Random thoughts thread

If I thought about the last two hours I could cum again with my hands not touching my skin...........
 
Random thought for this morning

fuck - boy could I do with one!
 
Re: Random thought for this morning

VanB said:
fuck - boy could I do with one!
lean back in your chair... hands on your head.....close your eyes.....listen for oughts ;)
 
T H TEASE

You're a bad woman TH - which is why you get me going!:D
 
Random

I heard that Monica Lewinsky is having a Grand opening at her new Dry Cleaners in Dallas, Texas today. The motto is "Take your pants and jack-et off"
 
MorgaineLaFay said:


lmao ... chilly & wet ... but what's the difference?

Could use some warming up ...

I know just how to warm you up - maybe on an exotic paradise Island;)
 
MorgaineLaFay said:
Remote? White Sandy beach? Clear blue water? Open bar, cabanna boys??? :p

Have you been reading my mind? If you have you'll know what wicked thoughts reside in there:p
 
Did George Washington take his teeth out during sex and if he did not did Martha get splinters?
 
VanB said:


Have you been reading my mind? If you have you'll know what wicked thoughts reside in there:p

Now how did I manage to leave out that little detail?;)

Our weather forecasts must be meshing ... wet.. damp...

Must seek warmer climate ... minimal clothing...
 
Hot tea in the morning, and cold tea in the afternoon rules.

speaking of rulers...
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Mmmmmmmmm, anyone?
 
Why is it that everytime a bell rings and angel gets their wings? I wonder if there is a similar event that happens when a devil gets their pitchfork.
 
alltherage said:
Can a person get a sunburn in the rain?

I guess so, but rain comes from directly above so you'ld
have to have quite a small cloud, and the sun would have
to be low in the sky. I guess it's possible, but could
be tricky...
 
Wiggles said:


Umm, me no English. <Shakes head and giggles>


:p

why do some people all of a sudden claim NOT to know a certain language? :D
 
MorgaineLaFay said:




Our weather forecasts must be meshing ... wet.. damp...

Must seek warmer climate ... minimal clothing...

Are you sure that's a weather forecast?;)
 
lobito said:


why do some people all of a sudden claim NOT to know a certain language? :D

¿Quiero que su sean mejillas de extremo de fucking ahora mismo por favor?
 
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