Random thoughts on penises!

MissTaken

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I think men are a wee bit too concerned about the length and girth of their shaft.

There is no need to be.

No, I won't spew forth the familiar statements about how it isn't the size, but knowing what to do with it. We all know that.

I have had ten inches and been left wanting and had five inches and been completely sated.

My thoughts:

Large is good when you need it buried deep. When you feel a need to be filled and have a man fucking you and bottoming out, 8-10 is really cool. Other times, it is damned uncomfortable.

Small to average is great for other things. When a gal feels a need to have comfie, cozy anal sex, a smaller penis is a nice fit. Anal sex can be rather intimate.

On the other hand, when a gal wants a hallacious impaling through in her bottom, yes, go big.

Then there are times when a gal really wants to give a complete and fulfilling blow job! Yes, sometimes I want to take a man entirely in my mouth. Then, a large cock can be done, but the enjoyment dissipates with the necessary effort to do the job.

A small member has it's place, everyone and can be very, very desirable.

So guys? Get over it!

If ya have too much, make sure there is a little vibe on hand.
If ya think ya have too little, carry a big vibe on hand.

It all works for me! :D

Now, that I have every man on lit completely emasculated, I better get some more coffee!

This was supposed to be an inspirational and positive thread.

Ladies? Can ya help me out here?

:rose:
 
MissTaken said:
Perfect!


Four or five inches with an olive?

:D

pencil dick reporting for duty!!! :D

I believe I caught the drift of this post & thanks for setting the record straight with a lady's take on this hotly discussed subject!! ;)
 
MissTaken said:

If ya have too much, make sure there is a little vibe on hand.
If ya think ya have too little, carry a big vibe on hand.

It all works for me! :D

:rose:

OK, so based on that, something in the middle (snigger) is about right then.


Woohoo..that me a happy boy then
 
lovemetender said:


pencil dick reporting for duty!!! :D

I believe I caught the drift of this post & thanks for setting the record straight with a lady's take on this hotly discussed subject!! ;)

OK P.D. how are you this morning? I prefer an average size penis. Too big...it hurts like hell and more work for blow jobs...

Too small...can work but lots of work to be satisfied...


Average....just right....Great for blow jobs, can fill and satisfied everytime...some positions are better for getting more penetration if necessary...I take the average Joe anytime!
 
lovemetender said:


pencil dick reporting for duty!!! :D

I believe I caught the drift of this post & thanks for setting the record straight with a lady's take on this hotly discussed subject!! ;)

Pencil dick?

Prove it!

I need something to salivate over this morning!


:D
 
LOL @ MissT!! You are a riot!

Personally.... I think 6-8 is perfect. Bigger than that is just an ornament. :D

And I would rather be tickled to death than stabbed to death. I prefer to be able to wrap my lips around his cock and take it deep without getting my tonsils damaged in the process! :eek:

And its not the size of his cock that matters really..........its the talent of his tongue *wicked smirk*
 
Ditto, Jewelz!

I am going to have to get off lit for a while before I get too aroused with nothing but....last weeks zucchini to occupy my time!


:D

God! That is an awful thing to say!
 
tonitits said:


OK P.D. how are you this morning? I prefer an average size penis. Too big...it hurts like hell and more work for blow jobs...

Too small...can work but lots of work to be satisfied...


Average....just right....Great for blow jobs, can fill and satisfied everytime...some positions are better for getting more penetration if necessary...I take the average Joe anytime!

I'm on my way to Texas
 
MissTaken said:
Ditto, Jewelz!

I am going to have to get off lit for a while before I get too aroused with nothing but....last weeks zucchini to occupy my time!


:D

God! That is an awful thing to say!

LOL is that why I cant seem to find the zucchini in my supermarket???
 
Jewelz said:


LOL is that why I cant seem to find the zucchini in my supermarket???

Hi Jewelz :)

this thread is heading in a good direction I see...

& here I always thought it was the bananas & the cukes...LOL
 
lovemetender said:


LMAO!!!!

where do you get these gifs from??....there's nothing you can't find something for....it's freaking unbelievable I say!! :)

LOL.... I agree with LMT...you are just too much LB...gotta love it!
 
lovemetender said:


Hi Jewelz :)

this thread is heading in a good direction I see...

& here I always thought it was the bananas & the cukes...LOL

LMAO bananas and cukes....never done a banana....have a cuke :eek:
 
tonitits said:
Cum on baby! Can never have too many men...well yeah really can, but cum on anyway! LOL.

might take a few hours to get there.

You'd better borrow some veggies from Jewelz or MissT to keep yourself going.
 
i have hands and fingers, and i have a tongue and lips, and an exploring nature, the world, as well as pleasure doesnt rotate around my dick, i like to give more than i recieve. and i havnt had any complaints, so this below average guy would like to say thank you ladies for sharing your thoughts on it :)
 
Skill rather than size

Hi all,

Surely there is something amiss if, when slowly seducing a woman to erotic ecstasy, she is thinking about anything other than orgasms and achieving the next one.
 
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