Random sexual thoughts

[Not Normal]

I like the idea of being bulled. (Or stallioned. I'd make someone a good mare)

 

[liqueur]

When I was a young man, just apprenticed in my trade, there was an older, slightly bullyish guy I worked with a lot. He used to look at me and say things like (just as an example— if something i was doing had gone wrong) “If at first you don't succeed, suck, suck, some more.” I thought he was just joking around.

Looking back over the years, it seems like everyone knew about me— except me. Took me 15 years to figure out what they were talking about.

 

[Shaglus_Ziegler]

I love seeing him expertly screw my wife’s pussy while I sit comfortably on the plush reclining chair.

She moans, screams and, at times, even shrieks.

It’s lovely and liberating to watch someone you love find new pleasures in ways you cannot fulfill.

Indeed.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Back when we were younger, my husband and I did a lot of swinging and he also shared me. We stopped because of careers and kids and life stuff. Know considering dipping our toes back into it.

So naughty, I love it!

 

[kathyisgr65]

Even though I'm a smartass loudmouth most of the time...I crave submission and dominance

 

[mortis]

Why does my shampoo look like cum?

 

[liqueur]

Why does my shampoo look like cum?

I recommend not tasting it.

 

[Jillyn5309]

I recommend not tasting it.

Do you know this from experience?

 

[liqueur]

Do you know this from experience?

No, but I do know from experience how tempting any cum-like substance can be

 

[zoso682001]

I wonder how often my wife thought about sucking our hot guy friends cock ? As often as I thought about her sucking it or more so ?

 

[Sgts19]

I wonder how often my wife thought about sucking our hot guy friends cock ? As often as I thought about it or more so ?

Is it bigger than yours

 

[zoso682001]

Is it bigger than yours

Never seen it ! At least I haven't . I don't know if she has .

 

[doowopdoowop]

My partner told me her BFF (a dancer) was giving a BJ and Y.M.C.A. came on the speakers... We both (all?) had a good laugh about it

 

[Tasman69]

Well, I often think about men having sex with me!

I would definitely have sex with you lol

 

[Bigbutathletic]

I might be a big and intimidating man on the outside but I would love nothing more than to have a woman straddle my face

 

[Sn0wBelle]

Summer is fast approaching. I wish I had better looking legs so I could wear short dresses and get fingered under the table...

How funny that I wrote this! Nearly a year later and I've lost weight and my legs are looking better. Now that's motivation!
Just need to find a man... and a table...

 

[womaneater58]

How funny that I wrote this! Nearly a year later and I've lost weight and my legs are looking better. Now that's motivation!
Just need to find a man... and a table...

Put on a your shortest dress and let's have dinner in a quiet place.

 

[coffeelover5]

How funny that I wrote this! Nearly a year later and I've lost weight and my legs are looking better. Now that's motivation!
Just need to find a man... and a table...

I work in hospitality @Sn0wBelle , table for one? Right this way!

 

[Sn0wBelle]

I work in hospitality @Sn0wBelle , table for one? Right this way!

Table for one? I'm not fingering myself!

 

[coffeelover5]

Table for one? I'm not fingering myself!

@Sn0wBelle , I am the perfect host, I take matters into my own hands!

 

[Vitriolhack]

How funny that I wrote this! Nearly a year later and I've lost weight and my legs are looking better. Now that's motivation!
Just need to find a man... and a table...

Good for you, enjoy your “new” legs, show them off, take long walks downtown with nothing more that a short black dress; meet your girlfriends at Starbucks, sit outside on high stools, be proud of them and show off!

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

Why does my shampoo look like cum?

Also hand soap. When you squeeze a similar amount onto your hands, and before you rub it around under the running water… does it remind you?

 

[Sign54]

I sometimes think I'd like to try light BDSM and "tie up a girlfriend's wrists", but consensually and with a safeword.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Do you remember the time?
When we did not have a dime
But, somehow, we always rhymed

You continued to climb
But, I was past my prime…

 

[liqueur]

Do you remember the time?
When we did not have a dime
But, somehow, we always rhymed

You continued to climb
But, I was past my prime…

There was that girl
and there was that boy,
and there was me.

“Sister lovers, water brothers,”
he said, “why
can't we go on as three?”

But she went on to do
as daddy said, and he
went away, and I

Am old now
alone
and free.