Rammmmmmm...

[ram1_2]

I have SO much more to teach you, such as how to play a tight end, and how to get deep penetration.

Football - I love this game!!!

Ah! I seem to keep fumbling the ball !!

 

[sueanninct]

Re: Adopt An Elf

http://www.claus.com/toyworkshop/pix/color_med_shinny.gif

Shinny Upatree
Adopted by Ram..
Santa's oldest friend and Village co-founder.

Shinny is the oldest resident of the North Pole Village. He's even older than Santa Claus. He's about three feet tall, skinny and wrinkled up as a baked apple. Shinny is as crusty as week-old bread, but despite all his huff and bluster, he has a good heart and a true devotion to Santa Claus.

Shinny is the leader of the Elves and is Santa's oldest friend. He also actually co-founded the Village with Santa Claus! Everyone pretty much ignores his crankiness because without ol' Shinny, there wouldn't be a Village and maybe not even a Santa Claus.

Hey Cookie - that elf kinda looks like Gabby Hayes.

 

[ram1_2]

Re: Re: Adopt An Elf

Hey Cookie - that elf kinda looks like Gabby Hayes.

Gabby Hayes!.......Isn't that Cookie's big 'sqeeze' Sue ?? I MUST grow a beard and lose some teeth, quick!

 

[sueanninct]

Re: Re: Re: Adopt An Elf

Gabby Hayes!.......Isn't that Cookie's big 'sqeeze' Sue ?? I MUST grow a beard and lose some teeth, quick!

Yup, that's her hunka-hunka burnin' love.

Don't you change a thing. We like you just as you are.

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: Adopt An Elf

AH! Actually, cookie, the AV you showed is NOT Shinny. It is ME, after last week's office party. After 18 'Coffee Bombshells' (Tia Maria, Polish vodka, brandy and lime juice) THIS is what I looked like!!!

Smiling...you handsome devil...

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: Adopt An Elf

Hey Cookie - that elf kinda looks like Gabby Hayes.

Too many teeth...

 

[cookiejar]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS RAM...YOU SWEETHEART

 

[ram1_2]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS RAM...YOU SWEETHEART

And to you also.........sweet, sweet Cookie.

May you receive ALL you wish for this Christmas (including your very own blow-up Gabby Hayes!)

With LOADS of magical elf-kisses!!

Ram

 

[ram1_2]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Adopt An Elf

Yup, that's her hunka-hunka burnin' love.

Don't you change a thing. We like you just as you are.

And here is a big Christmas smooch for Sue...... May your scones rise, and your puddings never fall!!

Masses of hugs and kisses (now, where DID I put that mistletoe???)


Ram

 

[cookiejar]

And to you also.........sweet, sweet Cookie.

May you receive ALL you wish for this Christmas (including your very own blow-up Gabby Hayes!)

With LOADS of magical elf-kisses!!

Ram

Ty love...elf kisses are nice...

 

[sueanninct]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Adopt An Elf

And here is a big Christmas smooch for Sue...... May your scones rise, and your puddings never fall!!

Masses of hugs and kisses (now, where DID I put that mistletoe???)


Ram

I don't know where yours is, but I glued a bunch of mistletoe to my ceiling. Now I'm just waiting for Santa.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS RAM!

 

[cookiejar]

A special hug and kiss for Ram...I'm here for you too...just remember that...

Merry Xmas Sweets...

 

[ram1_2]

A special hug and kiss for Ram...I'm here for you too...just remember that...

Merry Xmas Sweets...

Bless you, my darling Christmas Cookie! May Santa always get you, to nibble on!

With many tiny kisses......................

 

[cookiejar]

Mary had a little sheep
And with that sheep she went to sleep
But that sheep was a ram
Uh oh! Mary had a little lamb

 

[cookiejar]

If a sheep is a ram and a mule is an ass, how come a ram in the ass is a goose?

 

[ram1_2]

If a sheep is a ram and a mule is an ass, how come a ram in the ass is a goose?

.......funny, I keep trying to look up the same quote, but my newly acquired 'Dictionary of Phrases and Naughty Bits', says............

'.....a ram in the ass is divine........'


MUST be a mis-quote somewhere, eh??

Have a lovely day, girl!!

 

[cookiejar]

.......funny, I keep trying to look up the same quote, but my newly acquired 'Dictionary of Phrases and Naughty Bits', says............

'.....a ram in the ass is divine........'


MUST be a mis-quote somewhere, eh??

Have a lovely day, girl!!

A traveling salesman walks up to a house in the country and asks a little boy where his mother is.
The little boy says, "Out back fucking the Ram."
The salesman, shocked, replies, "You shouldn't say things like that about your mother!"
The salesman walks to the back yard and sure enough here was the boy's mother down on her hands and knee's being mounted by this Ram.
Well the salesman wasn't going to interupt her so he walks around to the front of the house and sees the little boy again. He asks him, "Doesn't it bother you that your mom is being fucked by a ram?"
"Naaaaaaaa!" replies the boy.

 

[ram1_2]

A traveling salesman walks up to a house in the country and asks a little boy where his mother is.
The little boy says, "Out back fucking the Ram."
The salesman, shocked, replies, "You shouldn't say things like that about your mother!"
The salesman walks to the back yard and sure enough here was the boy's mother down on her hands and knee's being mounted by this Ram.
Well the salesman wasn't going to interupt her so he walks around to the front of the house and sees the little boy again. He asks him, "Doesn't it bother you that your mom is being fucked by a ram?"
"Naaaaaaaa!" replies the boy.

OBVIOUSLY, I had passed through, earlier!!!

 

[cookiejar]

Happy Friday Sweets... Windy and cold here and I have a ton to do. I just took my tree out, and heck what a mess. See you later...a cup of coffee and back to cleaning

 

[ram1_2]

Happy Friday Sweets... Windy and cold here and I have a ton to do. I just took my tree out, and heck what a mess. See you later...a cup of coffee and back to cleaning

Ah! The joys of housework......(shudder)....hands up all those who want it banned!

Have a super Friday, sweets! Catch you later, cookiekins..........

 

[cookiejar]

Ah! The joys of housework......(shudder)....hands up all those who want it banned!

Have a super Friday, sweets! Catch you later, cookiekins..........

Cookiekins...that's a new one. I just went to my g-parents, but I had to leave. Her dogs were making my eyes swell. I cleaned all day, still have more I want to do. Sheesh, I'm beat.

 

[ram1_2]

Cookiekins...that's a new one. I just went to my g-parents, but I had to leave. Her dogs were making my eyes swell. I cleaned all day, still have more I want to do. Sheesh, I'm beat.

Ah! Rest..........sweet sugar cookie! Whilst my highly trained band of elves and hobbits sweep and polish and wash...........

Masses of kisses!!

 

[sueanninct]

What happened to the tiger bunny?

 

[ram1_2]

What happened to the tiger bunny?

Dearest girl.....

The tiger-bunny is COMPLETELY 'shagged out'..........poor guy needs a rest (grin)

Don't worry, when last heard from, the tiger-bunny was saying, like General Douglas MacArthur, 'I shall return!'

HUGE Christmas kiss.......

 

[cookiejar]

Hey sweets...Bunk and I are gonna have our way with you under the mistletoe. Where in hell is she??