Random Stuff Raffle.

[Jamiegeo]

On another forum I was on we had an 'item' that we posted around the world and put a few local treats in the box for the next couple of people. Till someone dropped out and kept the item ( a low value item). .

We all would have been more forgiving if the person were ill or unable to meet postage costs of something... )

I have sent British 'stuff' to two litsters. Something clean and not relying on others is much better. .

I also don't much like the idea of sending a dildo around the world

Thats a cool idea(worldwide chain parcel).
Years ago a fireman friend of mine was on airport duty, they were called to a suspisious item in
A skip outside the terminal. By the time their unit arrived onsite the feds had panicked and rang
For the bomb squad.(2hours away). My friend got close enough to the skip,
And heard the noise coming from within, he breached the rules and opened
The skip lid,climbed in and recovered a purple vibrating dong..
The others had shut the airport and were waiting.
He lost his job for doing that yet maintained that he was at no risk as he instictively
Knew what was making the noise as he and his wife had sold 50+ of them through
Their Adult shop business
For the record: i own No dildos or vibrators that will be prizes(in this competition anyways)

 

[Garnate]

I was just going to ask about dildos.

 

[Jamiegeo]

I was just going to ask about dildos.

congrats on your ticket in the 1st monthly raffle

 

[Debbie]

I was just going to ask about dildos.

Garnate

lovetoread and I would love books, books, books, book ends, bookmarks.

I'm making this for my granddaughter from old discarded books. <3

I really am loving this thread

 

[Garnate]

congrats on your ticket in the 1st monthly raffle

High five!

Garnate

lovetoread and I would love books, books, books, book ends, bookmarks.

I'm making this for my granddaughter from old discarded books. <3

I really am loving this thread

I missed your face, my precious.

You girls take the books, I'll handle the dildos.

Hah.

 

[spacekowboy]

High five!


I missed your face, my precious.

You girls take the books, I'll handle the dildos.

Hah.

Picsplz. Kthnx.

 

[Christobal]

I always thought vegemite might be like Spam here in the states. Spam is made out of all the parts of a pig people normally wouldn't eat and flavor it to taste like ham. It is cheap.

 

[Saint Peter]

I have always thought it was more like a mix of peanut butter and the foil pack of seasoning for ramen noodles.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Jamiegeo]

Picsplz. Kthnx.

Shortest entry yet, but it qualifies and i agree FULLY with your sentiment/request

I have always thought it was more like a mix of peanut butter and the foil pack of seasoning for ramen noodles.

Congrats on your entry to the randomest raffle in aid of worldwide smiles.

Nope.

These yeast extracts are not to be anything else. They are full of b vitamins. They have. Unique, very savoury and umami taste. Marmite slogan is you love it or hate it. I am neither : I like them and can be in the mood or not. But it does require an open minded news of epicurean curiosity. It smells like cat fart. It tastes incredibly strong. But it's satisfying like an anchovy pilfered straight from the jar in the fridge or a deep dark beef stew.

This highly descriptive paragraph accurately describes and simultaneously induces the effect all these products have on my tastebuds and gag reflex...Well done..I need to brush my teeth now..lol.

 

[Jamiegeo]

High five!

Hah.

Will you take a low one five times??

Garnate

lovetoread and I would love books, books, books, book ends, bookmarks.

I'm making this for my granddaughter from old discarded books. <3

I really am loving this thread

Too kind
Thats a cool way to dress up the wooden butt plug in that picture..

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Jamiegeo]

Is there any taxidermy? I wouldn't have thought of that but now I am intrigued . There are freaky taxidermy ducklings on etsy. I...um...cannot even say I was looking for a friend. I wasn't looking for taxidermy though. But was amazed to find the plethora of cutesy dead ducklings in bonnets etc

I'm no bird expert but i'm pretty sure a Duck of some description jumped out of the bushes,slammed into and slid across my bonnet as i drove down the road a few months ago.
I wondered for ages if suicidal thoughts had motivated that poor Duck.
Apart from a few feathers, there was no sign of it when i reversed back to gather dinner, errr i mean, check for a pulse.
The bonnet was unscathed

No Taxidermy Though Elle. Sorry.

 

[Garnate]

You people need to stop entering the raffle. Those dildos are mine.

 

[Saint Peter]

Lady G!!

 

[Garnate]

Lady G!!

Stop reporting me.

If I'm sent any light bulbs, they're all yours.

 

[Saint Peter]

Stop reporting me.

If I'm sent any light bulbs, they're all yours.

I will have them "moved" to your board.

 

[Garnate]

I will have them "moved" to your board.

I am all powerful there. If the bulbs aren't already inserted up your ass, they soon will be.

:helpful:

 

[Saint Peter]

I am all powerful there. If the bulbs aren't already inserted up your ass, they soon will be.

:helpful:

Old skool T-10 in christmas green.


Don't fuck with success.

 

[Christobal]

Nope.

These yeast extracts are not to be anything else. They are full of b vitamins. They have. Unique, very savoury and umami taste. Marmite slogan is you love it or hate it. I am neither : I like them and can be in the mood or not. But it does require an open minded news of epicurean curiosity. It smells like cat fart. It tastes incredibly strong. But it's satisfying like an anchovy pilfered straight from the jar in the fridge or a deep dark beef stew.

I have heard about vegemite for years. Someone please send me a sample. I am a bit nervous about it but my taste buds are open to new things.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

You can use a diluted Vegemite mix to clean and disinfect cutting boards, pots, pans, utensils, plates, cups, etc. Vegemite is also a natural degreaser...

I prefer it in a vegemite and lettuce sandwich or on toast with a nice cup of tea.

Is it just me, or is anyone else disinclined to ingest a "disinfectant degreaser"? You wash it down with tea? Why not bleach?

 

[Christobal]

Is it just me, or is anyone else disinclined to ingest a "disinfectant degreaser"? You wash it down with tea? Why not bleach?

Hogan keeps showing up with facts and stuff. He should be banned.

 

[Jamiegeo]

You people need to stop entering the raffle. Those dildos are mine.

Lol, it is one entry each person, however i appreciate and respect your tenacity regarding those Dildos.

Old skool T-10 in christmas green.


Don't fuck with success.

Threaded or bayonet fitment? Theres nothing worse than guessing and getting up the step ladder to find youve got the wrong type.....

I have heard about vegemite for years. Someone please send me a sample. I am a bit nervous about it but my taste buds are open to new things.

My advice(before purchasing or leveraging some from a friendship) would be to find a cat thats recently
Died(less than 3weeks but longer than 2weeks ago). Lift its tail and rim with your tongue.This should, quite accurately
Simulate the affront to the taste buds that is Vegemite,marmite,promite etc etc..
My further advice would be, dont get caught doing this...It may not favour you well with the other detainees in GP. Good luck..

 

[jezzilee]

It's kind of sad really. It's too bad dildos are such a personal thing. I had to throw away all soft rubber, gel type dildos and vibrators because I have become intolerant of them. *sighs* but I just cannot bring myself to dispose of the one that is run by the phone app and who ever I give my app deers to can control it. It sucks being emotionally attached to a toy. </3!

 

[Christobal]

Umm. Could I change my request to used dilidos? Preferably the ones that Garnate are tired of.