Random amusing crap

[lustomic]

I like these two

21 Funny Airline Announcements

Qantas Gripe Sheet Notes

Not quite the same but if you are into looking at sites, check out this one:

www.lustomic.com:kiss:

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files2/amd_palins_hand4521154.jpg

The hand of the possible next president of the US.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

You do realize that The Onion doesn't publish real articles - they're all satire or even outright phonies?





Right?

You mean PetSmart isn't really running against...wait. You're shitting me. Fake?

Yeah, I know. But it was a satire of the real SCOTUS decision last month, which was almost as nuts.

 

[sb2009]

THE ONION ISN'T REAL??????????

someone hold me.

 

[chy_girl]

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

This is excellent. Just excellent.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Valentine's Day breaking news...

 

[neci]

Valentine's Day breaking news...

spring pruning!

 

[neci]

i can play with my slinkie for hours

 

[chy_girl]

The Pinocchio Paradox

 

[chy_girl]

Valentine's Day breaking news...

Personally, I refuse to participate in razor burn and ingrown hairs... Unless I'm told to that is.

It is surprising how much hair there is though.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Denzel and Will Smith

Damn, he's good.

 

[insert____here]

for no particular reason

the word "spork" - i can't say it without bursting out in hysterical laughter

and the term "kanga banga" - a reference to sausages made from kangaroo meat. saw them in a shop and laughed so hard i had to hold onto the freezer rail for support.

 

[chy_girl]

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
Douglas Adams

 

[unknooown]

I came home this afternoon to the sound of my girlfriend laughing hysterically from the bedroom. I walked in and stood behind her as she watched this video three or four times, laughing and laughing. She didn't even realize I'd come home.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6amXWlfCHSo

She's too cute

 

[unknooown]

A couple hours later she asked me, out of the blue, "what do you think he was thinking about?"

She meant the zebra.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Save me from the fucking shitheads who run this state I reside in.

http://cbs13.com/politics/no.cussing.week.2.1519540.html

 

[unknooown]

You're harshing my buzz, man

 

[unregistered]

 

[MasterPhoenix]

What a valuable use of time and resources.

That is the California State Legislature for you

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Just... wow...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/mbauer/detail?blogid=26&entry_id=57788

 

[MasterPhoenix]

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/5107/slide_5107_70479_large.jpg?1267152568108

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/5107/slide_5107_70480_large.jpg?1267152658921

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/5107/slide_5107_70519_large.jpg?1267152717097

 

[MasterPhoenix]

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/4982/slide_4982_69077_large.jpg

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/4982/slide_4982_69061_large.jpg

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/4982/slide_4982_69070_large.jpg

 

[unregistered]

 

[CurlyKat]

This is way too cute! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtyAsiZWktY