Random sexual thoughts

In person

Wouldn’t you rather be there in person to watch are enjoying another guy?
 
If a man and a woman are alone in a forest fucking and a tree falls will anyone hear her screams?
 
There's a butt plug in my pocket and I'm about to have a meeting with a trio of analysts I've dubbed "Gunther's Anal Angels".

Sadly, they won't know about the plug, however at least one of them probably would not be all that surprised to know it was there.
 
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I can still feel the rumbling of his moans as they caused my groin to reverberate, as he slid up and down my shaft...
 
Who enjoys watching a woman cranking a stubborn car wearing high heels....
 
There are wonderful ways to get a raise...

A 'rise', you said?

Once in college...part-time job.....my 'boss' was a couple of years older....female... married. I complained about how little I was making and wondered if I could do 'anything' for more money.......she smiled and twiddled the top button on her blouse. and then she saw.......my rise! She grinned and said to take it out while she closed up. Still didn't get a raise, but you know........
 
A paranormal gangbang; an incubus, a devil, a wearwolf, a naga (snake humanoid) and vampire.
 
There's a butt plug in my pocket and I'm about to have a meeting with a trio of analysts I've dubbed "Gunther's Anal Angels".

Sadly, they won't know about the plug, however at least one of them probably would not be all that surprised to know it was there.

Do you suspect one of them swing both ways?
 
Do you suspect one of them swing both ways?

No, although picturing the three in a group is interesting. One is a little older, but still cute and I suspect she might have been into the swinging scene a few years ago. One is simply cute, and probably pretty hot with her husband but isn't flirtatious. My fave is WAY to good for her husband and I'm pretty sure she's into me, too.

But the downside where I work is too much rosk, so watching her dangle her shoe on her toe or lift her arms behind her head to push out be beautiful boobs... That's as far as it will ever go...
 
Just picked my son up from school. His teacher is pretty, although I suspect my attraction is more from who she is. She led the kids outside to be collected. It's cold as fuck here today so she was wearing a coat, which just about covered her butt, but she had no other visible clothing apart from a pair of opaque tights. Dirty thoughts abound.
 
Face to face and simultaneously breathing heavy, deeply passionate kiss parted, my body fixed between her invitingly spread legs, guiding myself to her, she wants me to, I want to, hooding her clit, pressing down, pressing lower, wet lips parting, teasing her open, bottom to top, top to bottom, I want this, she wants this, light pressure gradually becoming greater, easing inside, slowly, deliberately, fully, completely, bottomed out, for the first time, one, eyes fixed on each other, breathless, face to face...

Perfectly described hot!
 
Yesterday... as I loaded my car with shopping I caught a guy looking and immediately wanted him to slap my bum

There must be some kind of app for that. If you come within range of a person that will welcome a pat or slap on the bum you get a notification sound, you look around and make sure you found the right bum!!! And give it a slap :devil:

It can be called the Slapp App!
 
Yesterday... as I loaded my car with shopping I caught a guy looking and immediately wanted him to slap my bum

I love that, but equally would hope that he wouldn't do so without invitation. Happy to be invited though...:rolleyes:
 
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