Random thoughts on penises!
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Arden
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Re: Re: Do you gents really...
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John Roberts said:
Hello Arden and everyone,
I don't believe I ever named my penis.....I refer to him as "my good friend" on occaision....or "Mr. Happy"In Junior High,
I used to get these instant erections and I hated it if the class ended then...the carefully manueverd books ploy had to be used to hide my bulge....not that I had that big of a bulge just it seemed huge and I knew someone would find out. "Mr. Happy" is a little more sophisticated these days so the embarrasing bulge is not an issue.
JR
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Ladybird said:
Well hello Mr Happy, I know a pussy that's looking for you..
Mr. Happy is a class act, now he is drooling.
A pussy is a wonderful thing, I can't imagine a happier meeting.
JR
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I need to find some private time due to you ladies, Mr. Happy is very insistent, Fortunately he has his very good friend Right Hand.
JR
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John Roberts said:I need to find some private time due to you ladies, Mr. Happy is very insistent, Fortunately he has his very good friend Right Hand.
JR
Hehehe! Don't you trade hands once in awhile?
I'm more of a lefty when it cums to pleasing Mr. Happy!
But seriously, I would much rather another person do the pleasing. I really enjoy this thread. I find the comments by the ladies to be very stimulating. It's very exciting to hear their viewpoints on a very erotic subject. More ladies!!!!
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zetacon4 said:
Definitely having someone else do the pleasing is prefereable.
A lusty female is a wonderful thing, Whether I am on top, or she is on top, or in front,or 69 or taking turns pleasuring each other orally....it is all good.
I am right handed so..... I tend to hang to the right after all these years.
JR
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John Roberts said:
Definitely having someone else do the pleasing is prefereable.
A lusty female is a wonderful thing, Whether I am on top, or she is on top, or in front,or 69 or taking turns pleasuring each other orally....it is all good.
I am right handed so..... I tend to hang to the right after all these years.
JR
Well I for one would be very happy to stand in for either hand! LOL!
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psyche said:
And a pleasureable thing it would be to be plunged deep in the middle of you psyche, I would delight in the kind of noises I could provoke. Lets see slow and easy....a groan or maybe a little begging....or fast, hard and deep....yes-ing, grunting...or purring?
and maybe a little kissing and tongueing around your pussy up to your clit and then pushing deep in you again.....
Hey.....It's Mr. Happy again...got to go....
JR
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John Roberts said:
And a pleasureable thing it would be to be plunged deep in the middle of you psyche, I would delight in the kind of noises I could provoke. Lets see slow and easy....a groan or maybe a little begging....or fast, hard and deep....yes-ing, grunting...or purring?
and maybe a little kissing and tongueing around your pussy up to your clit and then pushing deep in you again.....
Hey.....It's Mr. Happy again...got to go....
JR
Baby, that all sounds good, and I am very noisy!
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psyche said:
My kind of lady all the way.......your lustful demeanor is endearing and provocative.
JR
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psyche said:
Gosh! I am nice....Mr. Happy will sneak up on you if you are not careful though....I just sort of follow along...fortunately when I was younger I had a terminal case of shyness....
Just don't tell Mr. Happy I am just humoring him now a days....of course in your case....I agree with him....Standup for the lady he says....
JR
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John Roberts said:
Gosh! I am nice....Mr. Happy will sneak up on you if you are not careful though....I just sort of follow along...fortunately when I was younger I had a terminal case of shyness....
Just don't tell Mr. Happy I am just humoring him now a days....of course in your case....I agree with him....Standup for the lady he says....
JR
Sneaky is a good quality in a penis! LOL! See the two of you tomorrow - I am off to bed. Good night!
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penis thoughts!
You guys all know that I am not going for days without thinking about penises.............Just because I don't have the time to type doesn't mean my mind is not working overtime thinking about my favorite topic. Ummmmmmmmmmm..........thinking, dreaming, fantasizing, drooling, wishing, hoping - not necessarily in that order! LOL!
You guys all know that I am not going for days without thinking about penises.............Just because I don't have the time to type doesn't mean my mind is not working overtime thinking about my favorite topic. Ummmmmmmmmmm..........thinking, dreaming, fantasizing, drooling, wishing, hoping - not necessarily in that order! LOL!
Re: penis thoughts!
Evening Sweet One! I have been thinking about penises too. How lovely they are. How much I want to hold one other than my own and feel all the sensations of it... (oops! Did I say that out loud!?) Too bad you are a bit to far east of me. I could help you out with your fantasies and hopes!
psyche said:
Evening Sweet One! I have been thinking about penises too. How lovely they are. How much I want to hold one other than my own and feel all the sensations of it... (oops! Did I say that out loud!?) Too bad you are a bit to far east of me. I could help you out with your fantasies and hopes!
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Oh my, zetacon - what a truly hot av!!!!! Talk about fantasies!
zetacon4 said:
Evening Sweet One! I have been thinking about penises too. How lovely they are. How much I want to hold one other than my own and feel all the sensations of it... (oops! Did I say that out loud!?) Too bad you are a bit to far east of me. I could help you out with your fantasies and hopes!
Oh my, zetacon - what a truly hot av!!!!! Talk about fantasies!
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Just a bump for a worthy topic........penises....I am so very fond of mine and being bi...well, I do not want to embarrass anyone...lets say I have a greater appreciation than your average guy.
JR
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John Roberts said:Just a bump for a worthy topic........penises....I am so very fond of mine and being bi...well, I do not want to embarrass anyone...lets say I have a greater appreciation than your average guy.
JR
Anyone who loves penises is a friend of mine!! LOL! How are you doing JR?
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psyche said:
I am doing great, been to a couple of job interviews, some good prospects....my sex life could be better.
And you do not know how I love penises....talk about obsessive...having one waved in front of me is an invitation to my knees....It is a good thing no one knows of my compulsion, of course now everyone knows now that I have posted here.
I am that way with women too just that women usually don't bare their pussies and ask me to go down on them...
I am just in love with an excited sex partner.....lust is my love.
JR
