Random Thought Thread

[fathom7]

Does the thought of Aunt Bea and Barney Fife getting freaky together make anyone hear her shout "Andeeeeeeee?"

That's just so WRONG on so many levels. *shivers* Now then, back to the less frightening images of . . . Well, like Luke Skywalker and a couple of Wookies OOOOOHHH -- the noises they make.

 

[newlysubbed]

because it usually brings nothing.....

who invented birthdays, and how difficult would it be to blow up their home?

good point dragon, id help you

 

[dragonrazor]

Why is it that ladies view certain types of guys as being the "just friends" type, no matter what?

 

[availableslave2u]

isn't it strange that we all wound up at Lit?

 

[tandoor]

How come shit doesn't stink till it's outside you?

 

[charmed1]

Why is it so much fun to write on the walls?

 

[Daizie]

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

 

[Sonny Limatina]

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

That one is the cent of a woman.

 

[dragonrazor]

when someone asks you for your advice, what they really want is for you to justify the decision they've already made, which is the exact opposite of your advice.

 

[availableslave2u]

Did you ever notice that the phone always rings at the wrong time, but never rings when you need it to?

 

[fathom7]

I've actually seen a sign posted outside a restaurant that reads:

We Have Menus in Braille.

So, for whom is the sign posted???

 

[dragonrazor]

I've actually seen a sign posted outside a restaurant that reads:

We Have Menus in Braille.

So, for whom is the sign posted???

that one reminds me of a rather obvious faux pas

this is true of all banks...the ATMs have BRAILLE on the keypads... why do they have Braille on the keypads when they're on the driver's side? do they expect drivers to be blind?

 

[tandoor]

that one reminds me of a rather obvious faux pas

this is true of all banks...the ATMs have BRAILLE on the keypads... why do they have Braille on the keypads when they're on the driver's side? do they expect drivers to be blind?

ADA regs require it.

 

[dragonrazor]

ADA regs require it.

that's kind of pointless, since they can't use them anyways....and what point does braille on an ATM serve if there's no way for them to even know what information is being displayed?

 

[availableslave2u]

isn't it weird that the rule is i before e except after c and the weird doesn't follow that rule?

 

[sexartist]

that's kind of pointless, since they can't use them anyways....and what point does braille on an ATM serve if there's no way for them to even know what information is being displayed?

You seem to be looking for logic here. Are you forgetting that we are talking about humanity? You want logic, try Vulcan. Not too much of it to go around hereabouts.

 

[brandylyn1973]

my two cent contribution

has anyone ever wondered if they are actually talking with a person they know but have no idea it;s them... its me wondering if i would ever run into old bfs on here.. would be vey sexy and erotic if one particular guy was.. amazing in bed.... yout thoughts??

 

[sexartist]

has anyone ever wondered if they are actually talking with a person they know but have no idea it;s them... its me wondering if i would ever run into old bfs on here.. would be vey sexy and erotic if one particular guy was.. amazing in bed.... yout thoughts??

I have wondered things like that from time to time, and in fact once did accidentally run into someone in an online forum that I knew IRL... that was a strange thing...

 

[BlueMorpho]

has anyone ever wondered if they are actually talking with a person they know but have no idea it;s them... its me wondering if i would ever run into old bfs on here.. would be vey sexy and erotic if one particular guy was.. amazing in bed.... yout thoughts??

I was almost convinced someone I was talking to was an old boss of mine for a while.

 

[availableslave2u]

is it wrong to be in my robe still at 3:30 in the afternoon?

 

[brandylyn1973]

leaving husband... liberating and heartwrenching... does it make me a bitch that i have shown little emotion about this

 

[Rebel Rose]

"packaged in a facility that processes peanuts"

found on a package of peanuts...

Umm.... WHY? Are people that stupid?

 

[availableslave2u]

why do we always wake up early when we can sleep late and wake up late when we have to get up early?

 

[dragonrazor]

with the advent of computer manufacturing, we were promised better technology at lower prices. instead, our computers have gone way UP in price, and many companies use components that cost a small fortune simply because they want a component that no one else will use, let alone make.

average price of a computer ten years ago: 700 dollars
average ten year price projection ten years ago: 100 dollars
average price today: 4000

result: WTF?