went to peak on your profile and your pretty face was right there!

I'm such a creepy girl! *giggly* *blushes*

 

[Bunnylily]

Bless. Sweetest little creeper ever.

 

[fsa52]

This is not Mississippi weather!

 

[JekyllHydeGrl]

What is it about showers that makes you feel like singing? Lol

 

[Riles]

How am I ready before him? This can't be right. Something is strangely wrong in the universe.

 

[Que Va]

Shaving one's head takes a lot longer than running a brush through your hair, dear.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Why Is it that I am always up when everyone else in the world is sleeping. Ugh! So bored. And no I don't want to play with any one.

 

[Riles]

Shaving one's head takes a lot longer than running a brush through your hair, dear.

He doesn't shave his head, his hair rivals mine in how great, thick and stylish it is.

....but he did shave his ruggedly handsome face for me and that took some time. But he insisted on buying me the Coach purse I was looking at, as well as picking up the tab for our weekend away, so I guess I can handle his high maintenance. ;D

 

[BlueEyedGent]

My lunch was delish...hot pastrami sandwich. so good
and now back to the zoo...

 

[Spins]

Mmmhmm

 

[Misshotndeep]

You know there is a difference between having a closed mind and just pain not respecting a person. So sad that so many assholes are out there and don't get that there is a difference. Sigh

 

[Misshotndeep]

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ROFL......to funny!

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I'm getting really tired of your shit, siri.

 

[2HT4U2C]

Cold night, good for being wrapped in blankets

 

[cliteatingman]

Cold night, good for being wrapped in blankets

Can you be seen inside a blanket?

 

[Spins]

Those fits. Good night.

 

[neptune7]

Can't sleep but I want an espresso. Bad idea.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

is there a stiff fine for raisin smuggling?