Random idea i had...

[frostyghost09]

what about masturbation with food products? I know it sounds weird but...Picture it. Bored housewife, gets a 'kinky' idea while eating a salad, and gets hot with a leaf of lettuce? Then, maybe, I don't know, her husband walks in...?
Just an idea...what do you all think?

 

[mythtrav16]

what about masturbation with food products? I know it sounds weird but...Picture it. Bored housewife, gets a 'kinky' idea while eating a salad, and gets hot with a leaf of lettuce? Then, maybe, I don't know, her husband walks in...?
Just an idea...what do you all think?

I don't know about a lettuce leaf... I've heard of bananas, carrots, zuchinis and even big potatos (carved into shape), but a lettuce leaf? Are we talking about just rubbing the outside here, no penetration?

 

[Texguy84]

I remember a really good story where a girl got frisky with a carrot and a cob of corn.

I think any reasonably phallic object is eventually fair game, but I've heard of cucumbers being particularly well suited to it. Alternately, we've all at least heard of a guy finding some deranged use for a watermelon or a squash.

 

[frostyghost09]

i meant, maybe, rubbing the leaf all over her body, especially hot spots?

 

[Texguy84]

i meant, maybe, rubbing the leaf all over her body, especially hot spots?

Kinda like how one might with a feather? I can kinda see that. Maybe she starts because she's hot and the lettuce is nice and cool and moist...

 

[Carnevil9]

How about a lonely guy who is about to throw away his Halloween jack-o-lantern. Then he notices that the mouth is kinda purty......

 

[SugarAndSin]

How about a lonely guy who is about to throw away his Halloween jack-o-lantern. Then he notices that the mouth is kinda purty......

this could make for an interesting glory hole story, too. just ned a way for someone to 'wear' the jack o' lantern and hide themselves in some bales of hay.

 

[JuanVato]

Perhaps go carnivore?
I'm thinking erotic sausage eating, sucking fingers dipped in gravy, and the all important squash fucking.

(ok...made that last part us)
Is that what vegans do while alone in their gardens?

 

[frostyghost09]

Ummmm....A simple idea just got weird

 

[Carnevil9]

this could make for an interesting glory hole story, too. just ned a way for someone to 'wear' the jack o' lantern and hide themselves in some bales of hay.

Now THAT is one of the most twisted ideas I've ever heard! Bravo!!