Random sexual thoughts

[AlexGosford]

My job is kind of dirty (literally, in the sense that I need a shower before I'm allowed on the furniture). I've spent the last few days at work fantasising about one of my bosses approaching me, dressed up in her skirt and heels, and giving me a perfunctory handjob. Sometimes I want her to make me cum on the floor, sometimes it's her heels or her skirt, sometimes I want to drag her down and make a mess of her.

 

[Crownvic]

lol, I bet!

You could be a winner....

 

[Vitriolhack]

As he walked into her apartment to pick her up for their date she said,

“I am not quite ready yet.” Then she turned around and said, “you know, we could just stay in tonight.”

 

[Replicant2018]

Secretly hoping someone saw me playing in front of my window this morning. It was quite a show, if I do say so myself.

Would have loved to see it!

 

[BidudeinWi]

Random thoughts led to purposeful action!

Recently, I've been horny without access to my usual lover(s) and craved something more than vibes and fingers. I was also friggin' tired of the cold! So I hopped on a plane down to Ft Myers for a week on the beach and hunted for some adventure.

I really didn't have a goal in mind, except for some up close and personal human contact!

For ages, I've been modest in public. I'm mid-60s, flat-chested, slender, and getting kind of saggy in spots, so I've always covered up, both to let my clothes flatter what nature doesn't any more, and because early in life I got attention that was dangerously unwanted. (And I've been getting all the action I want until recently, but he's out of the country for another month, and she's battling some serious health issues.)

But I'm raging horny, right? So fuck it! I hit a shop and bought a couple of nearly transparent Wicked Weasels. I had to wear one in in the condo for a while to work up my nerve. It was almost like being naked when it was dry, and when I tested the "wet look" in the shower, there was no "almost" to it--absolutely see through! Then there was my bush. I love bush, but the Weasel left a lot of it sticking out so for the first time in decades--bald beaver! Cameltoe!! Then I put on a cover-up, took a deep breath, and hit the beach to see what kind of reactions I could stir up!


Turned out, a saggy old gal can still stir interest of the carnal kind!

I spread out my towel, parked my sandals and cover-up, and went for a stroll in the edge of the surf, bending over a lot to "look for shells" (and to check behind me to see if I was getting any looks.) It took about 10 minutes for a 50-ish couple to start a conversation with me about sea shells! We chatted for a bit before I kicked it up a notch. I professed being hot and walked into the surf. As I walked back out in my transparent Weasel both of them stared shamelessly. It wasn't really warm enough to take a dip, and I could feel my nipples pucker. "Great suit" she said, hugging her guy, "wish I had the nerve--and the body!"

"I've got another one in my condo--want to try it on inside?" I asked her.

Hubby was ALL for it!

What a week! The 3 of us headed back to the room (without the coverup!) I got LOTS of gratifying (and some sternly disapproving) looks on the way. She and I were in a 69 within minutes of getting inside, and hubby enjoyed both of us.

The Weasel caught a nice string of singles, mostly guys, for some afternoon delights the rest of the week, but our 3-some reconvened every night.

Back home now. Brrrr, dammit. But moral of the story: It's good to act out fantasies once in a while!!

Absolutely fantastic story! I would have been all over you had I been there! Bisexual on top of it! Sexy woman for sure!

 

[rlaflamme]

Sometimes, on long drives, I wonder just how many people I pass are actually busy with themselves.

 

[rlaflamme]

I am curious how many people became UBER drivers with hopes of getting lucky with some random strangers.

 

[EyeCanSeeYou]

******

 

[knowhow7890]

Should I shave it all off? Go back to bare? - K

Yes. Maybe post a before and after pic?

 

[EyeCanSeeYou]

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[Badd Leroy]

I am curious how many people became UBER drivers with hopes of getting lucky with some random strangers.

It depends. Are you an illegal..ummm...errr immigrant coming from a country with a barbaric code of ethics, values, human rights issues...etc.

 

[Outlaw6in2]

I saw her round ass today and i wanted to eat her out. Her flat abdomen i wanted to lick down to her pussy. When she stood with her ass facing towards me and she adjusted her tight fitting jeans, i wanted to fuck

 

[EyeCanSeeYou]

*******

 

[Badd Leroy]

Pervy male doctor gives me a very thorough gynecologic exam. He’s fully clothed of course except that he unzipped and his cock was sticking out the entire time.

I was watching. You and him.
I watched you reach out, pull his cock in your hand...

 

[EyeCanSeeYou]

******

 

[ericrodman101]

There are beautiful young Asian men everywhere tonight....

 

[Vitriolhack]

He said I should know what one feels like.

“She has always been so perceptive,” he thought. He hesitated to let her know that, indeed, he did harbour male fantasies of his own. Would she make fun of him? Or would she help him indulge in his kink?

 

[WhisperwhatyouWant]

Role Play

For work, we are putting on a training next week, so 6 of us met to practice our role plays. I couldn’t believe how turned on by the role plays I was. Especially when I played the wife of one of the males and I was accused of cheating. I haven’t been able to stop thinking about getting fucked by the males in the group. I even found myself in a small room with one of the men last night and couldn’t focus on the PowerPoint we were supposed to be reviewing. I just kept wishing he’d bend me over the desk and fuck me. Unfortunately, he’s married and would never do that. I can only fantasize...

 

[Easyvirtue]

The erotic short story I sent my wife made her so horny she masturbated at work!

 

[Vitriolhack]

The erotic short story I sent my wife made her so horny she masturbated at work!

Kudos to you!

Will you be sharing the story on lit? We, well I, also want to masturbate to it.

 

[Easyvirtue]

I will maybe tomorrow. I can’t at this time.

 

[tangledwebgal]

I'm fantasizing about my horny nephew sneaking into my bedroom while I'm sleeping. He quietly walks up to me and wraps my hair around his cock, trying not to wake me. After assuring himself that I'm still asleep, he starts to slowly jerk off. He loves the feeling of my soft hair rubbing on his dick. As his cock gets harder he begins to get carried away. I wake up. At first I'm startled and confused, and I react accordingly. He doesn't even try to stop jerking. Once I realize what's happening I can see he's too close to cumming to stop. This makes me extremely horny. Nephew or not, I have an uncontrolled compulsion to masturbate. I rub and pat my pussy to a wildly intense orgasm right in front of him. After I cum, I wrap my mouth around his cock and start sucking. Not long after he returns the favour by pulling out of my mouth and cumming in my hair and on my face - and I love it.

 

[John988]

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[AnalCreampieGiver]

You know what I need?

A big pair of breasts to oil up and slowly fuck

 

[JR284]

I should find a fun guy for my wife for her upcoming birthday