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ram1_2 said:Ah! I knew Ole Whiskers had 'fringe' benefits! (yuk, yuk, yuk!)
It ain't gonna work...
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cookiejar said:
Is someone being naughty?
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cookiejar said:He's a wolf in Santa clothing Bunk...
I knew it!!
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cookiejar said:He wants a ho ho ho!!!....omg that is bad...
You really are naughty tonight!
Please don't take offense, Ram. Sometimes, we just can't help ourselves.
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cookiejar said:Heck life is too short to be unhappy...I hate Xmas but I can still have fun...Ram knows I wuvs him....
Hey , Xmas can be fun.....just as soon as I unload the snow from my pants.........brrrrrrr
Who was that nasty yet hot chick on Xenia..........the force of beautiful evil......? I need her for my pants...........(thanks, cookie)
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sueanninct said:You really are naughty tonight!
Please don't take offense, Ram. Sometimes, we just can't help ourselves.
I know.....!! And there is NO TRUTH to the rumour that I was last seen wearing a red suit, sitting in a department store grotto, with cookie on my knee! AND I was not saying " What do you want for Christmas, little girl, other than this patented pocket truncheon?"......
ram1_2 said:I know.....!! And there is NO TRUTH to the rumour that I was last seen wearing a red suit, sitting in a department store grotto, with cookie on my knee! AND I was not saying " What do you want for Christmas, little girl, other than this patented pocket truncheon?"......
No you had the suit off...
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sueanninct said:You really are naughty tonight!
Please don't take offense, Ram. Sometimes, we just can't help ourselves.
......and thank you, Bunkie, for teaching me ALL about the NFL.....although I am STILL uncertain about this 'down by contact' stuff....and I do draw the line at having 'Go Pats!' tattooed across my back!!
TEN WAYS TO MAKE SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST
1. Tugging on someone's beard. (This is a pet peeve of Santa Claus.)
2. Stretching your Christmas stocking so it holds more.
3. Rewrapping a gift you didn't like and giving it to someone else.
4. Putting out milk for Santa Claus that's seven days beyond the expiration date.
5. Pushing toys under bed instead of putting them away.
6. Getting into the "Express Lane" when you know you have more than 10 items.
7. Not rewinding videos before returning them.
8. Pulling off those mattress tags that say,
"Do not remove."
9. Trying to find hidden Christmas presents.
10. Not scrubbing behind your ears.
1. Tugging on someone's beard. (This is a pet peeve of Santa Claus.)
2. Stretching your Christmas stocking so it holds more.
3. Rewrapping a gift you didn't like and giving it to someone else.
4. Putting out milk for Santa Claus that's seven days beyond the expiration date.
5. Pushing toys under bed instead of putting them away.
6. Getting into the "Express Lane" when you know you have more than 10 items.
7. Not rewinding videos before returning them.
8. Pulling off those mattress tags that say,
"Do not remove."
9. Trying to find hidden Christmas presents.
10. Not scrubbing behind your ears.
Adopt An Elf
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Shinny Upatree
Adopted by Ram..
Santa's oldest friend and Village co-founder.
Shinny is the oldest resident of the North Pole Village. He's even older than Santa Claus. He's about three feet tall, skinny and wrinkled up as a baked apple. Shinny is as crusty as week-old bread, but despite all his huff and bluster, he has a good heart and a true devotion to Santa Claus.
Shinny is the leader of the Elves and is Santa's oldest friend. He also actually co-founded the Village with Santa Claus! Everyone pretty much ignores his crankiness because without ol' Shinny, there wouldn't be a Village and maybe not even a Santa Claus.
http://www.claus.com/toyworkshop/pix/color_med_shinny.gif
Shinny Upatree
Adopted by Ram..
Santa's oldest friend and Village co-founder.
Shinny is the oldest resident of the North Pole Village. He's even older than Santa Claus. He's about three feet tall, skinny and wrinkled up as a baked apple. Shinny is as crusty as week-old bread, but despite all his huff and bluster, he has a good heart and a true devotion to Santa Claus.
Shinny is the leader of the Elves and is Santa's oldest friend. He also actually co-founded the Village with Santa Claus! Everyone pretty much ignores his crankiness because without ol' Shinny, there wouldn't be a Village and maybe not even a Santa Claus.
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ram1_2 said:......and thank you, Bunkie, for teaching me ALL about the NFL.....although I am STILL uncertain about this 'down by contact' stuff....and I do draw the line at having 'Go Pats!' tattooed across my back!!
I have SO much more to teach you, such as how to play a tight end, and how to get deep penetration.
Football - I love this game!!!
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Re: Adopt An Elf
AH! Actually, cookie, the AV you showed is NOT Shinny. It is ME, after last week's office party. After 18 'Coffee Bombshells' (Tia Maria, Polish vodka, brandy and lime juice) THIS is what I looked like!!!
cookiejar said:
AH! Actually, cookie, the AV you showed is NOT Shinny. It is ME, after last week's office party. After 18 'Coffee Bombshells' (Tia Maria, Polish vodka, brandy and lime juice) THIS is what I looked like!!!
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