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remy_lebeau8
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Glad I decided to be a rogue in da2. 3 mages off the bat...wtf mate
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I love being a rogue in those games, they're my favorite class. And I'd rather be an elf than a human.
But I do like playing a mage because they make stuff go BOOM and it's nice to stare down someone who is trying to insult me. "Go ahead. Make fun of me being a mage. G'head. Can't wait to hear it."
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Well that might have something to do with elves in every way being superior to humans.
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They shouldn't call humans Shemlen though. Humans can't help being inferior. They're like dogs. You shouldn't be mean to dogs either.
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Right?
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Good dogs know their place. They greet me at the door, they fetch my slippers, they follow my commands. But if your dog bites you, even once, you gotta put that dog down. The entire human race doesn't seem to know their place. I've seen elves forced to walk through cities when they should be carried on the backs of their inferiors. I've seen humans question the logic of elves. I've even seen humans declare war on elves. You better believe if a doggy army started matching on Washington we'd do the same thing to them that we did to wolves when they failed to fall in line. We'd exterminate them, then force them onto nature preserves and then. . .okay I'm gonna stop before I lose the dog metaphor and wander into American Indian.
Damn skippy. I'm still not seeing artwork though and that's very very upsetting.
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Good dogs know their place. They greet me at the door, they fetch my slippers, they follow my commands. But if your dog bites you, even once, you gotta put that dog down. The entire human race doesn't seem to know their place. I've seen elves forced to walk through cities when they should be carried on the backs of their inferiors. I've seen humans question the logic of elves. I've even seen humans declare war on elves. You better believe if a doggy army started matching on Washington we'd do the same thing to them that we did to wolves when they failed to fall in line. We'd exterminate them, then force them onto nature preserves and then. . .okay I'm gonna stop before I lose the dog metaphor and wander into American Indian.
"Mabari dogs are about as smart as your average tax collector"
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Good dogs know their place. They greet me at the door, they fetch my slippers, they follow my commands. But if your dog bites you, even once, you gotta put that dog down. The entire human race doesn't seem to know their place. I've seen elves forced to walk through cities when they should be carried on the backs of their inferiors. I've seen humans question the logic of elves. I've even seen humans declare war on elves. You better believe if a doggy army started matching on Washington we'd do the same thing to them that we did to wolves when they failed to fall in line. We'd exterminate them, then force them onto nature preserves and then. . .okay I'm gonna stop before I lose the dog metaphor and wander into American Indian.
Damn skippy. I'm still not seeing artwork though and that's very very upsetting.
Yeah. I'm literally not doing anything too. I could easily draw/scan all kinda things. But I'm literally sitting on the bed doing nothing. Drinking coffee and eating cupcakes like fucking Caligula.
Plus, didn't the Germans have a dog army? Was that a thing? I remember a dog army at some point. From history.
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Which is about half as smart as your average human. And that's only a tenth as smart as a. . .re. . .an elf with reduced mental capabilities brought about by severe blunt force trauma induced by Hill Giants while he was still an infant.
I want you to remember this because some day you're going to be hanging over the edge of a sky scraper begging for someone to save you and I'm going order lobster, eat it, and then pour the warm butter all over your fingers and laugh as you slip.I don't know, there very well may have been a dog army. The Russians tried cross breeding women and gorillas for the military. Though I think they were just kinky fucks who wanted to see some interspecies erotica. And someone had a bear in the army. I'm not going to lie, if I showed up to a fight and you had a goddamn bear I'd just politely explain that I had made a terrible mistake and ask if you needed any help packing up.
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Which is about half as smart as your average human. And that's only a tenth as smart as a. . .re. . .an elf with reduced mental capabilities brought about by severe blunt force trauma induced by Hill Giants while he was still an infant.
I don't know, there very well may have been a dog army. The Russians tried cross breeding women and gorillas for the military. Though I think they were just kinky fucks who wanted to see some interspecies erotica. And someone had a bear in the army. I'm not going to lie, if I showed up to a fight and you had a goddamn bear I'd just politely explain that I had made a terrible mistake and ask if you needed any help packing up.
In Egypt, Bast's city of Purr-Bast was protected by her priestesses and their lions. They believed that if you wore any kind of protection into battle it was a sign of weakness. So when you showed up to try to fight the army was made up of naked ladies and lions. I feel this is relevant.
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Thank you for waking me up with a smile.
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Holy crap. The bad "gal" is amazingly awesome. Stop making incredibly awesome bad guys, Final Fantasy.
You look so cool and I am so usually not swayed by looking cool, but I want to be on your side now.
http://i.imgur.com/1nVeAG0.png
You look so cool and I am so usually not swayed by looking cool, but I want to be on your side now.
http://i.imgur.com/1nVeAG0.png
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Gird your loins by watching Hell comes to Frogtown then go kill those slimy Anura's
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That is...absolutely awesome. At least in the trailer. Did they put all the funny parts in the trailer or is there more?
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Haha the whole movie plays like that, it is one of those films you want to turn off but just cannot. Roddy Piper must have stipulated that ANY and ALL females in the film must hit on him at some point. Its amazing that he still had enough acting in him after this to do They Live.
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I'm going to have to watch it.
And my bruiser just did a lot of frog stomping. She's a tank type so that's fine.
My cloth casters get mutilated.
There's a frog boss x2 heroic level 100, I'm level 94 (max level 95 so it doesn't get that much easier) and then he spawns rounds of maybe 20 level 100 frog spawn at probably 50, 40 and 30% health. So you're surrounded by 60 little (ish) frogs and one badass frog.
You can't stomp on the little ones, they'll just respawn, you just have to survive until you kill the big one and they despawn.
Frogs 0 Me 1
Well, today. Final score is probably Frogs 3 Me 2
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It would be no fun if it were easy.
Remember the words of Thomas Wayne "Why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up."
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And he never took that advice, just got weirder and weirder.
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