raindancer

There's a line to get into heaven, what say we go to the Paisley Palace instead?
 
Is there a bar and a big bed?

I'm there.

Lexie deserted us. :(

So what's the cause for your drunken state? Celebration?
 
Silly LeXie!

raindancer said:
So what's the cause for your drunken state? Celebration? [/B]
Her loss. The reason is simple, I drank too much wine by... well, at least two glasses. I didn't set out to, it wasn't a day that suggested it, but once the corks were out, well... one thing led to another, ya know?
 
I know. I'm tempted to pull out some spiced rum, at this point. It's midnight. I can't sleep. And, today has not been the best of days.

Let's get drunk and screw. :D
 
raindancer said:
I know. I'm tempted to pull out some spiced rum, at this point. It's midnight. I can't sleep. And, today has not been the best of days.

Let's get drunk and screw. :D

Care for a hot dog, lady?
 
raindancer said:
I know. I'm tempted to pull out some spiced rum, at this point. It's midnight. I can't sleep. And, today has not been the best of days.

Let's get drunk and screw. :D
I have such a thing for rum... screw propriety, can I lick it from your navel?
 
It'll do.

Where's that spicyness? Pour it where you crave licking...
 
raindancer said:
Is it ok to swoon and squirt at the same time?

Not on my watch it's not!

What's the deal with everyone wanting my dancer?
 
raindancer said:
Lexie says I'm her ho. And LK is drunk and licking stuff. :D

Well if LEXIE says so, I guess it's ok, huh?



Next time, tell Lexie to clear this parceling of the ho-baggery with me first, got it?


*can you tell i just got done watching DeNiro?*
 
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